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>>21664634
>thin starch balloon filled with four broths topped with paste spire and five confettis placed directly in the patrons hand
how in the fuck do you eat this
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>if white people made food like Indian street vendors on Tiktok
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>>21664684
official full vid
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>>21664672
With great difficulty.
Panipuri don't normally have that mountain of shit on top, and can just be eaten in one mouthful.
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Nice, thanks anon
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>>21664710
Italians are such massive faggots.
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>>21664719
>Someone does deliberately stupid things
>People react to those deliberately stupid things
OMG WHY ARE THOSE PEOPLE REACTING ?!?!11
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>>21664684
Street food vendors work with precision and efficiency. These dumfucks are neither.
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>>21664719
amerilards will never understand respecting food
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>>21664714
do ukrainians really?
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>>21664726
Is that why they constantly spill 20% of the product over themselves and their table
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>>21664630
Do I have to do everything myself?
The absolute state of this place.
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>>21664726
Lol at butthurt sanjeet who doesn't recognize satire at his own people's expense
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>>21664673
>Adults literally in the background of the video
>Not showing the kid how to use the can opener.
No, all that "ok boomer" shit completely applies here
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>>21664726
Nice job outing yourself lmfao
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>>21664682
>bag of pre-whisked eggs
Thats a thing? People are actually too lazy to even whisk their goddamn eggs now? Christ.
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>>21664678
WOULD
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>>21664963
>the most crime-infested part of the city
That would be Parliament Hill, home to the criminals responsible for Canada's suicidal immigration policy (and now its literal suicide programme). But I suppose Canada's fate was already sealed after they showed such weakness in declining to expel the traitorous terrorist frogs.
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>>21664801
>t. Incapable of using a can opener
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>>21664985
>he doesn't see the connection between immigration and crime
Explains a lot about your voting record.
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>>21664866
Look at her. She doesn't cook let alone eat anything she makes. An entire tablespoon of butter? Yeah she doesn't eat that.
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>>21664986
Believe it or not nobody is born knowing how to do things, and a parent/adult should teach children how to do "basic" things long before it gets to the point of having to google it on their own out of necessity. My wife's mom and dad were so neglectful she didn't know how to use a can opener when we met, and im still teaching her how to drive now.
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>>21665075
You're not wrong but the counterpoint is that today's kids might know a bit more about the real world if they were OBSERVING their parents complete common, everyday tasks instead of staring at brainrot on smart phones to the point where they can't even make eye contact during a conversation.
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>>21664630
You can taste poojeet feet in every cone
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>>21665075
>t. assmad zoomer
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>>21665104
No, it's more insidious than that
Second-wave feminism saw the mass employment of women which destroyed the passing down of domestic skills, from cooking to book-keeping, leaving generations of girls and boys not having a teacher at home to learn from
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>>21665075
You're a good man, taking care of the disabled is a noble endeavour
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>>21665087
It's hardly a counterpoint at all. They have those phones because their parents bought them for them, and continued to do so from a young age. They didn't just wake up and materialize these things they're addicted to all day. This is akin to handing them an addictive substance as young impressionable naive children and being surprised and dumbfounded when they have an addiction years down the line.

>>21665104
You can talk like an adult man, this isn't discord.

