What do breakfast places put in their food that makes it taste better than when you cook it at home???
Crack meth and sadness
practice
the desperation from wanting to leave the ghetto
chemicals
>>21681064what kind, i need some of that in my life
>>21681043lard
>>21681043if anything it's bacon fat when I use the griddle I slide that shit all over and cover my taters with it and anything else that will benefit my breakfast is better by far than those shitholes
>>21681107fpbp
Kismet. I was "gifted" a $25 IHOP on Father's Day by my seven-year-old (IE it was my or my wife's money lmao) and will be passing an IHOP onw home tomorrow. They've got a $9 burger platter special on Mondays and that location so my question is: is it any good? Two platters for takeout and an extra order of onion rings would probably feed the three of us for dinner and use up the gift card. Thoughts?
Their pancakes are trash thoughbeit.
>>21681043If Dennys or IHOP are making anything that tastes better than something you made at home then you should seriously consider a noose.
>>21681043https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olfactory_fatigue
the real question is>IHOPor>Denny's>>21681208>I was "gifted" a $25 IHOP on Father's Day by my seven-year-oldthrow it back in his faceunsubscribed
>>21681043Mine actually tastes better. Except for the belgian waffles. I can't make them that perfect crispy with my machine. Everything is about the tools.
>>21683743Little bro is an expert on tools. Guess it takes one to know one.
Denny’s has seriously underrated Buffalo tenders
>>21681043White gooey bibisee sauce
>>21681233which one?
>>21683644A little late for that now that it's nearly November, no?Also, your mother is a whore
>>21681043My grand slam was supposed to be with sausage.
Dennys fucking mogs Ihop so hard. In literally every way. You get better portion sizes, the food tastes better, the waitresses are still using meth for maximum attentiveness. Meanwhile ihop has tiny fucking pancakes and fent waitressess who can barely keep their eyes open.
>>21685306>A little late for that nowJust do it fgt>Also, your mother is a whoreYou shouldn't repeat the things that your seven-year-old has to hear everyday
>>21681043Bro pancakes are not hard to make and there's nothing special about any of those shitty breakfast places.The better question is what the fuck is McDonald's putting in their French fries? I've tried to make fries at home and nothing comes close.
>>21685820>there's nothing special about any of those shitty breakfast placesyou're really gonna diss my boi Perkins like that
Denny’s has good wings
>>21681233>thoughbeitKYS, fag.
>>21685373kekwGottem
