WHY YES I WOULD LIKE TO WAIT 4 HOURS FOR MY DISHES TO BE CLEANED! AND I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THE TERRIBLE NOISE THEY MAKE WHILE AT IT
It's kind of miraculous though. You put things in dirty and they come out clean without you having to debase yourself with handling filth. If only there was something like that for the soul.
Mine is surprisingly quiet but it takes an hour and a half.I would handwash but I'm tall and hunching over the sink hurts. My wife and kid do some dishes by hand but most of them go in the dishwasher
>>21681563Get a better dishwasher poorfag.>not being able to go 4 hours without needing a dishHow fucking fat are you?
>start dishwasher>go in another roomdon’t tell me you’re too poor to have more than one room
Right? What thr fuck is with dishwasher users. Just wash by hand, much quicker, can use any dish right after, and you know for sure they're clean/don't have to reclean anything.
>>21681563>Eat food throughout the day>Put dishes in washer at night>Clean dishes in the morningIt's not that hard, retard. Do you only have one plate or something?
>>21681591I used to haul a refrigerated trailer so to me the background noise of the dishwasher running actually helps me sleep too.
>>21681563Run it overnight, retard.
>>21681563Mine is an old piece of shit that came with the house and takes like 1h30
There are far too many poor people on this board jfc
>>21681563Does yours not have a short wash option? Our dishwasher is a pretty cheap model (like $400, came with the house) and it has a "1 hour wash" option that works for 99% of our loads.
>>21681595>I used to haul a refrigerated trailer so to me the background noise of the dishwasher running actually helps me sleep too.I'm sure it also helps all the people who lived within the vicinity of the grocery stores you were delivering to, while you sat idling for 4 hours in the back lot.
>4 hoursI put it on 35 mins, they come out perfectly clean
Mine isn’t that new and takes like an hour and a half or two hours depending on the settings
>>21681563Good dishwashers have a sanitize option that heats the water up to ~120-150F over a long wash cycle which would scald you if you tried to do it by hand.
I just run it at the end of the day then go to sleep. I wouldn't care if it took 8 hours
>>21681563shut the fuck up idiot you're so fucking stupid
>>21681669Try to channel your unnecessary rage in a way that’s entertaining at least, newfag.
>>21681571>muh wife and kidNobody asked, nobody gives a fuck, kill yourself
>>21681616>OurKys
>>21681796found the virgin gaylord chud, guys
I just run some hot water over the plate to get shake loose yesterday's grease and little chunks of food right before my new food is done cookingDishwashers seem like a massive waste of money and water for no real bemefit
>>21681571>My wife and kid
>>21681563shut the fuck up you dumb manchild
>>21681815The low quality adds to the humor
>>21681807This reminded me of the anon that would stack a fresh piece of newspaper on the plate for the next meal, do the jannies remove those type of threads now? I savored that flavor.
>>21681563Buy a new dishwasher if yours is too loud. My dishwasher is less noisy than my fridge is when running.
>>21681563
>>21681563I put the used plates, cups, cutlery etc in the sink, run hot water over them to soak off food remains, then put them in the dishwasher. When it's full I run it on a full cycle. I run it about once a week. My machine is quiet. I like how everything comes out squeaky clean.
>>21681567>If only there was something like that for the soul.
>>21681648Manlet hands typed this.
>>21681563>THE TERRIBLE NOISEare you stacking the dishes so they bump while it's running? that gets annoying but you're not supposed to do that, it should just sound like water sloshing which doesn't really bother most people
>>21682203Ah yes the famous tall man immunity to being burned
>>21681563>breaks down>now have to buy the land lord a new dishwasher
>>21682404>land lordlol
>>21682401heat rises so if you're taller it takes longer to get to you and you can avoid being burned
>>21681620Do you live in the grocery store dumpster?
>>21682516Yes, I used to, before I understood the wisdom of American suburbs and strict zoning laws.
>>21681802Either stop larping on the worst board on this shit site or maybe go spend time with your "family" you pathetic fucking waste
150 f is 65 c. Not that hot TO BE HONEST WITH YOU MY DEAR FRIENDS.
>use plate>wash plate WOW SO HARD I NEED A MACHINE THAT TOILS FOUR HOURS TO DO AN INFERIOR JOB AND REEKS LIKE AN INDIAN RESTAURANT
>>21681563Are there people who unironically don't have a dishwasher at home? How/why?Even if your kitchen is tiny you can probably fit a "slim" one in there.