>>21665108
Good post and true. There's a serious disconnect in this country(burgerstan)where we seem to pretend that the behaviour subsequent generations is just spontaneous and has no linkage at all to how the previous ones raised them.
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>>21665068
thats cheese
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>>21664670
Pancake girl fucks better
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>>21664678
mr. gym ballon arms was born with negative poise
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>>21665298
F=MA is a heck of a blackpill.
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>>21664667
why do i feel like he's not even 30 years old?
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>>21664684
>the guy in the back watching intently
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>>21664963
>I do believe was taken at the former Rideau location in Ottawa
Nah, the entrance would be to the right of the counter there. I miss it so much too, I live downtown now and there's hardly any good places open super late.
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>>21664682
This isn't a bad idea if you stuffed between layers withbutter, cheese, bacon and spicy peppers and used some salsa as dip
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>>21665075
I haven't used such can openers until I moved out into a student dormitory. We've only ever had pic related at home. Yet I was perfectly able to piece together how to use it by simply looking at it for a few seconds.
If you have a working brain you can figure out simple stuff on your own.
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>>21665364
>If you have a working brain
Anon, you're talking about a generation raised on SSRIs and Tiktok. They can't even get out of bed unless ChatGPT explains how.
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>>21664682
I like her hair
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>>21664685
I wanna be an egg man when I grow up
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>>21664714
Literally me
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>>21665104
He's right though. You probably don't even disagree with anything he says.
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>>21664723
>lowering yourself into the trough of their stupidity
You must get baited on this website often.
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>>21665298
If he got tossed like that your twin ass literally will be picrel.
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>>21665314
Because he looks like a fat baby.
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>>21664634
THERES A SPOON RIGHT THERE
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>>21665341
It's the head bobbing that gets me every time
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>>21665153
well I guess I'm never eating cucumbers again.
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>>21664710
None of these people are Italian...
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>>21665423
Why? Not enough moorish blood?
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>>21665446
you mean the moops
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>>21664801
Ok zoomer
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>>21664707
Heard the dude on the left just got out of prison. Dude on the right gives off homosexual vibes.
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>>21664630
Yuck. He's barefooted and he walks where the food is. That is unsanitary and I would never visit or eat there.
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>>21664726
Calm down Ragnajajesh
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>>21664637
Four green goops and one brown goop, ladled into a leaking crispy sphere and covered with mush from his bare hands.

What a delight that must be to somehow eat/drink..... NOT!
Is there some show I can watch where someone actually translates and explains what they're making and why anyone would eat it? How these fucked up culinary "traditions" were even come up with?

It might help me despise all of it less if I could learn why they do what they do.
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>>21664667
If I had such eating habits I would not allow myself to be recorded at meal times.
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>>21664670
>my hangriness

What an embarrassing display. Cringe all around. The background woman captures it perfectly. Social media is terrible and so are vertical videos.
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digusting
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>>21664728
it's ok it you can keep being autistic and shit about your noddles while we have bases on the moon and Mars
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It seems like they can no longer produce interesting videos by chance, and the poor scripts and forced acting are noticeable.
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>>21665557
Sup Tito
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>>21664718
That's Alura Jensen. Her scenes with Venus Lux are just as cream-filled, if you catch my drift.
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>>21664770
We don't actually need that video in every single video thread. It's you who disappoints us.
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>>21664682
God I wish that was me
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>>21664985
Yet without irony you post the gayest, most "liberal" looking video you could find. It's been a great source of mirth watching the cutesy pink catgirl worshiping, antisocial virgin, nuggies-eating creampuff incel "men" of 4chan inexplicably becoming rightwingers.

The incongruence of autistic weeb manchildren who live with mom and watch little girl cartoons falling in line with the tribe of 'manly macho masculinity' and trucks, and domestic beer, and marriage and kids and guns is the most retarded and ironic occurrence I can even imagine. I wish I could figure out how they got to you people. You should be over here with us. Everything about you is lefty except the bitter resentment and the unexplainably selective racism.
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>>21665133
I would take this pancake girl over titty-dance public embarrassment pancake girl any day. She needs my help and my dick.
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>>21664667
To obviously preformative.
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>>21664801
It doesn't look like he's asking or they are observing him.

Do zoomers just assume telepathy when they have a problem?
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>>21664684
fucking kek

They go through all the motions.
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>>21664707
the duality of man.

