Mcdonalds, Burger King, and other fast food apps are all down! Im gonna fucking starve
>>21668044You'd have to be higher than a giraffe's pussy to install a fucknig fast food app on your phone
>>21668051>You'd have to be higher than a giraffe's pussyIs that a real turn of phrase or did you just think of that?
>>21668072>Is that a real turn of phrase
>>21668044Half the internet just went down
>>21668044how about you eat some food instead?
>>21668106Im trying to win the mcdonalds monopoly
you don't keep a little cash for when tech stuff glitches? walk in and talk to a person, then hand them cash
>>21668123i dont think OP walks
>>21668072It's a pretty old phrase. I'm not sure where it came from but it's decades old.>>21668076Yes ESL anon "turn of phrase" is a real thing.
this is why you need a reserve of pizza rolls
>>21668147hmmm>ponders a funny verb for 'drive mobility scooter'they should scoot? themselves up to the counter then
>>21668044Go to Family Dollar and pick up some frozen burritos
Fantastic thread all around. Chuckles from every single post. I appreciate this and it has improved my afternoon.
>>21668044I hope you do
>>21668098>12 sites is half the interneti use none of those things.
>>21669525AWS hosts a metric fuckton of sites
>>21668044Worked fine for me seven hours ago.
>>21669533yeah, but i've had zero connectivity issues all day.
>>21669569looks like it was a data center in VA around 3am ET, I guess they got everything back up and running https://www.npr.org/2025/10/20/nx-s1-5580312/aws-outage
>>21668051Fuckin why? It saves me a couple bucks and ALOT of time. They can have my data I don’t give a fuck all it is is me shitposting here and bitching about how shit pokemon is on /vp/ if they want it it’s theirs
>>21668156its "turner phrase" you mongoloid
>>21669625Get that ship off your shoulder before you talk back at me boy
>>21669640the iron knee of you talking back to me chill out newfag
>>21668044Eat a salad, Fatass
>>21669625It's "tuna pays."
>>21668044>AWS has a major outage causing data collecting...I mean fast food apps from working>Around the country millions of fat autists howl at a cruel world they no longer understand
>>21668162escooteering?i support this area of research
Dumping this here since I have 1000 coupons already.
sweet thanks
>>21671485Funny nobody bothered to touch it for several hours. Enjoy, anon!
>>21671488im used to missing out on steam codes on /v/ so i wasn't gonna let this go to waste, thank u anon
>>21668044based amazon aws. which one of you virgins did it?
anyone else being ghosted by the monopoly jews? sent 3 requests today and nothing
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>>21668044that's ur fault for only eat junk food faggot
