maybe is you're poor
>>21678222This shit is bananas.
>>21678222There used to be a place near me that did cheesy focaccia topped with mortadella, burrata, and olive oil. So good. I miss em.
ass crack maybe.remember, your tummy bugs have hijacked your stomach's neurons. cravings are alien signals. take a multivitamin and a probiotic.
>>21678269are the "tummy bugs" in the room with us now? what are they saying?
I'm looking for sun dried tomato. I got hooked on that shit around 2006 or so and recently wanted it but can't find it. Or at least it's not as common as it was back then.
>>21678273>he doesn't knowyou're a real faggot nigger shitsucking kike chink concubine
>>21678273we are, we make him post shit like this>>21678277
>>21678279i bet you didn't even know your stomach has neurons, did you? uneducated and illiterate faggots such as yourself deserve hanging
>>21678222youve never done crack though
>>21678277Oh yes, NOW I am completely convinced.How could I be so blind.
>>21678303you sound diddled
>>21678303why the fuck would i give a shit whether the truth is convincing to a tranny?
>>21678301no i've never had the opportunity
>>21678222patrician taste
>>21678233this is the shit
Enjoy having ten years taken off your lifespan faggot
/pol/ is leaking out again...
>>21678269>>21678277
>>21678222Bologna?
>>21678276>sun dried tomatothat's the good fucking shit.hope you can find some.protip:the drier they look the better they taste.if you see the skin coming off/floating around the jar (assuming you're buying them in oil) it means they're shit and mushy
When Boar's Head shit the bed I needed a new source of head cheese and HEB started carrying this and it's the best I've ever had outside of farmer's market fare.>>21678222I gave a piece of mortadella to a neighbor's cat and that cat fell in love with me. She'd put her back legs in the top of my boot and hug my leg and ride around with me.
>>21679202Boar's Head shit the bed?
>>21679277Almost quite literally
>>21679280can you elaborate?
>>21679297a few months ago boars head recalled all their products because people were dying from eating liverwurst and the factories were inspected to be more disgusting than anything you can imagine
>>21679297https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_United_States_listeriosis_outbreak
>>21679315>>21679316grossI wonder if they'll ever recover.
>>21679339I'm seeing their stuff in stores again but they've clearly lost their "you have to carry only us and nobody else" bargaining power. I don't think they can ever do that again when major retailers found themselves with barren delis due to recalls.
>>21678222for me its pepper mortadella
>>21679394That article says that they've been habitually filthy, a culture of defiance of codes.
>>21679411Which is why I have continued to avoid them. Between HEB carrying other stuff and improving their own store brand selection I don't see myself going back for anything but the mortadella and even then that's if:A: They show that they've had their shit together for some time.B: I don't find something better in the meantime.
>>21679426>Which is why I have continued to avoid them.You can't avoid Boar's Head if your store sells any of their shit, because of cross-contamination from shared deli slicers.
>>21679435>cross-contamination from shared deli slicersGod damn it I hadn't even thought of that. Now I have to buy my own deli slicer you stupid asshole.
>>21679468Even that might not be enough. The store brand might be sourced from Bears Heads "factory seconds" for all you know... the scraps that fell on the Boars Head factory floor and were trodden into the bathroom on the worker's boots. Boars Head probably has the employees scrape off their boots at the end of the workday to make your Great Value baloney.
>>21679592>Great ValueAnon plz I haven't bought meat at Walmart since I was a college poorfag. I never personally had a problem with it but something about a tray of stew meat having an origin label with like half a dozen countries just seemed off.
>>21678222I grew up poor as shit, so macaroni/cheese loaf and olive loaf bologna meat mishmashes are my favorite deli meats. An Iberico ham sandwich with cheese sandwich is good, but nothing hits home like a slice of Kraft with mac and cheese loaf.
>>21678222In Italy, in order to be a “Coglione Di Mortadella” (person who slices Mortadella) you have to successfully complete a 32 week class, afterwards you receive a certificate and are allowed to wear the white Coglione uniform.
>>21678222>t. anthony bourdain
>>21679468if you tell them you have an allergy they have to clean the slicer before serving you. when i used to work in a grocery store deli we had a third slicer which we left clean just in case someone asked so depending on the location it might not be that inconvenient
>>21678222Looks like dog food
>>21679959>rolls off the table>nothing personal kid
>>21678607
>>21678260>wopslop
bump
Poor man's ham, but it's good. Just don't get the garlic one or else you'll be burping garlic for days.
>>21678222howcome puts pistachios in their meat?
>>21678276The Walmart deli counters in my town usually have it.
>>21680532The walmart deli counters by me have flies on them.
>>21681291Not here, our flies have standards.
>>21681300Ours also have colored teenagers.
>>21681315How do they feel about you eating cans of beans inside the store?
>>21681472Me? I don't eat beans inside the store. I'm white. I pay for my groceries, leave and cook them at home.
>>21681489Eating a cheeky can of beans inside the store is the white man's privilege, you just bring the empty can to checkout for the cashier to scan as she looks at you and thinks>damn, he cute
>>21678690I sure will!!!!
>>21679435>"I have a problem, and I'm getting help"my sides
If I'm forced to make melted cheese sandwiches with mortadella cause there's nothing else in the fridge just one more time I'm gonna fucking kill myself. That herbal aftertaste does not go well with melted cheese.
