So apparently counties and states across the country are going to team up to make sure whipping cream has to be whipped by hand from now on because some dumbass just out of high school thought it was a good idea to drive 100mph while inhaling nitrous oxide canisters and now it's everyone else's problem, how does that make /ck/ feel? I rarely even make whipped cream and when I do it's hand whipped but this is pissing me off.>On a clear fall morning, a black Dodge Challenger hurtled down Highway 99 in Sutter County headed toward San Francisco. Kalie Rae McIntire-Lewis rode in the front passenger seat as her boyfriend drove while repeatedly inhaling nitrous oxide from a two-liter canister.>At roughly 100 mph, Shayne Loudermilk lost consciousness, a known effect of the anesthetic drug. He swerved across a 21-foot-wide median and into oncoming traffic south of Yuba City, slamming head-on into a sedan, killing himself at age 20 and two people in the other car.
>Shayne Loudermilk
>>21673167Some would shout this policy's praises if RFK announced it.
>>21673167That sucks, I like that shit every few months
isnt weed legal in california lmfao
>>21673183Yeah, but it's illegal in Alabama, and so are whipped cream cartridges, so it's a bipartisan issue, people on both sides of the political divide can clutch pearls together and "think of the poor innocent 20 year old children driving dodge chargers at 100mph while inhaling whipped cream cartridges"
you can just buy squirty cream from the store
>>21673167>whipped by handJust use an electric mixer, dummy.
>>21673188yeah but thats what makes the issue so retarded. she's 22. she could have just as easily bought some liquor, and if he crashed the car they would have blamed him for being a retard, not blame the alcohol
>>21673167Whip-its have been a thing since before time. The containers have to have tamper evident safety caps to prevent grocery workers from enjoying it before you buy a spent container for your pumpkin pie.Why anyone would take a whiff of something that makes you pass out or utterly black out while simultaneously driving is idiocy. It's a club drug where people sitting down do it. I remember Miami Beach bars selling ballons behind the bar like it was another cocktail to purchase. If you were standing up, you ended up on the floor or fell over. Hahah, use while driving? Dumbasses need no nanny state legislation.
I saw Martin Shkreli take some galaxy gas earlier today after his quantum stock and Beyond Meat shorts started making money
>>21673217Kek was he livestreaming
>>21673167Dangerous? N2O is as safe as can be unless you're completely fucking retarded and huff it while driving of course.
>>21673226Don't you want to protect the children though? Think of the 22 year old children!
>>21673201I can’t get the WAH WAH WAH from a mixer
>>21673167Nobody uses whipped cream cartridges for whipped cream and you fucking KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOBODY USES THEM FOR THAT. YOU STUPID IDIOTS.
>>21673260Professional Chefs would never abuse CO2 cartridges in the back of a walk in.
>>21673260>NOBODY USES THEM FOR THAT. YOU STUPID IDIOTS.I do
>>21673167reject modernity, embrace tradition.
>>21673167Whipped cream in a can is dogshit anyway. Whip it yourself and have a better product, cooklet.
gofundme com /f/in-memory-of-shayne-loudermilk-family-support>vibrant goofy soul tragically lost in an accident>have your self a little nang nap while travelling at 100mph, plowing through another car and killing 2 peoplewhat an absolutely vibrant goofball
>>21673275I did this once in high school. Wom wom wom wom
>>21673225Yes. He livestreams a few times a week on Twitter and YouTube.
>>21673280Retarded little normgroids faggot. I hope he rots in hell.
>>21673167>"Traumatic brain injury"Whipped cream is for fruits not vegetables.
>>21673280instead of using ICE to kidnap people who pick crops and mop toilets why aren't they using them to disappear neck tattoo dirtbags driving dodge chargers, the net benefit to society would be enormous
>>21673281same. i was stoned to the bone turning the can upside down to freeze shit and then shatter it with a hammer. i thought to myself "don't people inhale this shit to get high?" tried it out. it works but i didn't like it that much and figured it'd kill my last 3 brain cells and never did it again.
Yes, I know we are being extra silly in here, but i'd honestly love to see how people try to huff from a whipped cream canister.>Whipped cream is the new hot white stuff around your nose>People putting a can at their nostrils and pressing the button to inhale the creamAHHH YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF!
>>21673167The cartridges aren't used for the kitchen. They're made as a loophole for druggies. Fuck em
I used to walk around parties popping wook's ballons with a lit cigarette. Stupid dirty hippies.
>>21673302>>21673260we used them all the time when I worked in food service, but that was before most of you were born, are they using something else now?
>>21673304Idk I'm not a failure so I don't work in food service. Whipping cream takes little to no effort though
>>21673280>That tattooAt least for that part nothing of value was lost.Sorry for the other 2 tho.