Also, why did he flip the slice into his mouth upside down?
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>>21664719
>>21664723
>>21664728
Yo-you guys know like 60% of the people in that video were acting right? A few of them seemed believable but others def had that "Im overacting for the camera to get likes" aura about them.
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>>21664707
what's the white liquid? shake?
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>>21664634
Why are they so fucking repulsive, bros?
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>>21664684
The way they hold their hands during the idle animation really sells it
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>>21664667
He knows what's up
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>>21665121
>zoomer apologist
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>>21664714
I've seen this guy's asshole
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>>21665133
Man cerebral palsy must really suck
Imagine having a normal intelligence but a retarded body
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>>21665390
Nice
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>>21665815
That bitch now has two kids.
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>>21664678
and that's why weight classes exist in professional fighting. that cunt is an absolute unit.
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>>21665868
>/fit/
>something something functional strength
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>>21664630
>0:17
ffs at least wear some fucking shoes
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>>21664673
just really bad parenting
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>>21664678
I like the gay black guy in the back just laughing his ass off.
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>>21664726
>precision and efficiency
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>>21664974
>FIMALLY!
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>>21665153
from hamid's mouth to Katie's snatch, the sad life of a cucumber
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>>21664682
Wow that's genius fr
She's like so hot I'd have sex with her if she asked nicely
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>>21665068
You think thin people don't eat normal food? Lmao ask me how I know you're a FAT FUCK.
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>>21664726
Kek butthurt
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>>21664684
>>21665341
Based races of the world coming together to make fun of Indians
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>>21666088
we need an asian version too and it'll be perfect
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>>21664675
imagine the shits
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>>21665628
>webm thread
>post jpg
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People keep hyping him up in his comments but all the food looks very average in my eyes
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>>21664688
Then you find out she's some essential oils spirit talking yoga guru that's also a self declared psychotherapist

What an odd conclusion to the chase for this woman
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>>21664737
That will be 600 plus tip
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>>21666262
the guy is constantly saying how simple, quick, and easy the food he makes is. You're also a certified retard for reading YouTube comments.
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>>21666345
Sounds typical for a woman. Not odd. Theyre all like that.
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>>21666364
Of course its simple and quick
He's in a restaurant working entirely with preprepared ingredients
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>>21666262
>all the food looks very average in my eyes
All Italian food is just that
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>>21666369
there is nothing stopping you from prepping ingredients at home
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>>21664667
Do Americans really?
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>>21666038
KEK, thx anon, all these years I never noticed that guy
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>>21666468
Lmfao. What the fuck. That oil pouring move was next level.
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>>21666474
Psssst
Def not an American
Looks like a eurobong
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>>21664678
Why do you keep spamming this? He's not fighting back and trying to walk away. Nothing special. You might as well post a clip of a kid hitting on a adult who's not retaliating.
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>>21666468
This gives off sick fuck vibes.
Like this guy has several fat chicks in his basement he stuffs with food
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>>21664726
That was done so fast and accurately.
Don't tell me you don't recognize the recipe!
Faster and better quality than your mommas version.
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>>21665670
NPCs literally act like that without cameras around.
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>>21665075
Nobodies parents taught them about the Jews yet the nearly the entire planet has taught themselves at this point.
What's you're excuse? People can't invent stuff or discover on their own?
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>>21664675
I used to watch this girl. Still blows my mind. I eat about 1 meal a day and still even on my hungriest days could never consume this amount of food, let alone maintain such a slim body while doing so.
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>>21666509
How insecure are you?
Fighting back or not that bitch ragdolled the guy around like a fucking pro sumo wrestler.
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>>21665420
Are you importing them from Pakistan?
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>>21664974
Little neck man enjoy
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>>21665798
Yes sir
Vanilla shake
Could be strawberry since those r fairly pale too from what I remember.
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>>21664630
>>21664634
These are AI right?! Nothing actually makes sense here if you look closely
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>>21664682
>Rings on every finger + 2 bracelets on one wrist.
I think I hate her bros.
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>>21664675
This will literally kill you and girls die doing this shit all the time.
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>>21664710
>Lolol look guy is slightly appalled by me littering the street with uncooked spaghetti
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>>21665811
Everyone has
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>>21666042
That's neither streetfood nor indian
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>>21666468
That oil cumshot gives me mixed feelings
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>>21664678
Yeah I need a fat girl like that to do that to me but she also has to be like 6'3
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>>21665075
For a generation of people so glued to their phones it makes no sense why they can't just Google something as simple as this
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>>21666847
Somehow google-fu became an ancient technique that people growing up with computers can't comprehend.
My theory: because everything tries curating what you see from your "personal tastes", they never felt the need to go out and look for something on their own, it just doesn't come to mind.
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>>21665075
>eating out with mates
>we order something that required silverware, can't remember what
>see buddy trying to use them with a reverse grip, like he's stabbing the plate with a dagger
in his defense, his dad is a neglecting shithead, but i took the time to teach him how to do it properly because i was genuinely flabbergasted
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>>21666660
Checked. Hail Satan.
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>>21666262
my grandma really liked his restaurant and i went there a few times before the pandemic
it was really good and well made food for a decent price, huge portions
you can tell it's homemade food compared to other sysco greek/italian restaurants in montréal
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>>21666468
>jump cuts
He spat it out, or never took a bite at all.
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SEXO
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>>21666505
he is some kind of slav
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>>21664699
damn that looks good
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>>21666042
>wrong filename
ruined
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>>21664667
americans are fucking disgusting stay out of europe
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>>21667036
Finally, some good fucking webms.
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>>21664630
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>>21666034
Not just the feet, he's also dripping sweat all over the place and handling all those cones with his sweaty (and probably poo-covered) hands.

