Don't you just love it when a pizzeria has a bunch of stuff out for you to add onto your pizza? What do you add?
>we fucked up our pizza>please use these condiments to make it edible
>>21664211Why do you people do this? NO. That's not why. And adding spices or sauces to meat is not to mask its rot. You people are fucking trolls. You ruin everything. If they're a successful pizzeria they make GOOD pizza. That's it. Fuck off with your negative attitude.
>>21664243Good pizzerias bake the flavors into the pizza, not ask the customers to add it after the fact. Can you really not grasp this?
>>21664243The pizza is precisely sauced.
>>21664211>good tyres will improve your car's road holding >DURRR NO DEY JUS MADE DA CAR WRONG
>>21664292>car analogy
>>21664261If I really like extra oregano, my friend really like extra parm, and my other friend really like his pizza spicy, are we supposed to order three different pizzas or simply demand that the pizza place section off the different parts of the pizza?Its pretty much a guarantee you make bad food because you seem like the type that will get mad if someone has different tastes than you.
>>21664296a good car is improved with good tyres, much like a good pizza is improved with condiments the existence of condiments do not automatically make the pizza bad
>>21664298>are we supposed to order three different pizzasYes.>bluh bluh bluh you’re bad at cooking!I don’t need to slop a bunch if extra food on top of my food. If making something that tastes good from the get go is ‘bad at cooking’, wow you got me!
>>21664491we both know you don't cook, cuh
>>21664495I’m like half the content posters on this board nguha
>>21664371>a good car is improved with good tyres, much like a good pizza is improved with condiments
>>21664210Would definitely give that garlic and herb oil a shot.
You don’t put the condiments on the 'za. It’s to clear the palette between slices, not drown it out. And it is already precisely sauced. It doesn’t need an oil bath.
>>21666168I use them for dipping my crusts
>>21666168it needs a ranch bath
>>21664210lot of grime on that buffalo spout
My dad used to make reclaim the shakers from pizza places back in the 90s. We had an entire cabinet in the kitchen filled with reclaimed shakers and condiments and all kinds of other things we reclaimed from restaurants. I didn't learn until I was an adult that this wasn't normal.
>>21667355fuck. *make me reclaim
>>21667337clearly the most frequently and recently used
>>21667365>uses has reclaim in place of steal>has a fatherHonorary nigger I guess.
>>21667355>reclaimYou mean "steal"?
>>21664210Buffalo sauce because there's a risk of botulism with herb infused oils
>someone points out the gross buffalo sauce>ACKTUALLY SEED OILS out of nowhere
>>21667374No. I wasn't allowed to use that word. Reclaim, recover, find, come across, happen upon etc were the euphemisms I had to use. Using the "s" word was an automatic backhand.
>>21667355>>21667468Sounds like kleptomaniac behavior with a hint of narcissism.That's super toxic of him to make his own son do that, hope you turned out ok anon.
>>21666168pineapple, in this temple,?
>>21664210Normally would go some hotsauce but that spicy red pepper oil is intriguingThat and oregano and black pepper, which is criminally underused on pizzas>>21664243>spot the ItalianI'll do whatever the fuck I want with my food and there's nothing you can do about it except seethe
>>21667468Are you a gypsy or something? That sounds like the most klepto shit ever
>>21667685No. Regular white east coast irish/british/german/italian/ amerimutt. My dad was an alcoholic cokehead criminal blue collar worker who loved to capture capture things.
>>21664210Where’s the cheese?
>>21664261>When you add toppings, it is an insult to the Chef!Boo fugging hoo. Might get the side eye from Hiro at the shusi counter for dipping, but not about to take that attitude from some pizza spinner at the local ZA Hut.
>>21668236Reply to the wrong post? That guy literally didn’t say that thing, schizo.
>>21668439huh?
>>21668452Schizo and a retard, how precious
>>21668495turn on your monitor
>>21664261This. The pizza was precisely sauced by a master chef. It took him ten uear just to learn how to melt the mozzarella. Only for a numbnuts idiot to smother it in chili flakes.Fucking disgusting.Tragic.
>>21664210>Don't you just love it when a pizzeria has a bunch of stuff out for you to add onto your pizza?No. It means their pizza is shit and they are hoping you'll mask the shit with all those oils and spices.
>>21668199Yeah, I’ve been noticing that pizza places often don’t have the cheese these days.
