Store didn't have the regular tubed anchovy paste, so I got this instead. Ingredients are just anchovies, salt, and water, so I figured it should taste about the same.It doesnt. It has a horrible waxy-greasy texture to it that coats your mouth, and doesn't taste good like anchovy paste.How did they make anchovies and salt turn out so bad?
>>21677434>Buys fish sauce. Wonders why it isn't Anchovy pasteretard. You bought fermented fish juice. The shit asians make by leaving fish in a glass jar for all summer.Of course it didn't taste like ground anchovies that hadn't been fermenting in their own juices for half the year
>>21677445How the hell was I supposed to know? It doesn't say "putrefied anchovies" it just says anchovies.Serves me right for buying something without a familiar stamp of quality. Never again.
>>21677470Cause it is an Asian fish sauce. That it was Asian should've clued you in since the flavor and content of their cuisine are wildly different from western dishes. Or realized that different ratios of ingredients change the outcomeYou just a dumb Nigga who grabbed Asian stir frying condiment and went "yeah, this shit will be good to make Caesar dressing with"
>>21677478Buenas sounds like a Spanish company. Label says "Anchovy Sauce" then repeats it in Spanish, there's no squiggly moon runes indicating its Asian.Spain is like a European country in many ways, and they were ruled by Caesar, so I had every reason to think this would be suitable for Caesar dressing.I did make the Caesar dressing btw, and it's ruined. Fuck Asia man, two nukes wasn't enough.
>>21677434I fucking love nuoc mam but only the filtered, liquid version. What you bought is basically that but with all the solids mixed in as well.
>>21677526I like fish sauce, squid sauce, oyster sauce, but this stuff is just gross. What the hell are you supposed to do with it?
>>21677518That isnt Spanish! Thats Filipino! Theyre Asian! You deserve you fish sauce Caesar you dense motherfucker Did you really think Bagoong was a Spanish word, white bread?
>>21677540Make Filipino dishes with it instead of a fucking Caesar salad
>>21677569>Did you really think Bagoong was a Spanish word, white bread?When a label repeats itself in a bunch of different languages, I don't read all the non speak. Even if I got to the Bagoon part, there's no way I'd know that's supposed to be Asian. I've never even heard Filipino before, it's not like I chat with cleaning ladies at hotels and hospitals.I have a right to be indignant, this shit ruined a whole batch of Caesar salad dressing.
>>21677571I smeared some on a bread heel offered it to my dog. I've never seen her so disappointed with being given food.No wonder Filipinos are so short and skinny, I'd be malnourished too if I had to eat food that tastes like this.
>>21677434>waxy-greasy textureUse it for cramming
>>21677608again this is on you for not being worldly and only seeing filipinos as a below you. I'm glad your retarded ass had a bad meal I hope this keeps happening until you stop being dumb but I also hope you never stop being dumb.
>>21678347>this is on you for not being worldly and only seeing filipinos as a below you.lol, post hand, I want to see where you are on the racial totem pole. Filipinos at least have the humility to recognize they're not equal to their masters. They've been ruled by Americans, Japanese, and Spanish for half a millennium. (did they even have a written language before that? lol)They're buck broken and eager to serve as cannon fodder against China to ingratiate their American betters, even after seeing how whitish US proxies in Ukraine get splattered (assuming they have internet and can see telegram/twitter)They're the most servile people that have ever been conquered in the history of conquest. If you don't see them as below you, you must either be Filipino or have suicidally low levels of self respect.
>>21677434Too bad, anon. That sucks. Hope you find a tube at a different store. It's usually only a miniscle dot of it when I want it for a recipe.
>>21678347>I'm glad your retarded ass had a bad mealI didn't dislike you people before. You were just humble janitors as far as I was concerned.Now that you ruined my Caesar Salad, I hope Trump starts some shit with China and sends you disgusting despoilers of anchovy paste into the meat grinder. I'm not cold hearted though. I can see myself forgiving you after the 1000th Chinese FPV drone video of flips getting turned into anchovy sauce.
>>21678388Thanks anon, I appreciate the condolences. C'est la vie. At least I wasn't preparing food for company. Won't make the same mistake again.Enjoy this pleasant webm.
>>21678411she is wife material, she is prob w/ a handsome guy from a rich family of which i am neither
>>21677518>bagaoong balayanThis is Tagalog. Even if you don't recognize exactly what language you can infer that it's SEA by the picture on the bottle being a bowl of winter squash, okra, and long beans. Just add bitter melon and it's pinakbet, the most awful plate of stewed veggies on the planetAlso any bottle shaped like an oyster sauce bottle is going to be asian. Use your noodle next time. And check what isle you're in and what's stocked next to the item
