Itt: places that you know quote-unquote EXIST, but you know of no one who's ever eaten there let alone eaten there yourself or even been within 1000 feet of.
>>21673362Some family members went there and brought up some coconut shrimp. It was quite scrumptious.
Pretty much anything from Darden Group or DINE Brands
I took my grandma there a couple years ago because she really wanted to goIt was too salty
>>21673362i went there a lot growing up. i really liked their clam chowder.
>>21673362Golden chick. When put up against churchs, popeyes, and kfc, it doesn't seem like a real place anybody would ever choose.>>21673377>Darden GroupCheddar's was based close to where I grew up, I went there pretty often with family when I was younger and it used to be really good. I went back recently and it fucking sucked though, huge disappointment.Now I know why, it was bought out by some kike conglomerate.
>>21673362Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse, it’s never seemed fancy to me and I’d never pay the restaurant up charge for a steak
Hooters
>>21673913your dad probably used to go there and be annoying with the waitresses
>>21673362Is it any good?
>>21673947>inb4 it’s dogshit>inb4 only when you’re under the influence
>>21673944Go where... I've never even seen one. As far as I'm concerned Hooters only exists in movies.
>>21673944They're wings used to be good. Haven't been to one in 10+ years though
>>21673362White Castle and Mars Bars desu. The thought of eating at a greasy looking place makes me wanna brap my intestines out into a huge pink stocking.
>>21673362i've never been, but I've heard people say their biscuits are good>>21673947it's pretty much the same thing as Krystal, but maybe a little worse
>>21673362>quote-unquoteretard
>>21673362This is my white trash mom's favorite restaurant. She doesn't even know that it isn't considered a real restaurant or that it is low class, and I certainly would never have the heart to tell her. We stop there every time we have to go to the city.
>>21673963do you live in Mozambique or something
This place is unironcally amazing and I feel bad that I didn't go in its hay day
>>21673954It's good done correctly but it's a place you gotta look at reviews for individual places because a lot are insanely slow and some are clown shows and if it's not cooked right the buns are waterlogged and gross especially the bottoms
>>21673362the only person who can see into the future is God, if satin says he knows your future he is LYING to you
>>21673362is red lobster really becoming an oldfag thing?
>>21673947It's fantastic but dear lord have their prices shot up
>>21673362
>>21673362THIS PLACE IS GOOD BIG DOG
>>21673362I took my last exgf to a red lobster for endless shrimp one night. We were stoned as hell and it was a pretty good time.
>>21673362Red Lobster is alright, my parents used to take me there when I was young. It costs too much for the quality you get and it's usually full of niggers so I refuse to go there of my own accord.
>>21673904I went to one in Fayetteville, Arkansas. It's not bad, the creamed spinach is particularly good, but yes it's expensive and not at all worth what they're charging. I'd sooner make my own steak and creamed spinach than go back. Service was decent. Some Walton family hanger-on was drunk as fuck when I went and caused a ruckus, but as I understand it that's par for the course in that town. It's totally normal for people to come home and find the drunken failson of a local oligarch sleeping in their bed and they all just have to sit there and take it because they own the whole state. Madness.
>>21673362Never been in Firehouse subs but heard people talk about it. Never knew they even existed until two years ago. They're apparently all around here.
>>21673362I've had two friends that worked there for a bit. They are my least favorite friends, too. Could be a correlation
Does no one here take road trips? Red lobster was one of my moms favorite places, along with Applebees. There are dozens of regional chains scattered around the country. Steak and Shake is only in the midwest, UDF is only in Ohio, Wawa is in the northeast and Florida, and so on.
>>21673362no such place exists. buy an ad.
>>21673362My wife loves red lobster. I don't like fish.Applebees, denny's, and ihop, are not very good, but I see them all the time, and know people who eat there. there is no restaurant that fits your troll. anyone who drives through any town in America will pass within 1000 feet of almost any restaurant that exists in their city.
>>21675010>My wife loves red lobster. I don't like fish.that's fair. I like the cheddar biscuits.
>>21674923>"Are there no other faggots as big as myself here who spend all their time eating slop with their fucking mommy?"
>>21673362>mothers' day>take mom out to Red Lobster>that was its last day of operation before closing>wth
>>21674773i've been there but it's reatarded
>>21673946that used to be a Hardeez
>>21674834>It's totally normal for people to come home and find the drunken failson of a local oligarch sleeping in their bed and they all just have to sit there and take it because they own the whole state.Whoa that’s crazy
Take me back.
