ITT your worst dining out experience
>>21660773Found one of these livestock injection needles broken off in a porkchop I ordered. It was pretty funny watching the waitstaff and the manager freak out and giving me free shit so I didn't sue them.
>>21660785One birthday party for me and my sister on a sweltering hot day my aunt broke the tip off an expensive knife in the middle of an ice cream cake.
>>21660842Why was she using an expensive knife to cut an ice cream cake
>>21660844She respected the ice cream cakes life and wanted to honor it for giving them nourishment
>>21660848kek
>>21660785How does that even happen?>>21660842Did you still eat it?
>>21661320They're used to inject marinade directly into the meat. I've seen other kinds of needles break so maybe that can, too
>>21660773What am i looking at?
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>>21660773Went to an Indian restaurant and everything tasted bad and overspiced, including the tea. Woke up that night and emptied by stomach and bowls into a toilet and then collapsed with fatigue for 3 days where I only was able to consume a small amount of Gatorade and ice cream. It felt like I was going to die.The waiter was also mostly on his phone ignoring tables.0/10 experience and will not eat Indian food
>>21660785>sue themFor what? Jesus Christ the us are so fucking cucked. You really live in a dystopia.
>>21660785I found a bird feather in a gyros and told em its fine if they give me a desert on the house. It's a good strat.
>>21660773Bought a bunch of goyslop to celebrate I was recovering from a mild flu (aka covid) but it had no flavor at all so I threw the whole thing lmao
>>21662025>Just enjoy a giant needle in your meat bro, no biggiesI know the suing culture in memerica is retarded and extremely jewish but you jumped over a totally legit ground for suing.
>>21662058I guess it's just a matter of culture, as you said. Where I live it would be unimaginable to sue for something like that, a lawyer would probably laugh in your face and tell you that you should look at what you eat instead of being an idiot acting like a golden retriever in front of a bowl of chow.
>>21661927Inherently prejudiced reply.
>>21662062Sorry to hear that, better luck in the next life buddy
>>21662058If he didn't get hurt then there's no legit ground
>>21662159Why are you like this
>>21662225Don't you have some human feces and needles to sift through your food for? Chop chop thirdie
>>21662025Never said I was going to sue them, but obviously they wanted to avoid a potential suit so they buttered me up with a comped meal and free desserts for the family. It's also not crazy to want to sue if you bit into a needle, idk why you're trying to take some noblefag stance on this.
>>21661459Roach on the pizza.
>>21662441Food can kill people if prepared carelessly, it should be a concern for restaurants to be sued, mega chains at the very least. I hated working with my dipshit coworkers who didn't care about food safety.
>>21660785No cap you were set for life right there
>At work>Hungry>Coworker offers to put in an UberJeets order>Agree on BurgerFi>Get it>Eat it, good>Suddenly tunnel vision>The walls are closing in>I'm going blind>Also I gotta shit>Poop>Vision returnsAnd another time I got a chunk of tempered glass in my Panda Express order.
>>21660785Wtf is a "livestock injection needle?" You mean for vaccines while the animal is alive, or what? If so, you're full of shit because that would get caught at the meat processing facility, and if it didn't it would still be on the packing plant, not the restaurant. The restaurant would have insurance, and while I'm sure they didn't want bad publicity, I doubt very much that they gave two shits about you suing them.
>>21660842>on a sweltering hot dayWas this around the summer of 92?
>>21663369>>>/pw/
>>21662926Maybe you should read the thread before you post there, little buddy.
>>21662926Are you retarded? Genuine question.
I went to a Chinese place once and it was exactly what I expected. Chinese themed food touched by Chinese-style people. :[
>>21662025Business negligence is (usually) taken very seriously in the US anon, I remember slipping and landing on my ass in the market and I had no less than three wagies instant transmission over to me making sure I was okay.
>>21663386The chinese places around here are usually made by hispanic style people...
