Personally I think graham crackers don't deserve to be permanently associated with le campfire meme food and are a suitable snack on their own.
>>21670677forgot these existed
>>21670677supreme depression snack
>>21670677>Personally I think graham crackers don't deserve to be permanently associated with le campfire meme food and are a suitable snack on their own.It's a weird reputation, but much better than the real story that these were invented by a fundamentalist christian pastor and intended to cause impotence so people would stop masturbating (see also: the same reason why corn flakes were invented)
sweeten cream cheese with some powdered sugar and vanilla. spread on graham cracker. instant cheesecake.
>>21670677They're pretty much in every recipe I've watched on the pioneer woman... Just because I'd wreck her ginger gash, doesn't mean that she's forgiven.
>>21670732cheesecake sucks
>>21670713Then why is a graham cracker so popular for circlejerk games?
i would have them for breakfast with milk in a bowl sometimes as a kid especially the cinnamon onesI've always been a fast eater so no it didn't get mushy, sorry you're a slowpoke you probably sway your hips when you walk and it's mad embarrassing but that's just how you walk
the cinnamon sugar ones are a peril to my health
>>21670677i used to love eating them with peanut butter spread on them
>>21670677Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with them; it's amazing
>>21670918if you fit this description at the end please let’s arrange something
>>21671071
>>21670677Watch the film The Devil and Miss Jones. In it Charles Coburn's character eats a bowl of "crumpled up Graham crackers" in milk like a cereal.
>>21670677But they are in pretty much every pie out there - the crust is usually graham crackers with butter, exception only being for chocolate pie bases where it's oreo cookies. It's more a product of the fact that crackers aren't used much anymore now that we can do fresh bread and squishy soft fresh bread at that. Crackers got relegated to soup and lunchables (either the kid variety or the adult charcuterie version). >>21670713>>21670850Dude never explained WHY he thought so on paper, which likely means it was made up from someone who hated his guts, people then took it as funny misinformation, and it stuck because people are assholes. More likely it was just one of his several "health food" inventions and that was it.
>>21671187(cont') That being said, he was a fundie, so he hated masturbation & sex and he did write about that in depth, but people conflated his diet advice with his anti-sex attitudes. Those were generally separate in his writings. Sort of like and old fitfag who also thought sex was the devil.
>>21670700Me too holy shit. Who buys these
>>21670713he also invented circumcision...
>>21670677They’re tasty but I don’t find them filling at all. I could easily eat 5 sleeves and not feel full even though that’s all my calories for the day>>21670732Now that’s some good eating
