give me the best recipe you can think of using an applehard mode: no desserts
You don't need a recipe. You can just eat them, but be warned, doctors will HATE you if you do this every day
>>21676801fuck doctors I need to stuff these fucker with BUTTER and BACON
norman pork chops
>>21676809yeah man that shit is so good
>>21676797scalloped apples/buttered apples is a great side in the South, just don't add a bunch of sugar and use tart apples.Apples go nicely with pork chops and sauerkraut and onions. I make a very thick pork chop that gets deglazed with Calvados to up the apple flavors and then finished in the oven (on the bone). It gets so lovely and browned.
>>21676797boneless porkchops roasted with onion and apple slicessandwich - toast with butter, cheddar, apple slices is good. i think you could add ham or chicken slice if you wanted.diced apple in salad with olive oil and vinegar, whatever lettuce or spinach, dice some walnut if you want, some feta or blue cheese or goat cheese. maybe beets or berries if you want.baked apple - its a dessert but super simple
in Milan there is one cider house that gives u unlimited of your choice cider, plus all you can eat of like a 7 course meal that half of them have apple was fun noveltysometimes even had steak tartare with apple
>>21676797Do like a, you know, a...like it's sliced.
Braised cabbage with schnitzel and horseradish sauce, with butter dill potatoes.
https://ayana-gohan.com/recipes/japanese-sliced-pork-curry/^ real good this time of year very seasonal on a cold day
>>21677726I am somewhat weeb myself, and I like Japanese foods. But I have serious doubts about J-curry. Especially since it all uses the same brand of premade curry paste.
>>21677772 Do not expect cury cury flavor
>>21677772Eat don't eat your an adult I trust you
>>21676797dem apples
>>21677753whoa is that jenkem?
>>21676797>Have a woman lay on her back.>Position the ripe apple (a golden delicious is preferred to balance flavors, but ultimately taste is an individual preference) evenly between her taint, asshole, and pussy.>Eat through it with your mouth as messily as you can to create a loose slush>Use the slush as lube and repeatedly fuck it inside her asshole and pussy.>After completion, have her squat over your face and release the combined slurry into your mouth.Enjoy the James Joyce Stinger.
>>21676797apple pie
Roast duck with apples. Fuck that orange shit.
>>21677917I respect women too much to do that
>>21676797Pork belly with apple sauce
>>21676797baked apple
>>21677917I don't know about that, Uncle Ben. Seems kinda strange.
>>21676797Whole chicken apple stuffing.Or the apple garnish to baked liver.
>>21676797You get salami, preferably garlic salami, potatoes, cheese (some european one), a small onion and an apple.You cut everything up real good, and in a deep pan fry the sausage, onion right into the sausage fat, as well as the potatoes and the apple until fried to taste. Add the cheese on top, let it melt, lid, let it cook for a bit.
Apple Omelette
>>21678967Thank you anon, that sounds delicious! >>21678969Idk about this one...
Idk, with porkchops or in a salad.
>>21676797One of my local places used to do an eggs-and-apples benedict for brunch. They closed for a good a while back unfortunately but I got to have it a few times.
>>21678845I'm gonna make this. Thanks for the rec.
>>21676797In America, that skin is filled with pure HFCS.
>>21676797>no desserts well that's stupid mode not hard mode unless you only add a tiny amount
>>21676797thinly sliced, sauteed in butter with onion and fennel. bit of thyme or rosemary, splash of wine. served with pork.
>>21676797I would slice the apple in quarters and microwave it for a minute before eating.Wa la.
apple lasagna
>>21679125I'd try this.
>>21676797Grilled cheese and THINLY SLICED apples.
I have like 300 pounds of apples this year. It's ridiculous. The tree was just lying down all summer from the weight of them.
Dice up half an apple and put it in tuna salad. Very nice.
>>21676797>potato salad>add an applewa la
>>21676797I made a cottage pie but instead of potatoes I used apples.
>>21681301Apples lining a baking pan, pork on top with cottage pie spices but maple syrup if you want too, Gruyère on topBakeApples get starchy
>>21676797I don’t know but I just dropped by /ck/ to say that substituting half of the flour for almond flour in any cookie recipe is a constant improvement. I just made three different kinds of cookies with half almond flour and have no regrets, it made them all better.That’s all.Wait actually I’ve had some baked apple and rice dishes in Spain that were very interesting. Probably a North African dish originally. I think one had apples and raisins, rice, some sort of spices plus chicken thighs in there. It was like a big wide and shallow clay dish where they combined everything and just baked it. The apples were put in whole (maybe cored).
>>21678969wtf no
>>21681316Same anon here. Check out moroccan savory apple and beef tagine or apple beef stew.
>>21676797APPLE SAUERKRAUT It’s like you’re making a fermented sauerkraut, but you use apples instead of cabbage and you DONT SLICE THEM, Just ferment whole apples. Use sweet yellow apples. They should come out very soft, heavy, juicy and sweet/sour. Eat them almost ice cold. Yum>>21681256Perfect. Fill a barrel with apples, put in some salt, rye flour and fill with water. Leave in a cool place don’t touch However, in grocery stores they often cover apples with wax to preserve them and such apples will not ferment.
>>21677753I raise you
>>21676797>>21676797weed
>>21681937>>21677753Bonus shot of my juicing station... i got 5gals last weekend, and another 3 this weekend.
>>21678969That's fucking DISGUSTING!
>>21681942Idiot.
>>21681945Idiots by their booze at the government ran liqor store for 12$ for a cheap bottle... i make my own for less than 2$ per bottle, and I pay 0 tax on everything used to make it.But you can keep sending more money to israel if it helps you sleep at night.
>>21681942Are you at the equator or something? This isn't quite Australia...
>>21683376>Idiots byheh...another drunken idiot.
>>21676797pork braised with apples/apple cider
>>21676797Slice them, dip in peanut butter
>>21676797On a burger.
Bomus pic of soup made with apple sauce from my weekend juicing sesh>>21683705I think the gyro in my phone is fucked, but i assure you im from a (mostly) anglo country in the northern hemisphere.
