What are you guys copping for Halloween handouts? (or just taking advantage of the sales to stock up on sweets)I just got a baggie of these, highly recommend they are fucking delicious. I know you don't have Mars bars in the USA but maybe you have a cookie dough Milky Way?Also Halloween general.>do you have many trick or treaters>what do you hand out>decorations and food>anyone bob for applesetchttps://youtu.be/lY0CgxNha-4?si=r9_gIT9bB1Zndgmo
>>21672078Nothing because halloween is a demonic festival and unsuitable for a Christian society. If kids want treats they should come by on Three Kings-day
>>21672089Hallows Eve, the night before All Hallows' Day and two nights before All Souls' Day are Christian holidays that have origins in the early Eastern Empire anon. Like 1600 years ago. It's ancient Christianity/
>>21672078>What are you guys copping for Halloween handouts?Nothing, I don't live in America.
>>21672078>I know you don't have Mars bars in the USAFalse
>>21672089trying too hard.
>>21672127In your country you are lucky to have food at all
>>21672127according to my sources the Mars bar isn't in the American market, unless you're buying from an import shop or something (i.e. it's not on the shelf in 7-11 or Walmart or wherever).The Mars bar is basically the same as a Milky Way bar which of course you can find everywhere
>>21672078Maybe like 2 or 3 kids come by. I let mom come over and do all the work while I cook out
Reese's peanut butter cups for me.
>>21672078>I know you don't have Mars bars in the USAthere was a time when we did right USAbros?wasn't it what the snickers almond basically became or some almond nougat middleit's been a long timethat cookie dough one looks good
>>21672923I though the milky way was basically the exact same thing but called something else for whatever reason since the same people make them
I don't feed other people's kids because I'm not a cuck.
>>21672078fat slop for fat piggies
>>21672976Candy isn't food, fatty
>>21673001What is it then? Furniture?Anyway, that's beside the point. I don't spend money on other people's kids because I'm not a cuck.
>>21672298no it isn’t
>>21673065This isnt the American milky way, you posted an obsolete vanilla 3 musketeers
>>21673039You sound like you dont have money to spend.
>>21673136On the contrary, I have more money than I know what to do with. Been dumping a lot of it into crypto for the lulz. But if there's one thing I won't do with my hard-earned bread, it's spend it on other people's annoying, snot-nosed, TikTok-scrolling, borderline retarded children.Why?Because I'm not a cuck.
>>21673436I dont believe you, sorry.
>>21673456I understand. It's much easier to live in denial than to accept the reality that some anonymous person on the internet is both richer and less cucked than you are. I won't hold it against you.
>>21673473You sound resentful of people with kids
>>21673543You sound like you are a cuck that is coping. And probably fat as well
>>21673436Bro they’re adorbs, and if you give full size bars or Pokémon cards they’re super appreciative
>>21673920Did you just say "adorbs" you fucking faggot? Go back to r3ddit
>>21673065that's an Australian/United Kingdish Milky Way which is the same as the US 3 Musketeers :O
>>21672089
>>21673920I'm not going to be someone's personal charity dispenser for an evening. On that day of that piss poor excuse of a holiday I'll be sure to have all my doors firmly locked and all lights in the off position so if any of those bratty little shits get any ideas, they'll know to look elsewhere.
>>21672089Larping as a hyper Christian doesn't work when you're posting on this cesspit of sin and depravity
>2023: give out apples, raisins and other fruit >House gets egged>2024: tell trick or treaters to beat it>House gets eggedFuck this gay holiday what the fuck do I do?
Kill the lights and pretend I'm not home
>>21674081but anon, who hurt you?
does anyone still carve pumpkins and roast punkin seeds at home these days? absolutely delicious, especially if you leave some of the guts in with the seeds
>>21674072They just want candy man. That'll solve all your problems.
>>21672976>>21674064>anon spends an entire Friday night hiding in his house with the power out because he hates kids too much to hand out 5 dollars worth of candyYeah you show those normies!