>>21682608>How/whypoverty
>>21682608Unnecessary for a small household, plus we use mostly natural soap for washing up instead of blue chemical shit that would further contaminate our local water supply.
>>21682850>natural soapHoly non sequitur. They make dishwasher versions of that you twat.
>>21681563>4 hours>terrible noiseYou're overloading your washer, aren't you?
>>21681563I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH YOU AND PREFER TO WASH MY DISHES IMMEDIATELY AFTER USING THEM WITH A DISH WAND.WHY ARE WE YELLING?
>>21682172This is the reason why I think dishwashers are peak boomer. You have to prep the plates before you put them in the dishwasher, and you have to scrape the plate off before you rinse it in the sink , so why don't I just take an extra 2 seconds to wipe my plate off with soap and eliminate one more needless appliance in my house? I understand if you have a restaurant or something, but I eat like 3 times a day so what 2 minutes to wash all my cookware? Plus when they break it sucks and they become a roach/mosquito magnet and can cause a lot of water damage.
>>21682930>You have to prep the plates before you put them in the dishwasheryou don't, that anon is just retarded>and you have to scrape the plate off before you rinse it in the sinkyou have to do that even when washing by hand>extra 2 seconds to wipe my plateyour plate isn't clean>what 2 minutes to wash all my cookwarebit disingenuous to call it 'cookware' when you just order everything in / eat premade crap>Plus when they breakyou fix it.
>>21682930You don't have to "pre-wash" dishes, you just toss it all in thereThe dishwasher also sanitizes I actually hate that my in-laws don't use the dishwasher "to conserve water" like wtf you installed a God damn sprinkler system you're not conserving shit and you use the same gross can opener to open up cans of dog foodJust put everything in the dishwasher even if it didn't only use a gallon and a half of water per cycle it's cleaner than any hand-washed bullshit and not a single person I have ever met who hand-washes dishes actually sanitizes themTell me you sanitize your dishes and then I'll accept your hand-washing bullshit
>>21682930Really what it stems from is I grew up with boomer parents who had a bunch of nice shit that they became too poor to maintain, yet were too prideful to just throw away because a home that wasn't packed to the gill with knick-nacks was social suicide.So now in my place I constantly go through my shit and I ask myself what is the purpose of this item, instead of worrying about how much I paid for it 20 years ago.
>>21681799LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOThis guy is that insecure!!! XD What if he meant his parents? I'm assuming you live completely alone, yes?
>>21682950non sequitur boomer hating is a good look, A+. stay on topic dweeb.
>>21682944The soap from my dispenser sanitizes the plate. I don't know which Jew sold you the idea that it is a separate process, but he is good.
>>21682930Takes longer than 2 secondsTakes longer than 2 minutes
>>21682930>You have to prep the plates before you put them in the dishwasherFalse. Doing that actually makes then less likely to clean well in the dishwasher because of how the detergent works. It's not like liquid dish soap. It's enzymatic and needs something to latch onto and dissolve to clean the plates. It otherwise can leave a film, especially on plastic.>you have to scrape the plate offFalse. See above. >you have to… rinse it in the sinkFalse. See above.>why don't I just take an extra 2 seconds to wipe my plate off with soapCan't argue with that point, though. I can clean a load of dishes faster than the dishwasher can but my aching fucking back hunching over to do them, man. >when they break it sucks and they become a roach/mosquito magnetNot inaccurate, exactly, but just get it fixed before the roaches and mosquitoes catch wind. >can cause a lot of water damage.Maybe? I've not had that problem but I can see that happening, sure.>>21682564You are not very smart. >>21681802Whoever heard if a gay virgin, ya dingus? Gay dudes are the biggest sluts on earth.>21681796>21681815Nobody asked if anybody asked.>>21682962You've clearly never worked in a restaurant. Washing ≠ sanitising.
>>21682956Dishwasher are non-essential and we all know it. I would much rather have an extra deep freezer desu, but the Jew doesn't want goys to have a years supply of meat, he would rather them have an extra machine that needs detergent, electricity, replacement parts, and a plumber when you discover it it leaking after it is too late. I would maybe feel better about them if it wasn't normalized to hide them away in a manner that makes it impossible to tell whether it's leaking or not until it's catastrophic.
>>21682962It absolutely does not you need to wash, rinse, then sanitize, three sinksSanitize is a second cycle with at least bleach or better a quat sanitizer
>>21682930>>21682944Hand washed dishes always have an off smell that I can only describe as like the sea, the only things I hand wash are stainless pots and pans that only boiled something
>>21682964Get good>>21682974So you are saying if my plate is wet the dishwasher can't clean it correctly and leaves a film? So I have to dry my plate before hand if it IS wet? Sounds like PREP(GAY) to me.>>21682976This is Fake news, I don't live in the Congo so my water is sanitary enough after the rinse tyvm.