India, not even once.
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>>21666468
I was about to comment about "no hate, only hate the game" but then I saw he made that fucking cookbook
one thing is doing thirst trap tiktoks/insta reels and another thing is writing homolust cookbooks and calling yourself "daddy" in the title
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>>21667367
>he's also dripping sweat all over the place and handling all those cones with his sweaty (and probably poo-covered) hands
You know this happens in most restaurant kitchens constantly, right?
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>>21667476
Sweat sure but poo? That is exclusive to South Asians
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>>21664770
based egg-poster
>>21665623
weak egg-hater
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>>21664670
someone at my uni just got suspended for livestreaming himself. Dude said he's used to just turning on his webcam stream whenever he studies because it helps him concentrate somehow, genuinely did not understand what he was doing wrong lol.
I don't get how people think it is normal to film yourself like that for the internet.
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>>21665815
I've heard it described as ''QWOP IRL'' by someone affected by it (in a video online)
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>>21665075
if you lean into the neglect, the kids will learn survival skills (or die). It'll all work out.
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>>21664974
>obvious plant

kek this one has layers
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>>21664684
trying too hard, what happened to nuance? Just watching normal indian streetvendor videos is funnier than this...
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>>21666345
>chase
anon what do you think is happening lmao
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>>21667514
i had never considered how shrimp carckers were made, thats disgusting, im going to get some tomorrow cause i do like them
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>>21667561
>shrimp carckers
when I was a kid visiting relatives my grandma's maid would make these from scratch. There's a special OG country-hick version she made where she put them out and get some seasonal insect to drop on them before frying. I'd like to see those again but have no idea what they would be called, I've tried dozens of search terms over the years and now feel like I might have made it up somehow and it never happened.
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>>21666636
we all die sometime
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>>21667514
idk why but these are called "nun's farts" in french
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>>21666042
Do you have the one of a Brazilian garbage fired pizza oven?
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>>21664667
What's wrong with a little cheese
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>>21667675
Are you sure? It might be a regional thing but where I am pets de nonne (what a funny name) are airier on the inside and never twisted like that, they're like a slightly worse version of New Orleans beignets, but maybe that's just because there are no decent bakeries making them around me.
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>>21664634
This is how I know EXACTLY that covid was a fucking hoax bullshit psyop. If it was a deadly as it was doom'd about endlessly. There would be BILLIONS of dead Indians. There are some well maintained toilets that are more sanitary then this webm
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>>21664670
10% less body fat and 70% less autism and she would be a cutie pi
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>>21667727
>going on about covid in 2025
How fucking tragic. You desperate creature.
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>>21667727
lots of people have died but never made the news and /pol/
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>>21664630
This is why Ill never go to India. That is the most wretched thing I've seen tonight.
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>>21666369
that is the ideal way to work at home as well, if you're making everything from 0 for every meal every day you're wasting a lot of effort and money. I get your point though.
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>>21667766
well me what it is. I don't want to click it :[
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>>21666369
you retarded? thats how restaurants work, and they prep all of their shit in house
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>>21667766
>>21667777
TRIPLE DUBS AND DUBSQUADS? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK.

Also the Indian is just working barefoot on an ice cream cone machine that's never been washed. He dumps the "clean" cones directly on the floor where he's been working barefoot. He's also wearing no PPE, no gloves, nothing.

