its just bread in a can
excuse me, it’s clearly an entire banquet in a can.
>>21675218coors is the oddest tasting beer, the original stuff has a weird aftertaste that I have never tasted with any other beer.
>>21675229It does have a strange taste. Not altogether unpleasant, but strange. Kind of like the taste when you wake up in the morning, reach over to your night stand and drink a half finished PBR tall boy from the night before.
>>21675218the peak of the "American Adjunct Lager"If you don't like Banquet you simply don't like the style
>>21675219its funny how you can tell the age of someone just by the shitty jokes they make on 4chanfuck you
>>21675261u mad?
>>21675261NTA, but fuck you, zoomer.
>>21675249>you simply don't like the styleWhat is there to like about it, exactly? Other than it being the cheapest thing available in America? When I lived in Germany you could get real beer for like $.75 a can. What exactly is our excuse?
>>21675274>>21675280Funny how zoomers stay winning while u stay balding millenial garbage
>>21675218Been years since I was in my cheap beer drinking phase but when I was coors gold original was the best of the bunch
>>21675289I doubt seriously you're winning at anything.
>>21675289Aren't way more zoomers going bald in their 20s than millennials did?
>>21675243>Not altogether unpleasantproceeds to describe something altogether unpleasant.
>>21675293my cheap beer of choice was miller genuine draft.
>>21675218don't insult canned bread like that
>>21675293>>21675317PBR, or Hamm's, for me. Not so into pbr anymore, but I can still drink Hamm's like it's water, shits so good
>>21675261It’s funny how newfags stick out like a sore thumb
>>21675218Don't fill up on bread.
>>21675326Quit pretending that anyone not down with your lame misspellings and stupid "jokes" is new. Some of us have been complaining for fifteen years about the retarded little "traditions" of this sewer of a forum. This has nothing to do with the banquet joke earlier. Just seeing a lot of "you don't like my cutesy idiotic post? Lurk more (but spelled 'moar')"Fuck that shit. Some of us will never approve.
>>21675334You’re either a newfag larping as an oldfag, or you’re an actual retard for using a site you hate for 15 years. The former is more likely than the latter.
>>21675218*mountain methwhore piss
>>21675321My grandmother still makes me "ham and beans" (cut up hot dogs in bush's boston baked beans) and this on the side when I see her. She loves that canned bread, never been a fan myself.
I always drank coors banquet or Miller high life when I wasn't drinking PBR or Rolling Rock or hard alcohol
>>21675312>Not altogether unpleasant, but strange>but strange>strangeHalf a tall boy of flat, warm PBR isn't unpleasant to my alcoholic pallet but it does taste strange. Work on your reading comprehension.
>>21675218Why is there just a box in the background. It’s not even a normal 30-rack, just a box.
>>21675702Oh shit. It isn't even a twelve pack. That's an AI case. The proportions are wrong for a real case of any amount. Whether 12, 18, or 30 the dimensions are off.
>>21675261It's funny how you can tell how someone is gender confused and living of the good grace of their (disappointed) parents
>>21675218I have a pal who drinks basically nothing BUT this. He won't drink any of the other beers the rest of the group drink and will always bring his banquets. Has to be the tall cans too. The short came just aren't the same.
Isn’t it a bit racist to drink a beer called “Coons”?
>>21675283Somehow, retards simultaneously hold two opinions about these kinds of beers>they taste like nothing>they're shockingly disgusting, enough to make you puke on contactOnly the first point is true, and that is the point. It's for people who like to Drink in volume and slam a 24 rack like they're guzzling water. Maybe you guzzle e85 gasoline for breakfast but for most, the 4.5% abv bread soda does the trick.
>>21675218yeah this stuff is pretty pathetic. If i'm going for cheap stuff i'lll get natty daddies or steel reserve. Coors isn't strong enough for me.
>>21675283I so wish we had German beer for cheap here. The ones I’ve tried are so crisp and refreshing, really does make domestics feel like drinking bread in comparison. Coors Banquet is one of the better ones and I will continue drinking it because it’s cheap and I like to drink 14 at a time, just wish it didn’t have to be this way
>>21675218Nah it's pretty good
>>21675261>>21675274>>21675280>>21675289>>21675308>>21675311Bitch ass nigga.
>>21675229Bud Light also has a weird taste other light beers don't haveEither you taste exactly like everything else or you have a weird taste to stand out.
>>21675218Most beer sucksMost things suck in general90% of everything is bullshit
>>21676442German cars suck most of all
>>21676445Delusional weeblet
>>21676445russians are the suckiest.
