God's drink
A Whole Foods delivery person left a bag with two bottles of Pinot Gregorio and some French Onion humms and garlic pita chips on my porch this afternoon. They didn't even ring my bell to check ID or anything. The hummus sucks but the rest was a gift from God. I didn't make the order btw, it was mistakenly dropped off on my porch instead of a similarly named street in my city. I called Whole Sneeds and they said keep it.
>>21679355what if the wine he made was neither red nor white?what if it was an entirely different kind of wine?
>>21679355Correct.
>>21679355>enjoy wine>too embarassed to write down what the wine is in front of other people>never enjoy the wine again, or know how to bring it up so that it's identifiablethis also applies to cheese
>>21679355for me it’s drinking a whole 1.5L of champagne and my parents screaming at me because I can’t stand up
>>21679445It was ale. Jesus was an anglo saxon after all.
>>21679450What?
>>21679456That's like six drinks, anon. I drink a bottle of Champagne and a six pack at family dinners and function just fine. You just have a weak constitution.
>>21679355Had some wine that sounded like vittu (Fitou).Laughing with my old man all dinner.
>>21679355I don't like the especially fruity ones like malbec and zinfandel. But otherwise, yes, red wine is good stuff.
>>21679450>embarassedafter the age of 14?
>>21679471it’s 10 drinks. that usually doesn’t fuck me up too badly but on an empty stomach it might
>>21679445>Jesus breaking bread over a nice dry glass of chilled rosékek
>>21679501you sound like you're unaware of your dork energy around others. when enjoying wine in a social setting, which is normal even if you haven't experienced it directly, it would be ghastly to pull out your phone and snap a pic of the label like some kind of nouveau riche midwit.
>>21679554It used to be very common practice for oenophiles to ask restaurants to steam the label off the wine bottle so they could take it home and put it in their wine label album. Taking pictures of labels is the modern version of that. Nothing wrong with it.
>>21679355Just eat grapes bro.
>>21679554>it would be ghastly to pull out your phone and snap a pic of the label like some kind of nouveau riche midwitThat is an insanely pathetic level of social anxiety. Grow a pair of balls you little twerp.
>>21679571I ate a pound of grapes yesterday. A 750ml red wine today. Why not both albeit?
>>21679554>um uh c->may i->can someone pass me the bottle so i could>oops>it's just that>i just really really liked>oh>oh the flash im sorry>one sec>ermjust reach for the bottle, take a picture, and place it back on the table. if you do something with 100% confidence, most of the time no one will care
>>21679568>It used to be very common practice for oenophiles to ask restaurants to steam the label off the wine bottle so they could take it home and put it in their wine label album.yea apparently you don't know that looks massively pretentious, i guess they'll tolerate you as long as you pick up the check
>>21679627thank you i am always glad to take advice from someone with a 4 digit checking account
>>21679629If you're at a restaurant that serves you wine worth asking for the label, I assure you no one cares or thinks it's pretentious to ask for label or to take a picture. If you're at Olive Garden or a local chucklefuck place like that, then I agree that taking a picture of your Yellowtail label is retarded.
>>21679623Fair.
>>21679445It was called the fruit of the vine and it came from vineyards so... It's either going to be red or white, yeah?
>>21679554>when enjoying wine in a social settingi don't drink in social settings.i'd rather stay on point.
>>21680687when he turned water into wine it could've been any color.
>>21680696It was bright green like mountain dew
>>21680696The weird thing about that was that he didn't actually turn the water into wine. The banquet master was brought pitchers of water but he didn't know it was water. Him believing that the pitchers were filled with wine is what turned the water into wine, so it's whatever he thought wine was supposed to look like. So, again, either red or white.
>>21680692no one invites a bunker tranny anywhere
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>>21679436tfw illegals leave fine wines at your doorstep and some libtard who voted for them to be trafficked had to pay for it
>>21680687Either way it was non-alcoholic because the water wasn't fermented
>>21679450>>21679554>>21679629>>21679632You're insecure as fuck lol
>>21679554>Can't commit a few words to memorySo you are both insecure and a brainlet, not surprising since both of these go hand in hand
>>21679554>it would be ghastly to pull out your phone and snap a pic of the label like some kind of nouveau riche midwit.No that's perfectly fine, i pick up the bottle and read all the fine print I dont take a pic since i can remember it but it wouldnt be rude t.frenchman
>>21679355"Drink this for this is my piss"-jesus
no better way to end the day than with a bottle of red
>>21679355Just drank some the other night from st. julians. really good stuff at %20 abv.
>>21679448what's wrong with drinking it for Passover, gematriabros?
>>21679355RED RED WINESTAY CLOSE TO ME
>>21680826>$250bit much innit
>>21679355I like wine. But I prefer mead
>>21679445why didnt Jesus just turn all the water in the jew's bodies into wine? Instant death.
>>21679355Cranberry juice?
>>21679450have you tried taking a motherfucking picture
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>>21683731Stop being poor
>>21679355>God's drink>A literal toxin known to cause cancer and deform the unbornWhat did God mean by this?
>>21685120God didn't give a fuck for He was not a soyboy
>>21683864Absolute Cobson take
>>21683137If you’re retarded enough to bring Manischewitz to an Orthodox’s home, you can expect to meet Samael that evening. Major taboo desut. Kikecel
>>21679632>4 digit checking accountLol what is even your intention here? Like, I can't work out why you'd think this would be especially bad on any level. Like, you'd want there to be just enough cash in that account to cover purchases that you can't or don't want to pay for using a credit card.
>>21679436>>21680874If you actually were with god you would have returned it.SCUM
>>21679355I drank wine once and it sucked.>be 16 years old>steal a bottle of port wine from parent's liquor cabinet>this is the shit Conan would drink!>go party with buddies>nobody wants any>drink the whole bottle myself>puke my guts out>be hungover for two days
>>21686211you're sensitive to sulfites
>>21686211>The label was: Beaujolais Nouveau
>>21686211Conan wouldn't drink Port.
>>21679355My cultures' "drink of the gods" has been lost to time and no one knows what it was.Was it alcohol? Some kind of canabis drink? Something almost toxic? Who knowshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soma_(drink)
liking wine while not being french is just larping, faggots
>>21686294italians BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>21679448>artificial flavor>artificially coloredAnother jewish abomination.
>>21686294>liking rum while not being a pirate is just larping, faggots>liking whiskey while not being Scottish is just larping, faggots
>>21686471i find it charming that jews jew jews with kosherslop
>>21679355Sangiovese
my palate isn't mature enough to drink winewater is the only liquid i drink almost every day
For me, it's Ridge. The best American producer.
>Château Mouton Rothschild gets classified as Premier Cru under the 1855 classification in... 1973
>>21679471He needs practice. I´ve been drinking between one and two bottles of wine a day daily for about 16 years now.