I'm an oldfuck but I still Halloween with my friends because Halloween is fun
>Costco hasn’t clearanced the Halloween candy yetReee!
>>21674385It's a free country gaylord and I can do whatever I damn well please. Take your commie mentality and shove it up your ass boy.
>>21674385>implying i wont be getting your whore of a mother drunk at a halloween party then making you a new half brother
>>21674601She'll be too busy being at my house being proud of me.
>>21672078I never get trick or treaters so I have not prepared any candy.I did ,however, order a bunch of MREs recently and if a trick or treater happens to show up they'll receive an MRE from a box that got damaged.I think i'd be pretty excited if I was trick or treating and I got an MRE so I kind of hope someone stops by
>>21672078Wish I lived in an area with trickortreaters instead of just surly boomers. I miss actual halloween, its nothing but cynicism anymore.
>>21675197>its nothing but cynicism anymorewhat do you mean? in my town it seems to have the same magic for the kids that it did for me decades ago. also all the town pedos have died so it's a lot safer
>>21675213Must be nice man. Before I moved where I am now the only ToTers were stoned teens. The parents just bought their own kids' candy.
>>21675220My village only has a handful of children. Nobody comes up my hill so I've had 1 bunch of T||Ters over the last 25 years.>The parents just bought their own kids' candy.NGL, that's really pathetic.
>>21672078We don't get many trick or treaters. Last year we only had two. Trunk or treat is killing Halloween around here, so we're rewarding the kids who still show up.My wife made little goodie bags with Halloween toys. She's giving them stuff like bouncy eyeballs, silly string, squishy toys, a glow stick, etc. We're also giving full size candy bars, a rice krispie treat, nerds, and one of these delicious caramel apple suckers in each one. If I don't eat them all first.
>>21674555You're really boring and lame. It's a free country, but you still suck a lot.
>>21675220>>21675226I grew in a neighborhood that was rural and hilly and all the houses had long driveways, so it wasn't a trick'r treating neighborhood. You know what we did? We fucking hoof'd it for miles and worked for that bounty. I remember so many nights of getting rained on and sore feet and getting home with fucking pounds of candy. We would always put a basket out with tootsie pops and there was always like one politely taken
>>21675237The frustration of your mom making you wear your winter coat over your super cool costume.
>>21675239yeah that brings me back alright
>>21675226It sucks because Halloween has always been my favorite holiday for all the creativily surrounding it. I would spend hundreds on building a good costume and sit out on the porch handing out candy and scaring the piss out of people if there was any point here.
>>21675220I'd gladly give the stoners candy. I'm glad if fucking ANYONE shows up.I live in a retirement town and I would bet $100 the little old ladies would be absolutely delighted if adults showed up in costume for candy.
>>21672078Chocolates themselves seems the most pricey. I will have zero trick or treaters again this year but I'm prepared for them, just "in case" with Reese's. Japanese lychee gummi candy. TJ's packets of trail mix. If I get slammed, we're giving out Starbucks espresso cans, Izze, or seltzers from the garage fridge. The kids will be downtown in the historic area, but they're still recovering from Helene/Milton. I bet there are none.
>>21675244it must be pure hell being the UPS guy in that town
>>21675230>he thinks whining impotently will change my mind
>>21675370Idk man, I'm not the faggot bragging about leaving my lights off in the Halloween candy thread.
>>21675391Who said I was turning my lights off?The porch light will be on, and when some faggot kids approach I will tell them to fuck off through my Ring doorbell.The next day, their impotent cuckold parents will cry about me on the neighborhood Facebook page, where I will call them out for being fat retarded cucks. They will piss, shit, screech, and seethe, but ultimately they will do nothing, because they are impotent whiny cucks just like (You).
>>21672078>do you have many trick or treatersyes>what do you hand outcandy>decorations and foodno, and not really>anyone bob for applesnot since maybe 2nd grade. because it's stupid.