>>21681563Retard thread.
>>21682974>False. Doing that actually makes then less likely to clean well in the dishwasher because of how the detergent works. It's not like liquid dish soap. It's enzymatic and needs something to latch onto and dissolve to clean the plates. It otherwise can leave a film, especially on plasticYou are actually retarded. The first thing a dishwasher does is RINSE. Detergent is released after.
>>21682982I would propose that dishwasher plate have a certain smell. But I think it's moreso people with dirty dishwashers and dirty handwash setups can cause this. People don't understand how fast mold and other water-borne pathogens spread, especially with standing water. Many people don't understand drainage. Many humans still don't deserve plumbing.
>>21682985Get a stopwatch and film yourself doing both of those things in 2 seconds and 2 minutes
I just lick the plate clean after finishing meal and thats it. Simple, efficient and satysfying.
>>21682995>You are actually retarded. The first thing a dishwasher does is RINSEWhere do you think that rinsewater goes? Do you think it drains out immediately? Do you even know how a dishwasher works?
>>21683113I have dogs for that
>>21683116>don’t rinse first because muh enzymes>actually dishwashers do a rinse before detergent>WHERE DO YOU THINK THE RINSEWATER GOESSS???!?christ almighty, follow a conversation retard
>>21683123>christ almighty, follow a conversation retardExactly my point, you blithering inbred. Do. You know. How a dishwasher. Even. Works?You seem to think it runs water into it continuously.
>>21682930Yeah if you live alone it doesn't make sense to have one. With two or more people it's a great boon though!
>>21683121Enjoy your cooties.
>>21682608I had a dishwasher in my old place and never used it. I wash dishes by hand in continuously running hot water in about the same time it takes to load and unload a dishwasher.
>>21683130at no point did I imply this. do you have sever mental impairment?also it does dump the rinse water, because it's fuckin rinse water.
>>21683260>she doesn't know how dishwashers worklmao
>>21682930>You have to prep the platesRetard
>>21683267you don't even have a dishwasher, poor. educate yourself.typical cycle:>partial fill>rinse>dump>complete fill>detergent>wash cycle>dump>partial fill>rise>dump>dry>t. have a dishwasher>t. you can hear exactly what it does>t. you are a retard
>>21683351also>t. i fixed my sink>t. you can't even fix a sandwich
>>21683351>>21683357>she's getting hysterical and defensivedo you need a midol?
>>21683370sure, I can flip that.you're still wrong though, i'd rather larp as a women than be an actual retard.
>>21683378>t. retarded woman (who doesn't know how dishwashers work)
>>21681563>have a 4 hour cycle that is eco>have a 2 hour cycle with higher temps if neededI don't cook between meals, why would you need a plate that fast? Do you own just one plate one fork and one spoon lol?
>>21681563>put on wihle you sleep>????>wake up to clean dishes
>>21683398explain what was wrong, I need to know what level of retard I'm diagnosing here
>>21683414Not him, but probably the part where you think dishwasher detergent doesn't dissolve in the water used at the beginning. It's not like that powder stuff is time released or anything. Even tablets dissolve some during that first cycle. It mixes with the water as the water heats up, it sprays that shit everywhere a few minutes, drains some of the wastewater out but not completely, refills and repeats. It only drains entirely at the very end. At least in most modern models. If you're using an older one, I have no idea how yours works.
>>21683412Bruh, a friend of mine's wife did that and something happened and the dishwasher burst into flames. Thankfully, the smoke alarm went off and they were able to put it out before it got too bad but that shit scares me. We won't run it while my family and I sleep. I already had a carbon monoxide scare a few years ago. Don't need that shit to complement it.
>>21683465beware the fire nation
>>21681584Europoors have their kirchens, laundry rooms, and living rooms within 10ft walking distance of each other.
>>21683462>dishwasher detergent doesn't dissolve in the water used at the beginningthis won't happen if the seal in the detergent door isn't completely fucked. if yours is, replace it.
>>21681620>waaah i live next to a supermarket and they keep gettin they shelves refill an sheeeiiiit i finna catch no zs nigga
>>21681563What's wrong with your dishwasher that it both takes 4 hours and makes a lot of noise? Are you Jerma?
>>21682974Everyone you've ever met.
