Apologize
I should call her
>>21667673I've never understood poppy seeds
>1/4 of the seeds fall into the toaster>another 1/4 fall onto the countertoppsshhh, nothin personell, kid
>>21667692Best tasting
>>21667692>probation officer shows up and wants you to piss
poppy is good, but everything is better
>>21667687If her asshole looked like a poppy seed bagel you should absolutely not call her
it's a bun with a useless fucking holein b4 gone sexual
I love poopy seed bagels but the seeds always get stuck in my teef so I can only eat them in private.
>>21667673Zussy
>>21667757you should always have access to a toothbrush anon
>>21667764Yeah sure. I bet you carry a toofbrush in your purse.
>>21667712Stop watching Seinfeld, dweeb.
>>21667780I keep one at home, at work, and in the car anon. You never know when you might need one
>>21667781It actually does show up in trace amounts. My probation officer told me not to eat them because if any drugs show up, the judge will violate me 99% of the time.
>>21667859One time my Grandpa, who was a doctor, had to go to a local prison to care for the inmates. They had him do a urine test and morphine came up on it. He was in trouble until they realized he'd eaten some lemon poppy seed muffins for breakfast.
>>21667673For what? These are the worst and most pointless bagels. Poppy seeds have practically no flavor and they get ehhhverywhere.
>>21670185I will never not think of Hayden Christensen's reproductive organs whenever anyone says that