>>21673311you don't work, or you launched straight out of college with no work experience straight into the corner office at daddy's law firm?
>>21673297This is a solved problem. If you don't turn the can upside down, only gas comes out.
>>21673349No I learned a skill and it got me a six figure job with a pension
>>21673183>lmfaoWhat is funny, faggot?
>>21673361Six figures right out of school? That used to be impressive, but these days it's probably what anyone with a 4 year degree expects as a starting salary with no experience.
>>21673167Nope. No one is going to "team up" and make it so you can't buy nitrous charges anymore. You will ALWAYS be able to get them at the restaurant supply store or shipped to your house via Amazon. Even if it actually is that popular in California, they'll do nothing to quell its availability.If you think this is going to be like cold medicine 20 years ago you're sorely mistaken.
>>21673378>nothing ever happensThat one hasn't worked in a while, what rock are you living under
>>21673226I can think of nothing safer than repeatedly depriving your brain oxygen
>>21673373I went to school for one year. The rest was on the job training
>>21673390You're being kind of evasive about whether the "six figures" thing was your starting salary, should I read into that?
>>21673397The 6 figures was after about 4 years of working. So the equivalent of a 4 year degree without the debt and with benefits
>>21673167just buy the canned stuff, you dont need to make your own whipped cream
>>21673401In other words, you lied.
>>21673404Where did I lie? It did get me a six figure job. You made up some arbitrary timeline in your head
>>21673403>you dont need to make your own whipped creamYES I DO!!!!!!!!!!
>>21673401Almost every day I regret not taking a job with my dad's mechanic, he worked for Jay Leno, everyone said go to fucking college
>>21673280>Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk pictureHe should've hit the G2 while flying over the Boardwalk.
who gives a shit
>>21673383Two more weeks.
Are they banning actual cartridges people actually use, or the 2 liter canisters of gummy bear flavored shit kids huff now?
>>21673378poppers are pretty hard to come by now a days but sometimes you see them tucked away in corners of smoke and sex shops. Not technically illegal, but wrapped up in some laws regulating inhalant abuse.
real niggas breathe xenon
>>21673293Anon do you think anyone is actually trying to make your life better?
>>21673357but you will run out of gas and trap the cream in the can, wasting it
>>21673167>California banning yet another thing
>>21673407You boasted that you never had an an entry level job unlike losers who had to work when they were kids. I asked if you were a nepo baby and you said no, you "learned a skill and it got you a six figure job". I expressed surprise, and offered you a chance to come clean without looking like a liar, and you didn't. So I called you out directly, and as we can see, you're a liar.
>>21673526California is talking about banning it. Alabama already did. The south rose again, checkmate atheists.
I'm surprised it's taken so long. Of course it was going to get banned.
>>21673167>Pour cream and sugar in stand mixer>Perfect whipped cream in two minutes topsNever occurred to me to use canisters, I didn't even know that was a thing until zoomers started abusing it.
>>21673167OP and dumbass OP seething at both BTFO
>>21673573You have to have a certain degree of chill when you market this kind of dual purpose/dual legality kind of thing.
>>21673260I did but was very disappointed in how little whipped cream each cartridge makes.
>>21673293Because ICE's mandate is controlling immigration. Should forest rangers be used for USDA beef inspections?
>>21673620I dont think either of those jobs will exist much longer.
>Sutter countyI used to live there and nothing about this story is surprising. Yuba City is an absolute hell hole full of white trash trumpers, mexicans, and pajeets. I've lived all over America, and Northern California easily has some of the worst drivers I have ever seen. They should nuke it.
>>21673167Have you tried not living in fucking California? Because only California is retarded enough to give a shit about this
>>21673167Should ban vehicles too by your logic.
>>21673744see >>21673540>>21673188it's a nationwide thing
>>21673167>Kalie Rae McIntire-Lewis>Shayne Loudermilklmao wtf are with names these days
>>21673755>you brought 'er, YOU Shane Loudermilk!
>>21673167good, it's inferior to hand whipped whipped cream anyway
>>21673170He was ill fated at birth
>>21673754FUCK
Only shithead Americans understand this thread, literally a parallel universe on earth
>>21673800recreational use of nitrous happens everywhere, you're just sheltered to think it's only in america
>>21673805I'm pretty sure it's a way bigger problem in the UK than in the USA because of how tightly controlled everything is. I've visited both the UK and America and it was only in the UK that I actually saw the streets and ditches littered with empty fucking canisters
>>21673167Explain the whippets addiction in the usa. At best I did glue and huffed gas.
>>21673754You can still buy chargers in Alabama, you just can't buy them in a smoke shop anymore.