>>21681567Haha yes confess your sins to the 'community' by hiding them all in a little box to be heard by one person. Very kosherswitch
>>21683482wut
>>21683475ThisThat's what the presoak section is for. You put a little detergent in there if you want some in the initial rinse, the main volume isn't released until the main cycle, the glass cleaner section is used in the final rinseThey should really teach people how dishwashers work for it being such a common household appliance
>>21683516>They should really teach people how dishwashers work for it being such a common household applianceNormal people know how to use them. It's the retards who struggle.
>>21683483? the whole point is the confession of your sins is supposed to be private. to complete the absolution you still have to make good. which is often public acts against those you transgressed against. it's the whole praying on the street is fuckwads shit, get together with your homies thing that Jesus talked about.
>>21683538Show me the line where it says confession is made to a single person in a box.
Love me dishwasher Love me washing machine I'm getting a robot vacuum next
>>21683566>tfw house is five storeys>tfw vacuum robots dont climb stairs yet
>>21683596>counting the attic and basement as normal floors
>>21683622seven if you count them but nobody does
>>21683483Catholic confessions are legally protected and if they were leaked to the "community" as often as you assume then this tradition wouldn't have survived this long
>>21682930>boomerCORRECT. Dishwashers were invented when electrical appliance companies saw washing machines took off among the middle class in the 60s. It was part of "The Jetsons" future that was touted back then. Thing is, washing clothes was a real back breaking chore, so the washing machine is justified. Dishwashers oth are plain gimmicks piggybacking on washing machines.
I can guarantee that all the pro-handwashing people in this thread use a sponge they haven't replaced in half a year. "Clean" lmao.
>>21683847Kek it just poor people, it took my asian parents forever to see the light. Now they love using that thing.We got a high end dishwasher and that thing cleans better than anyone else.
>>21683847My in-laws sure haven'tI posted a little bit upYou have to scrub your hands after brushing up against that sponge, I don't know why they keep it and never run it through the dishwasher which would sterilize itJust put every God damn thing in the dishwasher, I don't care how much you used it, they're fucking awesome
>>21681796>>21681799>>21681815Seething incel
Am I retarded if I only run it on fast cycle? It takes 30 minutes but I pre-rinse all the dishes first
>>21683566as labor saving devices go, washing machine > robot vacuum >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dishwasher>>21683847wrong. sponges and scrubbers last a couple weeks at most
>>21683656>leakedThat's the point anon, your confession is supposed to be to the community not some private affair with a God In A Box
>>21683951please quote which statement you're refuting in >>21683847
>>21681563Sinks fucking suck and my asshole landlord wont let me use a countertop dishwasher 'incase it leaks'
>>21684030why does your landlord have any say at all? that's like telling someone they can't have a TV because it might explode.
my dishwasher is over 20 years old. noisy as heck. takes 40 minutes to run a load. i like it.
>>21681563Imagine having trouble using a dishwasher.Ours has a 30 minute setting. Rinse off the heaviest stuff and we have clean dishes half an hour later. And the only noise you hear from ours is the water washing around inside.>>21683889If it works, it works. I also rinse everything as soon as I'm finished using it, and I only do longer cycles if I need to wash one of my older pans that has a lot of the surface worn away on the bottom.
>>21681807Quick rinse after you eat and wa la. It's funny Big Dishwasher tries to play an efficiency angle with "it uses less water!"
>>21684002That's right, I forgot how often protestants are confessing their sins to the community (literally never)
>>21681648>sanitize optionDo you use your knifes and forks for surgery? Stop being an immunocompromised bitch.
>>21684630I forgot God needed a human in a box to hear you
Don't turn my thread into religious discussion, please.
>>21683847I keep sponges for years
>>21683847>noooo you have to replace the sponge after a month!>uses the same water pipes for 20 yearsI bet you feel stupid now.
You can disinfect the sponge by putting it in the microwave for about a minute with some soap
>>21681563>WHY YES I WOULD LIKE TO WAIT 4 HOURS FOR MY DISHES TO BE CLEANED!Yea, buy a new one. Trump changed the green nonsense Biden created.
Bunch of lonely poors that don't actually understand efficiency around here. Unless you're standing in front of the dishwasher while it runs like some kind of drooling retard, you're saving time.t. Bosch-owning-wife-haver
>>21684886>Bosch-owning-wife-haverRedundancy is not efficient
>>21684890Wife is multipurpose.
>>21684886Back 10-15 years ago, you could load a dishwasher after Thanksgiving or a simple sunday family dinner, and literally put away the bone dry dishes into the cabinets 1.5 hours later. Family could help grandma not do a damn thing by helping in the kitchen.
