Is making vodka-based cocktails "cooking"?
>>21664869everything in that pic is color matched and it pisses me right off
>>21664875You clearly don't appreciate art.
>>21664869Vodka is just strong potatoes
>>21664883>artselecting every blue and white item from the sears catalogue and sticking it in your fake studio kitchen ain't art, bitch.
>>21664972the set changes based on the drink she's making. this pic is from the "Blutini" episode.
>>21664875Everything should be grey like the inside of a factory or a house a millennial remodeled to be "modern"
>>21664869lmao no. bartending isn’t a skill and being an alcoholic isn’t a personality. this will probably be really hurtful to a lot of you since alcoholism and abandonment issues go hand-in-hand, but no one wants to be around you
>>21664979Gottem!
>>21664895Potato vodka was made for pussies. Traditional vodka is made from wheat.
>>21664979That's true. I'm glad I got sober.
>>21665720Easily nine shots if not more.
GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK
>>21665720i bet she poured about 100ml in there i mean thats like 2.5 shots not really as insane as we are meant to believe and she obviously didnt drink it herself its just for the camera
>>21665720without the kiwi garnish it doesn't hit as hard>sinks to the bottom
>>21665752easily 300+ ml
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>>21664869No, drug abuse isn't cooking, unless it's figurative and you're referring to yourself.
>>21666149I could fix her
>>21664996That's Korn though
>>21666147terry's wife aint even dead hes just a horny bastard playing the field
>>21666149tipsy sandra lee wouldn't respect my safe word i fear :(
>>21666125You would know.
>>21666560Haha what if she like made you cum in her mouth and then she like pulled hard on your cock ring so it like hurt and she forced you to swallow the cum in her mouth haha crazy right
>>21666605That's oddly specific
>>21666605she's the kind of gal that would throw a cock ring into the shaker then terrorize every animal in the house with the noise
>>21664869>Sandra LeeAnyone else remember the time when she made the "Kwanzaa Cake"?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
>>21664869She was hot like 30 years ago
>>21664869>>21665720Need Alcoholic Breast Cancer Survivor so she takes it out on everybody else in herlife WASP Wife.....
Is the Food Network even still around anymore? I haven't had cable in almost 20 years, so I don't know.
>>21669144it's 90% competition shows now
>>21667349Of course. She was the talk of the nation for a minute over that. Bourdain had a field day.
>>21667349Those look more like cornnuts than acorns.
>>21667352>She was hot like 30 years agoShe still is. Well, for her age anyway.
Does she consume mixed drinks as meal replacements?
Back in college for house parties we had a 5gal water cooler we'd fill with Long Island Iced Tea and just refill our drinks from that throughout the night. It was pretty lit.
>>21664895Most vodka isnt made from potatoes. Vodka can be made from literally anything fermentable, including fruits, grains, sugarcane or vegetable matter. What makes it vodka is that it's first column-distilled to near azeotropic concentration (97%) which removes any aromatic esters/oils and congeners so as to make the ethanol as pure and odorless as possible, before being diluted to drinking strength around 40-50%ABV. In principle, other spirits that are defined by the aromatic qualities imparted by their fermented bases (e.g. whiskey, brandy, rum) can be turned into vodka by stripping away everything that makes them unique.
I wanted to be offended by her Kwanzaa cake but that sweater makes it impossible to be angry.