It is fucking disgusting.
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>>21667524
What did he do wrong? Are your profs retarded?
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>>21667802
you think its normal to livestream yourself in a university classroom or library? what the fuck is wrong with your brain?
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>>21667746
Yeah dude people die of the flu every year but it's only the very sick and old lol, it's normal
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>>21667802
kek that's exactly how he reacted. I overheard him talking about it since his friend's gf is in my friend group, he was confused about what he did wrong. What really got me though was that he says he starts a livestream every time he studies as a way to concentrate, that's crazy.
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>>21667810
>>21667806
You didn't said anything about the library or classroom, of course that's a stupid idea and every place can throw you out for that if they don't consent
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>>21667814
This frightens me
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>>21667812
that was implied by what he posted
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>>21667814
>how does he get out?
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>>21667812
I just checked and you're right, I forgot to mention it for context. He did it right in the middle of a lecture, said he could feel he was nodding off so he started up a stream.
He's going to contest the decision, dunno how it will go. A lot of the students record the lecture on their phone (I dunno I guess in case they missed something), so I think it's the broadcasting of the recorded content that will matter. Then again I've never looked at the student rulebook so I'm no expert, this looks like a common sense suspension and a full week seems fair to me.
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>>21667814
ohhh this is the guy! If anyone has it, Ive been looking for a webm with this specific jeet for ages, or someone with a very similar look. It's a webm where he pours some kind of tea and then pours milk from a plastic bag into it. As he pours the milk from up high he mimes licking it, it's the best.
The best way I could describe the guy is like an indian version of David Spade on Just Shoot Me, he had the same smirk and weird hair (but indian colored).
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>>21667814
what is he listening to as he works? Harry Potter audiobooks?
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>>21667826
https://youtu.be/2TJMqmscRS8?si=8J65E6eMh1PJw9ad
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I am literally never, ever going into India. We need to build walls around that country and keep them contained.
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>>21664634
I hate that I can't tell if this is suppose to be sweet or not
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>>21667826
>"You're an Indian Harry!"
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>>21667826
https://youtu.be/kJa2kwoZ2a4?si=pD8oyP45FZZjz5iD
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>>21665806
My favorite part is how they intermittently stare off into the distance for no particular reason.
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>>21667836
it's not, the few pomegranate seeds or whatever and yogurt are a bit misleading but it's savory
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>>21667814
I really wasn't expecting an indian thriller-era MJ in this thread
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>>21667825
https://youtu.be/1pLDg1uQ7o8?si=d1EIgOJKvKZR_rV8&t=310
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>>21667982
Thank you! It's even better with the auto-translate in the mix.
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>>21667727
Agree with this >>21667742 you're pathetic
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>>21664675
>>21665132
>>21667731
As a sex haver, unlike you guys, I know for a fact she's ugly as fuck without the makeup
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>>21664801
>Durr why this block no fit in hole
>EVIL BOOMER NO TEACH ME!
I mean some people are clearly just lost causes
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>>21668036
If you'd actually had sex, you'd know that you don't give a shit when you're trying to get your morning bone wet. What a fucking virgin.
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>>21664707
>this is the same guy
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>>21664630
The foot oils are what give the cones their flavor.
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>>21667746
not really. they called everything covid related. people got fucking stabbed to death and that was considered covid if they had it. you'll have to be insane or blind to believe covid was under reported
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>>21667826
https://youtu.be/WgrV0Lbk2no?si=D8xkDZBjTOZIq0OU
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>>21664697
When did Jack start paining his nails?
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>>21668132
2016 bigot
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>>21667561
His monumental greed sickens me. May god have mercy on his soul
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>>21668140
It's gluttony in this case.
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>>21668135
"hey i never noticed this thing got introduced into this piece of media until now, how long since it started happening?"
"you fucking fascist"
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>>21667814
Bollywood has done irreparable damage to Indian society.
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>>21665450
Based bubble boy
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>>21667814
I used to feed my dogs like that, from a bucket
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>>21664801
We were born knowing how to use can openers here
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>>21665631
Nah both at the same time

