what happens if you mix them?
>>21660416>Steven Segal energy drink my ducking sides
are there people who don't find steven seagal funny? like who see him as a badass or an icon or something?
You become fat and a master of taekwondo
>>21660450yeah, steven seagal
>>21660450From what I can tell it's only pencil necked libs who laugh at him. He's literally a certified badass
There was a crackhead outside my gas station that used to call me Steven segal cuz I had long hair. He would mimic karate chops whenever I would go buy cigarettes. Simpler times.
>>21660416You start believing in ancient Chinese spirits secretly controlling everything. Maybe Dan could use that as a script for a new Ghostbusters movie that doesn't suck.
>>21660450He did the whole badass but not super serious thing really well for a while and then started trying too hard. That Sniper movie where he's so fat he can't move the rifle around his head is supposed to be taken seriously.
>>21660483never expected to run into stephen segal on /ck/ of all places, howdy! kill any grizzly bears with your bare hands lately?
>>21660416You develop a comical jamaican accent>>21660483Stevens fat fingers typed this post
Exit wounds was a good movie. Rip dmx
>>21660416Your butt explodes
>>21660457>taekwondo*Aikido, anon. Taewkondo would actually be useful, unlike aikido which is gay theater where a retard stands in the middle and a bunch of acrobats run at him, one at a time, pretending to be flipped over.
>>21660552>You develop a comical jamaican accentPlus, you want the punani.
>>21660421The commercial for it is kino https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IId64OJdCKM&pp=ygUac3RldmVuIHNlYWdhbCBlbmVyZ3kgZHJpbms%3D
>>21660682would
>>21660483>certifiedby?
>>21660731by Steven Seagal you silly
>>21660731
>>21660499I used to be pretty good friends with the local crackheads until they started getting pissy that I wouldn't let them live with me
>>21660682>cordyceps
>>21660416you feel bad
>>21660416Seagal's prob happy just to have sold one more can of this crapAykroyd's prob not too happy you're mixing his vodka with this crap
>>21660529he was always up his own arse. People thought it was a character until they met him in real life and realised how he acted in the movies was what he actually thought about himself. He made up entire fake history for himself about inheriting some ancient dojo in Japan, and being a CIA agent, and all sorts of nonsense.
>>21660450Some of the world's biggest dictators find Steven Seagal to be a legendary actor who made awesome movies.
>>21660591Shit, you'd get broken into bits, turbo weakling
>>21660450>>21660892russian, ukranian etc. boomers unironically think he is badass
>>21660450Potato king thinks he's so cool and badass he fed him a carrot from his very own garden.Are you being fed Belarusian presidential carrots? Then sit down.
>>21660450Hes actually talented, and your a fucking moron.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYAWgbsOX1k
>>21660892Watching action movies after age 20 is low-iq. Putin ain't stupid, it's just a propaganda move for the Vatniks.
