Heres my fettucine con carne rate?
Put some clothes on you harlot
0/10 meal, 6/10 shitpost.
>>21663334move the skillet
>>21663334don't move the skillet
>>21663334Post insta
>>21663334thanks for making me feel better about myself you fat piece of shit
>>21663334more like fetishini amiritewe should do a collab
>>21663334I hope the donut thread inspires more autists like OP to rise up like this
>>21663387fuck you
>>21663384what kind of collab?
>>21663422onlyfans
>>21663384kek
>>21663334But it's not fettucini at all. It's spaghetti noodles. Looks cold too. You have the fingernails of a female. Why a spatula?I'm calling this whole thing bait.
>>21663494didn't know Sherlock Holmes browses /ck/
>>21663494If you're gonna be pedantic don't call them noodles, bozo
I know you want my to focus on your fleshy meat folds, but damn if that ain’t a cancer pot, you should replace to.
>>21663334>fettucine>posts spaghettineeds some sage
>>21663334shameless useless fat whore/10
>>21663334If I tried doing this it’d probably drop in the floor and I’d have to spend the next 30 minutes cleaning.Are you eating it room temp? I wouldn’t expect that pan to be hot off the oven
>>21663441Can't wait for the Fettucine Squatcobbling video
>>21663494i needed to stir the meatballs