>>21673362Red Lobster was the fanciest place in my town. We could only go there on ultra-special occasions like birthdays because it was so expensive. There was usually an hour wait to get seated too.
>>21673947I went 20 years ago late at night and some dudes had a nigger moment and pulled guns on each other. My friends and I grabbed our stuff and gtfo. Dont really remember the food all that much
>>21676187Whoa, they didn't always have Cheddar Bay Biscuits?
>>21674923>Does no one here take road trips?waffle house is the GOAT roadtrip stop, red lobster and applebees are trash
>>21673904being from a lower-middle class family growing up, this place was our holiday-time splurge dinner. i'm a little biased for nostalgia but it's generally a good steakhouse for people looking for something refined without snobbery. as >>21674834 said it's absolutely not worth what they're charging but it certainly isn't awful food either. as a teenager i applied there as a summer job and ended up running food for a few months, staff treated me well and i was able to steal a lot of their desserts (which are very good). the head chef would give me the extra crab cakes at the end of the shift
>>21673904>Ruth’s Chris SteakhouseOh, it's delicious though. New Orleans chain so you get the bread pudding dessert.The ovens are unique, really screaming hot with all around sear.
>>21676187Water on request only??
>>21676187>lobster: $5.89>soda: $35
>>21676982Gotta leave the water in the ocean so they can grow more lobsters.
>>21673362This place. There was one in town, I always intended to try it but never got around to it, then it shut down and now it's a pizza place
East Side Mario's.
>>21673362I went a while back. It was just bad IMO, but that was years ago.I don't remember the last time anyone I know has ever eaten at Jack-in-the-Box.
>>21674773holy shit I haven't seen one of these since I was a kid
>>21673362I don't think I could handle Dick's.
>>21673947WC is tolerable once per year, but get ready for 2 hours of gas afterwards. >>21674923>UDF is only in Ohio*Ohio, Indiana and Kentucky. UDF is quality. >>21673362Picrel
>>21673362>places that you know quote-unquote EXISTI don't think you understand what you just wrote. You saying places that you know exist, but then you put them in quotes which means that they supposedly exist. you're retarded aren't you.
>>21674192>buns are waterlogged and gross especially the bottomsnever happens.>>21674767>if satin saysdo your sheets tell you things?
>>21674773they had the best pizza crust.
>>21678266discount olive garden. we went one time, it was near closing time so they gave us about 20 bread sticks for free.
why does some midwit always comment on the wings whenever hooters is mentioned
>>21673965just like /b/ their wings were never good. IDC how much titty you show, if the food sucks, what's the point?
why does some midwit always comment on someone commenting on the wings at hooters?
>>21678292>they had the best pizza crust.One of the originals.If I'm in Chicago, it's hard to be disappointed at the top 5, really. But, it HAS to be sausage.
>>21673362You've never engaged in the heavenly task of consuming a piping hot, fresh out of the oven, cheesy, fluffy, perfectly cooked Cheddar Bay Biscuit?
>>21676187I miss when pretty much all restaurant chains leaned into the theme park angle a little bit. Like every chain used to have a little rainforest cafe in it, if you know what I mean. Now it's all streamlined and fake and gay. I guess I'm just articulating the sovl/sovlless thing again but man. Eating out used to be fun and now it's just another thing to be done.
caught you sniffin' my boxerswho the fuck does thatat Red Lobster
>>21678697i love that song, jimmy really showed his The Cars influence there
>>21677575>Jack-in-the-BoxIt's not good, overpriced frozen food and dry burgers
>>21677575A bag containing an undefined number of jacks tacos is a time honored kickback tradition that as adults we are sadly phasing out as we have less time for throwing them
>>21674923I only done them on the east coast. I like to think that it's pretty good
>>21673362I've eaten there once because it was the closest restaurant to my hotel, and it was the shittiest fast food I've ever eaten bar none. I also drive by one during my commute and I can't recall seeing Long John's ever having more then a handful of cars in the lot too, and I can't think of a single coworker or friend getting something from there. I wouldn't be surprised if the chain was a money laundering operation
>>21673913My first girlfriend wanted to work at hooters but she became a stipper instead and now she's dead.