>>21660773Not only was the food shit, but I lost my favorite diner>At my favorite diner. They cooked a really nice steak.>Went in to find the place being renovated, they hired new staff, and it was the busiest it had been in years.>prefer it quiet, but love this place so still sit down>Guess the place finally got some recognition and well deserved business>Order my usual, looking forward to it.>My steak took almost an hour and arrived unironically raw, they clearly forgot and tried rushing it out after barely a minute on the heat>Find out the old cook doesn't work there anymore>Find out it's because indians own the diner now>Weeks later, smoking copium, go back to cement my fears>picrel>They called it "Lasagna"
>>21663581If you didn't dine and dash at that point, you have no moral fiber.
i went to some random steak chain in downtown london and felt like the server was ignoring us all night while one loud table was getting all their attention.he watched me type zero for the tip and seethed
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>>21663794Tipping is a thing in the UK?
>>21662926>it didn't happen because it couldn't happenNice circular logic there bud
>>21662208>he shot at me>but he missed so he didn't do anything wrong
>>21664379Staff expect American tourists to offer a tip, so they get pissy when they don't get one.
went to the bar near my house recently during a weekend(college sports bar) and the pizza that took 30 minutes to order because it was so packed aomehow came out cold after like an hour when they brougt it out and i bitched to the bar tender and she gave this really nasty stare(i had never seen her before) and ignored me so i yelled GET ME PAT. NOW. (the owner) and she still ignored me so i started kicking the side of the bar kind of loud and she yelled at me to leave and i said no so she finally went upstairs to get the owner and he came down all pissed looking then saw it was me and came over and asked wtf was going on this bitch is saying youre trying to break the bar and i was like dude who the FUCK is that new bitch look at.my fuckin receipt (it was almot 10pm i had gotten there at 8) and im like ive been here two fuckin hours now, and most of it was spent waiting for a god damn pizza and another beer; and when i finally got the damn food it was COLD! and he let me have the cold one and put another in for me and cleared two beers for me. i also have not seen that chick work friday thru sunday nights since, but she still works there and she fuckin hates meugly old ass bitchjust a recent one
>>21663581Reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm2YGkCql24Anyway yeah, if you see Indians in the kitchen, eat somewhere else.
>>21660785Tell more
>>21662926Only sane person here.The retardation of these guys is baffling >>21663374>>21663380>>21664405
>>21664477You sound fun. Also clearly drunk already! Good going
>>21664477Take a pic of the bar and bitch. You need tacos and tequila.
>>21664463You couldn't sue someone for that either. Attempted murder is a criminal issue, not a civil issue. The only thing you could do in that case is press charges which means getting him arrested and punished by the state. If you don't suffer any harm then you can't get him to pay you money.
>>21660773Got food poisoning at a Chinese buffet in Augusta, Georgia. Was visiting my grandmother, and went to this place for crab legs. I was on the can and puking for a day and a half. It was this cursed building at Gordon Highway and North Leg (was the Jade Palace at one point, and may have been when I went there).Thanks for reading my blog.
Was at a restaurant and the squash was GREEN.
>>21664527You can sue anyone for anything.People regularly sue for wrongful death even if someone has been criminally charged.
>>21664543Sure it wasn't zucchini?
>>21660842was this in the white how summer of 92?
>>21663581why is there a hole in the cucumber? that bothers me.
>>21664379tipping is becoming a thing in most of northern europe. it used to be a flex if you tipped, now its almost required. at my dads 60th birthday the waiter brought the cc terminal where it said "choose x% tip" and he just looked at the waiter and laughed. mind you he spend like 4000€ already lol
>>21660773I got a salad once. There was about a quarter inch of white powder on the bottom of the bowl. I was confused and thought that it was powdered sugar and WTF so I asked about it. Some dumb fuck had put dishwasher detergent powder in a bowl and left it where they pick up food orders. My server made my salad in that bowl and just tossed the shit on top. Fuckers offered to only comp my salad after I almost destroyed my GI system.
>>21664463In a civil suit you need some kind of harm. There is no compensation for nothing.
>>21664477You went to a busy college bar during peak hours and expected them to serve you like a VIP. Get fucking real man.
