eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal
>>21675410the charges, officer?
>>21675556unhand my penis at once
>>21675410>not one succulent in sight
>>21675410"succulent" would be Moo Goo Gai Pan
>>21675410looks like yangzhou fried rice
>>21675608MY PENIS! THIS MAN HAS A HOLD OF MY PENIS!
Chinese food is so much better than jap food it isn't even funny
>>21675410If I hadn't left detox early I would have met this legend. He checked in the next day.
>>21677995Well yeah, Chinese cook their food unlike Japanese.
A true artist respects the succulence that serves as the foundation of a Chinese meal
>>21678224His name was Jack Karlson and he admired Hitler and threw a party on Hitler's birthday lol.
>>21678234don't care lol
>>21675410Meh. Be more ambitious.
>>21678243I care lol
>>21678234based
Looks good, just like I make it but without the peas
>>21677995If you like dogs
>>21678247Now that is succulent!
Breakfast bacon, huge pieces of egg and fucking CANNED peas. And wet as hell. Ancestor cry.
>>21678234Where he levitated
>>21675410game grumps reference
>>21678247What is the charge?
>>21678393Wet as hell is good so it microwaves properly
>>21678622My company paid for it, fuck do I care
My succulent chinese meal better come in a succulently greasy brown paper bag!
