>have craving for a bomb ass salad all day during work while stuck eating disgusting leftover pasta>hit wally world after 10 hour shift>grab head of lettuce, some carrots to peel into shreds, pepper jack to also shred, garlic croutons, large black olives to slice, real bacon bits, had hardboiled egg at home>prep everything and make a nice wholesome bowl of deliciousness >go to grab some ranch.... WHERE IS THE FUCKING RANCH I SWEAR MY LEFT NUT WAS IN HERE?>it is 11:40 my time and everything is closedI am so fucking broken guys. I just wanted a nice fucking veggi meat bowl with any kind of dressing. I was looking for fucking ranch dipping packs from mcdonalds in my random drawer. This night is fucking ruined.
>>21660110make a vinaigrette broor a mayo basee dressingor honey mustard
>>21660145thissalad dressing is really easy to make with basic condiments you should have in your pantrythis is a non-problem OP
>>21660110>>grab head of lettuce, some carrots to peel into shreds, pepper jack to also shred, garlic croutons, large black olives to slice, real bacon bits, had hardboiled egg at homethis sounds positively abominable
>>21660110what is an ass salad and why would you want one
>>21660110Ywnbaw pedo
>>21660110>>have craving for a bomb assMe too man
>>21660110>I SWEAR MY LEFT NUT WAS IN HEREYou keep your nuts in the cupboard or fridge?>>21660371Hi Ywnbaw, nice self introduction.Weird name tho, is it Indian?
>>21660110>bomb ass>cartoon childFucking grimacing
>>21660110>This night is fucking ruined.wow this ruined your night? in russia some fucker just made the mistake of signing a contract that will result in him getting killed by a drone in 2 weeks.hamas executed randos that looked at them wrong.chinas about to invade Taiwan.There's an insane man in the white house.some rando in my neighborhood was tear gassed out of his house because he hadn't paid the mortgage in 2 years, and his house was sold out from under him.and poowr widdle babby cant fiwnd him wanch dwessing...
>>21660528Shut up, leftshit
>>21660110so... did you do this >>21660145? you must reply or I will think the sole purpose of this thread was to seek attention.
>>21660528can't believe you're complaining about awful threads when all that shit is happening in the world. get some perspective
this nigga eating ass salads lmao
>>21660110
>>21660110>bomb ass salad >ranchpick one (1)
>>21660110dumb weeb
>>21660528OP, did you just make a post about a casual, everyday situation you have found yourself in?MEN HAVE STOOD KNEE DEEPIN MUDAND BONEAND FILLED THEIR LUNGS WITH MUSTARD GASTHEY DRUG TRENCHES FOR THE REFUGEESTHEY MURDERED DISSIDENTS WHERE THE GROUND NEVER THAWSAND STARVED THE MASSES INTO FAITHA CHILD'S SHADOW, BURNED INTO THE BRICKWORK,A HOUSE OF SKULLS IN THE JUNGLEAND YOU DARE SPEAK TO MEABOUT FRENCH CROUTONS!?!? KNEADED FROM THE GROUND BONES OF ORPHANS, I PRESUME!? ON MY COOKING AND/OR FOOD BOARD? BLASPHEMY!
>>21660621If I don't have ranch I certainly don't have base components for that. I just dumped it it. I have enough from yesterday to remake it after I hit the store.
>>21660528back to /pol/ with you
Why don't you just make ranch yourself its not hard
>>21660755THIS IS YOUR COMING CENTURY! THEY WILL EAT A BOMB ASS SALAD MANDUS
>>21661038I was there when the two bomb ass salads were dropped over new york and socal. The destruction was....biblical
>>21661695They will bury their forks into your ribcage and they will Eat. Your. Bomb-Ass-Salad
>pepper jack in a salad>black olives>carrotsWhat a faggy ass salad lmao I bet you have gender dysphoria
>>21661750Hey hey now what is wrong with olives?
>>21661759I can’t really think of a situation where black olives are better than green or kalmata for a salad
>>21660862you don't have mayo around the house? or even just oil and vinegar? stock your fucking pantry dude the fuck.
>>21660110I know that feel. I once wanted to make burritos so I went to the shop to get the meat & wraps because I thought I had everything else at home.>no cheese>no tomato>no peppers>my spices were dead, no flavour>just white rice and mayoIt was awful.
>>21660110>wholesome>ranchThat ranch has 10x the calories of the rest of your salad.