>>21673167>Kalie Rae McIntire-Lewis>Shayne LoudermilkNominative determinism wins again.
>>21673811>at best I did glue and huffed gasWhat did you at your worst? Holy smokes. That's abocore substance abuse.
>>21673825Close call threesome on X.
>>21673755Idiocracy turned out to be a documentary
>>21673754Is your defense of California really that Alabama is almost worse?
>>21673534No I said I didn't work food service like a failure. You jumped to all these conclusions yourself because you're probably still a failure
I support banning them for culinary reasons. They're vile.
>>21673290heh
>>21673167If it wasn't that shit, it'd just be something else.It's like banning guns in the UK - they just use knives and acid instead.Retards gonna tard.
>>21674155Sorry but your attempt to turn this into a red state/blue state thing isn't going to work
>>21673280Imagine having the gall to do a gofundme for your asshole son/nephew who did too many whippets and killed two people in a car accident. I would donate a dollar just so i could tell them to go fuck themselves. Nothing of value was lost
>>21674159It's too late to backpedal now, just own it. You got caught in a larp, your ego got bruised with the nepo baby comment and you tried to have it both ways as a hardscrabble joe sixpack who worked his way up. Don't be greedy next time, you're not smart enough to avoid these kinds of traps
>>21673167Its the price of Freedom™, stop banning fun commies
>>21673811I only saw one guy get addicted to whippets and it was actually pretty sad>freshman year at college>meet this super smart engineer type. >nice guy, passionate. Official university math and science tutor >had the inner addict and discovered NO2. >rip a couple of hits with him good stuff >WAAWAAWA>goes through cases a week>one day I hear he was holed up in his room huffing for days >friends found him blue. Called hospital. Apparently the dude lived but he was >never seen or heard from again. >University booted him. I hope he escaped without brain damage. Inhalents can permanently fuck you up.
>whippets are legal for all eternity>zoomers get retarded their hands on them and act like the retards they are>whippets get banned
>>21674339more like >whippets legal for all of human history>pearl clutching millenials abuse their first lick of power
>>21673470ive seen a short vid about a local waste incinerator plant having trouble with these (not US)people dont fully empty them, they explode during burning and damage the plant itself
>>21673577>zoomersthis was a thing for a long time before that (first recorded 1799 apparently)
Is weed not good enough? Gotta take laughing gas to take the edge off?
this is retarded. why not ban alcohol and weed then?
>>21673470
>>21673167Challenger was cleary v6 model and dude needed those extra few horses.For real tho Ive found out sniffing nitro doesnt make you go faster and Im still mad.>>21673174Its called having rizz,you wouldnt know about it.
>>21674474>@KratomSmokerkek
>>21673275Man, I did this for about a month 18 years ago. The hallucinations were crazy real.
>>21673410If enough people tell you to suck 1000 dicks, would you do it? Imagine not only falling for the retarded "higher education" meme, but blaming everyone else. Wait, are you a woman?
>>21673280>putting up a page to milk the death of your son for money immediately after he dies committing a DUI double homicideI can see where he got his scumbaggery from
>>21674593>If enough people tell you to suck 1000 dicks, would you do itnta but it depends on how much>are you a woman?I can be whatever you want me to be for the right price
>>21673280>Arrest Date June 2, 2024>148(A)(1) - Resist / Obstruct / Delay Peace Officer>415(1) - Disturbing The Peace By Fighting>647(F) - Intoxicated in Publicclassy guy
>>21673167>black Dodge ChallengerGee, I wonder what kind of person was driving this vehicle.
>>21674645surprisingly he was white trash
>>21673280brown people once again ruining life for whites.
>>21674225I can see why you're still a failure
>>21673787No, some retard had to make the affirmative choice to name him "Shayne". Someone actually had to write that on the birth certificate after sobering up. The parents (or "parent", more likely) should have been arrested immediately for child abuse. They could hardly have done worse by naming him J'Quarius.
>>21673167Why am I supposed to feel bad for the granddaughter if she is stupid enough to get in a car driven by someone doing whippets?
>>21673167>He swerved across a 21-foot-wide median and into oncoming traffic south of Yuba City, slamming head-on into a sedan, killing himself at age 20Good. Problem solved, problem staying solved.
>>21673293>why aren't they using them to disappear neck tattoo dirtbags driving dodge chargers[laughs in drunken pajeet truck driver gabble]
>>21673275They put some kind of bittering detergent in air duster now to keep kids from huffing it to get high and sound like a monster
>>21674710Says the box factory foreman boasting about his late-career income in an argument over inhaling whipped cream cartridges
>>21674339milliennials getting the OG 4 loko banned was more egregious
>>21674928
>>21673373Better than working food service, you failure.