>>21664525its saturday afternoon , she doesnt work weekends anymore that i have seen; and im about to start having people here one of my sons 5th bdayif shes there tuesday ill see what i can do if the threads upits called bulldogs bar and grill in galloway new jersey if you really care to look it upi like like a 6 minute walk from it, in the neighborhood behind the bar, ive been going there since 20...10?
>>21664592You obviously didn't read on. Pat - THE Pat - saw that it was the head honcho and treated him like the big kahuna that he is.
>>21664594Why the FUCK are you asking us how long you've been going there? You fucking retard.
>>21664527>You couldn't sue someone for that eitherare you retarded?
>>21664599Please don't use that word on 4channel, thanks.
>>21664477no way, PAT came down?! must have been serious.
>>21664592Can't read? Seems like he expected to be served at all, and that was the problem.If you wouldn't complain after waiting 2 hours for a cold meal, you're a spineless cuck.
>>21664603*Why the FUCK are you asking us how long you've been going there? You fucking person
>>21664592i am a vip asshole and being outright ignored while you talk to a some random guy instead of just getting me another beer WILL get you an ass reaming if its your first week on the jobshe had a prime slot for money makif and blew it, and i know im not the only person there that bitch has ignored because ONE complaint doesnt really get your entire schedule moved around and another new hire bar tender in your place by the next week endother people, regulars, obviously had issues with her. and yes, you dont fuck over the regulars. some lame party of 3 who show up one time for a football game aint gonna be the same money flow as people going there for years dedicated>>21664515i am extremely fun i cause hecka havoc on weekends usually
>>21664477hold on... you complained about cold pizza then ate the cold pizza?
Still remember everything about it to this day and it must've happened 30 years ago. Bit into a chicken nugget from McDonalds and the texture was just disgusting... spat it out and looked into the nugget and it was just a blob of fat with a ton of veins running through it. Damn that was vile. Couldn't eat those nuggets for years after that.
>>21664599because it used to be called paolis from the 80s to 2000 closed till new ownership took it and reno'd in 2009they got rid of the fuckin dart board last year im still mad
>>21664612i warmed up the cold one the next daydo you just throw 15 bucks away? best believe that shit went right in my fridge its the principle of the situation, the poor service.
>>21664617Shouldn't you have asked us when they got rid of the fuckin dart board?
>>21664608A little better. Now try it again this time without the other naughty words. Make sure to reward yourself with a nice chunky cookie after!
>>21664610based alcoholic, i mean you're an entitled retard for sure but you're also right that a bartender's job is to handjob the regulars who drink $200 of swill 7 days a week
>>21664622youre latching onto the wrong aspects of this story my friend stop being an abrasive dick head. my added context lends credance to the backstory, and isnt meant to be examined under a microscope because i cant remember an exact datehave a rainbow, fagthe point is succinctly exposed here>>21664627
>>21664626Why the FORK are you asking us how long you've been going there? You forking retard
>>21664638You're in Australia? I thought you said you were in Jersey?
>>21664576Interesting. Tipping has changed in the land of the shart too. I never cared because I would use my tips to tip others well but its pretty silly now.>>21664578Wonder if the server thought it was cheese or something kek>>21664533Any warning signs other than being a shady chinese buffet?
>>21664646>Any warning signs other than being a shady chinese buffet?Nope.
>>21664638your picture is upside down you drunk idiot
>>21664639>>21664643lmao
>>21664639Much better. Now get munching on that cookie big guy. Doctors orders!
>>21662926stupid bitch it's where they inject juices into the meat so it can taste better not vaccination. they would do it when the cow was ALIVE dumbass
>>21664659>porkchop>cowWHOS THE DUMBASS NOW
>>21664651That's how Australians see things. Schwarzenegger had so much blood rushing to his head he had to divert it to his muscles.
>>21664594Happy Birthday to your sonIf u wanna chat +52 971 175 8688>>21664599Prick. Be nice. Pendejo. Dont insult him.
>>21664798nta but he asked how long he'd been frequenting the establishment in question.
>>21664802He didn't ask. It's just a way non-ESLs talk when they're not sure of details.
>>21664802>>21664806Well... just chill out and eat your tacos.
>>21664813I'm not eating them, they're cold. I'm gonna kick the bar until Pat comes down