>>21667731
Nah her tits are fire
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>>21666042
Anyone got the review for this place? I know it's floating around somewhere
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>>21665087
Their parents are also staring at brainrot on their smart phones, with the speakers at full blast even
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>>21664630
There is no story about the uncleanliness of this sub-continent that one could make up on the spot and not have it turn out to be true
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>>21667731
Her onlyfans is underwhelming, but her body is actually pretty tight
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>>21665133
This webm fills me with joy.
Even with her disability, she's capable of making herself some pancakes.
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>>21664714
Some of that food is moldy... look at that fried chicken for example.... that is disgusting.
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>>21667718
Yeah he must mixing it up thise aren't pets de nonne, which are made for carnaval traditionally
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>>21664678
>>21664667
>>21664718
British
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>>21664670
Bitch in the back is ugly and jealous
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>>21667742
He makes a great point you pedantic nigger
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>>21667832
As as Indian born and raised outside of India... I wholly agree.
Fuck that shithole.
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>>21667556
Easy their Sanjay, it was just a joke, be a good lad and deliver my curry
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>>21668333
Dude if we could just nuke India and keep all of the Indian Chads who were smart enough to get out, Indian men would be high up the value charts
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>>21664710
Kek, although something tells me the last guy ain't Italian.
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>>21667742
how many boosters did you take, cuck?
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>>21666377
aside from never using the quantities making ingredient prep viable, and that it also shortens the lifespan of ingredients to like a fifth of what it would be lying in a fridge.
dumb faggot.
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>>21667814
I used those used paint bucket as a garbage bin or car-washing bucket
Definitely not as a food container
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>>21668393
you don't have to prep a bucket fucktard you obviously scale the prep down
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>>21668151
Absolutely insane how every young Indian male thinks they’re Bollywood material.
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>>21667869
>If you don't like anyone, live alone

True wisdom
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>>21668337
once again, 0 funny to be found. Racism is fine as long as you make an effort, this is just lazy.
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>>21668151
>>21668446
Is it really any different from the fucking influencers/content creators we're plagued with?
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>>21668513
Influencers are a minority.
Bollywood wannabes are a majority.
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>>21664634
Yooo these niggas eating antlion bait
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>>21668523
Yes, but influencer-wannabes are everywhere here. See >>21664670
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>>21668324
Wrong. She is way hotter than the over-extroverted influence type pancake chick. And also probably won't get fat eating stacks of pancakes at IHOP.
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>>21664675
I want her to do that again, but with spicy mcchickens and a large ice latte. Then turn on a 3 hr+ long movie like Schindler's List and watch it with her sitting on my face.
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>>21667814
Why does it seem like all Indians have zero muscular mass? Isn't protein cheap there?
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>>21668615
>Isn't protein cheap there?
There are literally cows just walking around everywhere.
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>>21668151
Just like Hollywood with our society…
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>>21668615
They have eaten almost nothing but staple crop subsistence slop and spices for 4000 years.
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>>21665566
in memexico there's this subculture where people "enhance" packed fries, doritos, cheetos. W/ sauce, veggies or cheese. then people started selling it and adding more shit
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>>21664678
she's stunlocking that mf
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>>21665402
I laughed out loud at that gif
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>>21668615
something like 60% of the country is vegetarian
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>>21666098
kek, need the latinos to do one as well
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>>21668774
Dairy and eggs are good sources of protein
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>>21664630
Everyone needs to keep this in mind when they go shopping.
You better READ those country of origin labels, faggots.
Just because it's packaged in plastic blister shells and individually wrapped, doesn't mean that this exact shit isn't going on at the factory.

>pic related
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>>21664634
Flavors aside, I can't fathom the textures. You got some sort of mush on top that's covered in sauce so you have to eat that in one go and then you got a pastry(?) filled with liquid that you need to eat in one bite otherwise it gets all over you?
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>>21668988
This is a lowbrow fallacy. You're obviously a bottom feeder. It's the GS1 prefix for the Philippines, but can be manufactured anywhere as long as licensed through the Philippines. Not the COO of where it came from
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>>21667808
I worked full time in a morgue during peak Covid and I wanted to say this: Fuck you, I hope your pillow be forever warm and lumpy.
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>>21667675
Pets de soeur aren't braided
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>>21664678
marriage material
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>>21666468
Cooking for the suburbs
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>>21664682
cheese comes in bags?
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>>21665670
>acting
Good point.
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>>21665628
Why not just eat brownies, cookies and reeses cups separately and enjoy them more?
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>>21667569
fucking wizard
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>>21668615
They don't eat cows or pigs, many are vegan.
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>>21669080
OK FLIP, way to show that high double digit IQ there.
I was referring to the 890 code.
The way you sperged out about
> MUH FLIPPILENES!!!1!
Shows me just how insecure you are about your status in the 2nd world.
Don't worry, even though your weird sweet spaghetti tastes bizarre, you flips are leaps and bounds above jeets.

