Which is king? Lifesavers have perhaps the most quintessential artificial fruit loli flavor. Jolly Ranchers have a specific flavor unto their own, almost like every flavor has a touch of watermelon or something
>>21673553lifesavers in a pinch, but the candy coating on tootsie pops are the best.only niggers like jolly ranchers fo dey lean
I like both
lifesavers is purdy goot
>>21673553>>21673560>>21673561>>21673587you must be 18 to post here
>>21673591ah yes, after a certain age you can only eat canned spinach and raw beet salad, forgot that and let the veil fall for a brief moment. mb
Jolly ranchers for blue alone.
Cherry Lifesavers and Green apple jolly ranchers are goated, give me em both
>>21673606yellow was better
>>21673560who the fuck would be “in a pinch” for either of these
>>21673650yes, we all respect you now that we know you don't eat candy
>>21673747I don't, anti candies are always the boring stoics who have high blood pressure and bore everyone with moral lectures. All the jester archetype men, as in the smiling gangster ie sky rapscallion type with a hidden way with women and fox like slickness love to suck on candy and have a stick in the side of the cheek
>>21673846Absolute and utter virginal cringe
>>21673747I wasn’t implying that, I just would never find myself in some emergency situation where I’ve gotta suck on one of those candies ASAP
>>21673871>a pinch>an emergencyit isn't that hyperbolic. in this instance, you go to walgreens, can't find tootsie pops, lifesavers are acceptable. that's it. this isn't life or death, it's a pinch. perhaps this is a cultural or interpretive difference in the concept of a pinch, and for me, it's "a situation where a compromise must be made". i hope this has cleared things up. i don't want to be an asshole anymore
I think Skittles are the best non chocolate candy.
>>21674086y'ever take a whole bag of em and chew em only enough that they coalesce in your mouth, then drink a bit of water?
>>21674091Hate to say yes because yes.