>>21675474thanks for your generous contribution
>>21672089>Nothing because halloween is a demonic festival and unsuitable for a Christian societyuninfromed evangelical/charismatic moron detected.
>>21672298>according to my sources the Mars bar isn't in the American market,been there as long as I can remember.
>>21675188>show up to anon's house/bunker>get coffee instant type IInice
>>21673436psychopath poor detected.
>>21673860
>>21674385>5 dollars worth of candygooby plees I got 4 6 bags of candy and I hope it's enough, cost over $60
>>21675487go find one and post with timestamp, and I want to see the label for country of originfrankly you haven't been getting enough exercise lately anyway
>>21675188
>>21675228>We're also giving full size candy barsI thought about that, but when you get older and realize how bad sugar is for you I cannot in good conscience give out big candy bars. besides my neighborhood has almost everyone giving out candy, and I bought 6 bags.
>>21675511I actually never really cared for full-size candybars. I like the buffet approach of having a couple bites of this and a couple bites of that, and not being pinned down to endure a full bar
>>21675244our neighborhood is so busy, we just setup chairs, and a table in front of the house and hand out candy, because the doorbell would be ringing every couple of minutes. where I live it's in the 70's at that time of night.
>>21675453jesus anon, I'm pretty grumpy at times, but you're just an asshole.
>>21675502just got back from biking anon. so fuck off.
>>21675511Give me a fucking break. It's Halloween. They're going to eat half their weight in any other shitty candy regardless of what I give them.
>>21675516that is my reasoning as well
>>21675526well get back into your spandex and pedal down to the local seven eleven and buy yourself a snickers when you can't find a mars bar
>>21675527>They're going to eat half their weight in candybut not from me.>>21675529get over yourself. trolling mctrollface.
>>21675531but you're the one espousing falsehoods. falsehoods and glibness.
Peanut butter cups, fun-dip, maybe some jellybeans.
>>21675539>fun-dipnow we're talking. man I love them dextrose lik-a-stix
>>21675545It's one of those candies you don't really buy yourself but is always nice to have.
>>21675548I bought those all the time when I was like 6. Fucking loved those. Have never bought one as an adult.
>>21672078I’m giving out tricks this year. Already hired the prostitute
>>21675573just be sure to empty her every 30mins or so
>>21675579The neighborhood cuck will do that
>>21675573I think I saw her pic>>21675256
>>21672078>picrel trickZe vill eat ze bugs and be happy. Also the miniature PRINGLES cans. Full size bars for the first ones. MIDNIGHT MILKYWAY (the dark chocolate ones). And WARHEADS of course (Watermelon). Maybe TAKIS if I can find snack sized Zombie ones. >>21675228>My wife made little goodie bags with Halloween toys. She's giving them stuff like bouncy eyeballs, silly string, squishy toys, a glow stick, etc.These, glowsticks/the ones you can make into necklaces and braceless were always cool.>>21675545Those vanilla dip sticks were better than the dust. I'd eat a whole bag of those things by themselves.
>>21675228it's so nice of you guys to give out toys and all that good stuff. those kids are going to remember the goodie bags house for the rest of their lives
>>21675864Used to love these as a kid. My friends and I would buy each other one of these as birthday presents and dare the birthday kid to eat it in front of us.
>>21675453Based, those suburban cucks can go suck a fat one. I'm not responsible for their feral children demanding sugary handouts and neither should anyone with a baseline iq. Halloween is a fucked up excuse for a holiday anyway, completely satanic at its core.
>>21675453Sure you will tough guy. Sure you will
>>21675453Wow, you're a fucking asshole.
>>21676623he doesn't have the balls to do any of that. only in the innernet
The 'ol pierogi bucket
>>21675453Ur so tough and cool anon. I bet that'll show 'em.
>>21676942Kids wouldn't appreciate this, eat one on the spot for fuel to hit the next 15 houses
>>21675453My friends and I would have had a blast coming back to your house to do a late-night Halloween Purge. Rocks, eggs, paint balloons, whatever we could hurl at your house and car.