I didn't MAKE that image, and all the other codes are correct.
Nobody was trying to poke your pussy Nathaniel.
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>>21669096
of course it does
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>>21669117
nta but same principle
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>>21669123
teh day of teh rake is nigh
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>>21669125
LOL Whut?
What principal??
The fact that over the last 5 years Jeets have been flooding the market with their filthy substandard unhygienic garbage?
That was ALL I was referring to.
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>>21669132
*principle
Grasp the language - embrace it. Just to make sure you don't end up looking like a walnut brain
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Hey guize
i lost my old /ck/ folder
can somebody pls poast the crab webms labeled Strogg Medical Facility?
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>>21669137
have a lobster as i dont possess the crab webm
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>>21669137
this? I don't have it in webm form
https://youtu.be/eopfI6oa1XM?si=cAUx9nmxybnUx2O8
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>>21669141
not that anon but I downloaded this image anyways
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>>21666468
The other one was better. This feels like a too much rehash
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>>21664630
EWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK THESE PAJEETS AND THEIR DIRTY SANITATION STNADARDS
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>>21664682

First impression, oh here we go
Finished result : hmmm

Actually is an ok idea... you could even layer other things... Bacon? That's actually not a totally woman brained activity. That's pretty smart. I actually used to cook sausage and eggs in bulk when i first heard the idea of keto. Just toss it all in a 13x9 glass pan, bake, and then segment into slices to eat whenever.
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>>21667814
at what point indians thought that preparing food without measuring or carefully using their tools became synonymous of cool?
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>>21669123
>rapes
French is so based, truly the only uncucked part of c*nada
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>>21664682
>this is what Stacy is doing while I'm waiting for her to accept my like on hinge and tinder
I'll wait a little longer. There aren't that many recipes to experiment with.
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>>21665815
cognitive impairment is extremely common in the QWOP community
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>>21666468
need him to top me raw
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>>21669457
you ever clean out a grease trap before?
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>>21664682
She uses one of those electric grinders for salt, but uses a hand one for pepper? Is she too broke to buy the full set?
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>>21664688
Id like to cum in her FACE.
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>>21669141
Kek, SAVED!
>>21669148
This was one I didn't have...I guess I'll have to Openshot it.
>>21669526
Ah yeah, I forgot about the pig Stroggs, I had 2 of those.

Thx guize
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>>21669083
Yeah and it's the same every winter with the flu going around.
Those that were close to death just don't make it.

Covid was a nothingburger if you're not very sick already. Just like every flu.
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>>21669349
Ruined it with all that oily and sugary sauce. Typical poor people.
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>>21667814
In like 5 years we went from that one guy making the egg sandwich in the egg fort and me thinking that I would probably eat it to shit like this.
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>>21664684
all they're missing is a shitload of flies that nobody makes an effort to shoo away, and a cluster of men in the background staring directly into the camera
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>>21668625
cows are sacred to them ya knøw
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>>21666592
Based Earl Sweatshirt poster.
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>>21664685
yeah i mean i'd order from the older rougher guy, too. if i were to guess, the guy being filmed here is probably working under or with him anyway
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>>21667727
>meanwhile, covid fighting for its life in the average Indian's immune system (there's 30 different viruses that haven't even been named yet)
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>>21664630
Glad to see their hygiene standards is one step ahead of us.
Jokes aside that is a really cool machine and what a shame they dont clean it or its surroundings
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>>21665670
All of the italians I've met would do worse for less.
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>>21665376
I wanted to become one but I didn't know how I'd even get out of there
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>>21666042
same place by the way
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>>21664707
He's so cute, I'd love to kiss him. The twink isn't bad looking either.



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