>>21674339RFK hates this multipurpose stuff because he is a drug addict.
>>21674593What is the payout and timeline on the 1000 dicks contract and who picks first?
>>21673280>>21674219>>21674598We are living in peak clown world, it's only going to get worse.
>>21675146god i despise mormons so fucking much. i'd say nuke utah but then you'd destroy the beautiful outdoors there
>I could've been doing this the whole time and now it's getting bannedgod damn it
>>21673620ICE’s mandate is deport niggers and spics and become the next SS
>>21675411they wouldn't do that, it's illegal!
>>21675411I dont think the SS had BMIs of 35+
>>21675466You are real dumb
>>21673167A friend of mine is chinese, and he says all whipped cream in china tastes like shit because the state banned these cartridges full on, and now they have to use CO2 to whip cream, and it tastes sour and disgusting.
>>21675553that could never happen here because Nothing Ever Happens(tm)
>>21673280he a earthrocker
>>21673167>So apparently counties and states across the country are going to team up to make sure whipping cream has to be whipped by hand from now It truly delights me that this is an issue for Americans. The thought of using your fat grubby hands to do anything more that press the tip of a spray can seems like so much work you should sue whatever asshole invented "whipped cream".
>>21674474good lord
>>21673830you almost had sex with 2 dudes on twitter?
>>21673176Same. looks like we have to make it from scratch now.
>>21673188It's a woman that went overboard and did a bunch of serial hit an runs before killing someone. Retard children girls ruining society
>>21673293Those are the crop pickers children.You'd rather target kids than illegal criminals?
>>21673363That you sign your posts
>>21673701Sacramento is alright but much past there and it gets really bad
>>21676184You think migrant farm workers from Michoacan name their kids "Shayne" and "Kallie Rae"?
won't stop internet orders
>>21676272A state attorney general can go after a business in another state for shipping to that state
>>21673167i thought this was going to be on the actually neurological damage from overdosing on nitrous and not just crashing while wreckless driving under the influence
>>21676272theyll go after the credit card companies that do business with the website so btc that shit.
>>21676904its always the attention seeking idiots that ruin it for everyone else. Now we have to huff whipped cream cans like middle schoolers.
Holy fuck this just made me remember somethingWhen my sister had her 18th she had a huge party with 40 people and the next day I found dozens of these canisters lying around in my warhammer hobby space and I had no idea what they were
>>21673229Stop being obtuse, dipshit.No one gives a fuck about this newly retarded cunt or her fresh corpse of a boyfriend. They made their own beds. The concern is who these fuckheads might have hit while they were doing this. Think of the one person you care most about... Now imagine that person dead without warning because some faggot couldn't handle fucking whip-its of all things, and drove into your loved one
>>21673442I say Whip itWhip it good
>>21676066why did they sensor faggot? is this a gay game?
>>21677419s*x words scare zoomers cause they're prudes
>>21677059They 100% put your blood angels in their asses while they were high, Anon. I'm so sorry.
>>21675479nigga thats a moviegoering was a fat fuck though
>>21673167>whipped by handGet a mixer. They aren't expensive.
I just shake my whipped cream in a frozen mason jar because I'm not a drug addict or a pussy
>>21677643Whipits are a hell of a drug on time I came to with a balloon giraffe in my ass but that was at the dentist.
>>21673167whippets is such low grade shit, they come back every few years as cool and then they get rejected again when people realize that shit is dumb, if you tried them you know it would be fucking retarded to take a hit driving so shayne had a death wish
>>21673170Loudermilk sounds like the name of a gay porn actor.>>21673280Yeah, looks like a dude from Skeetchy Sex and Ass up - Face down.>>21674618I take the ban is not going to be approved.
I believe individuals like this are a burden on healthcare, and should therefore be liquidated in a hilarious and contrived manner.In the spirit of the board, I propose that this specimen; be beer battered, have its breathing tube removed while simultaneously being heaved into a boiling pot of beef tallow, where it gracelessly expires.It is to be served to niggers.
>>21673701Life just moves faster on crystal meth
>>21677419>is this a gay game?it's a batshit crazy quasi-VN where you play a heavily intoxicated failure of a policeman trying to navigate the extremely politically charged environment of a made-up place.if anything it's a tankie game, as the devs are hardcore leftists
>>21677884Classy individuals fooled into drug use
>>21677884>Loudermilk sounds like the name of a gay porn actor.
>>21677988>>21677990Did this family do something to you IRL? Your posts are seem really personal.
You can just get a stand mixer and use air. Anyone tried making Dubai whipped cream?
>>21675118It pays a trillion dollars but you only get an hour to do it, or else you get nothing and also you're gay now. Better get to work.
>>21673260drugs are funlet people enjoy things