>>21682043>the anon that would stack a fresh piece of newspaper on the plate for the next mealWho?Closest I can find is mentions of him and 1 thread that might be him.
>>21684886>she didn't get Miele
>>21684898Is there something keeping you from helping her now?
There is absolutely no excuse not to have a dishwasher in current year.
>>21682608If you're a single you really don't need one.I used one flat plate, one deep plate, one fork, one spoon and one knife. I don't drink coffee, so no cups and teaspoons, and cooking for one is not fun so I usually made stews, which also only costs one pot, one knife and one spoon.Moving in with my woman though I found that I would hate having to do the dishes by hand.
>>21684986>so no cupsDo you drink water straight from the tap!l?
>>21684994Actually I have a 1qt carafe I drink from.And even if I didn't, I would use a glass, not a cup.
>>21684999A glass is just a cup like champagne is just sparkling wine
>>21681563tell your wife to work faster and shut up.
>>21684986I went 1 bowl 1 fork for a couple years. Meat I would just stab and bite. Soups I got used to eating the solids with a fork and just drinking the liquid
>>21684976this. also a rice cooker, air fryer, electric knife sharpener, and ofc multiple streaming services for your kitchen tv
I enjoy washing the dishes by hand, plus dishwashers always have a weird puke smell I don't see the need for one
>>21684976I don't need to be excused for it so that's fine
>>21684942how many times a week do you drive to your grandma's house to load her dishwasher?
>>21683483>>21684002Do you shower at the beach retard?
>>21685982Yes? Do you not?
>>21685985No I don't put my feet in my food
>>21686006You eat off the floor of the beach showers?
>>21681567I have never seen a dishwasher that didn't require hand scrubbing afterwards
As a dishwasher I love dishwashersThey're very convenient
>>21686209Maybe open your eyes. They're ubiquitous.
>>21685971Zero, because they're all dead and I'm not the one using that argument
>>21685798>rice cookerI'm part Asian.My wife is also part Asian, but different type. She grew up with rice cookers. My Gran is from the middle of nowhere and didn't even have electricity growing up so she didn't grow up with rice cookers and, as a result, neither did my dad so I don't use them.They're okay but my biggest gripes with the fucking things are• how much space the internal pot thingy takes up in the dishwasher• it can't scorch rice and• it's generally not well suited for different varieties of rice or grain cooked together because it can't be easily opened mid-cook and if you try to cook multigrain rice stuff in there at once, something will always be overcooked or undercookedAlso, electric sharpener are only good if you're sharpening some huge fuck off blades, like when I used to get my skates sharpened in the winter when I actually still skated/played hockey
>>21686761Utterly moronic
>>21686780Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do. So 'splain. Now. What's moronic about that post?
>>21686792Putting the pot in the dishwasher. Pointless and dumb. It barely gets dirty, you can clean it in a half second with a sponge wipe. Multigrain whining. If things have different cook times and are in the same pot, they are never going to all be equally well cooked no matter what device they're in. Disingenuous. Scorching rice. What. Nobody does this shit. And you could just put the rice in sans water if you wanted to.
>>21682608I am not mentally ill and a lazy bum so it would serve no purpose for me. After I am done eating I just rinse the plate and run a soapy sponge over it. Takes 10 seconds to clean the dish.Dishwashers are for losers who throw their dirty dishes in the sink.A dishwasher isn't just a waste of space and money, you also need to figure out the plumbing and potentially do renovations, all because you are too lazy of a mentally ill freak to just rinse the plate after eating.
>>21686809Betting your plates and silverware probably have that film on them you sometimes notice at more low end restaurants or trashy relatives houses
>>21686797Jesus, you've an extremely limited understanding of world cuisines. Horrifically so. If he's taking about being Asian, multigrain cooking, his grandmother not using a rice cooker because she's from the middle of nowhere without electricity and he wants to eat scorched rice, he's obviously Central Asian.Scorched rice= tadig, a common food throughout the Persian and Turkic world.Multigrain cooking = many varieties of plov, which would absolutely require the pot to be cleaned after because it uses meat, veg and fat in preparing the rice and grains.No electricity and "middle of nowhere" = pretty much the default of the steppes especially if his grandmother is a boomer.You fucking idiot.
>>21686867I dont give a shit about third world garbage Suck a turd out of my ass, loser
>>21686868Timantha's big mad that she doesn't know things lmaoTake a midol and your periodical pussy problems will feel better after.
>>21686797>Nobody scorches riceExcept literally every rice eating culture that doesn't exclusively steam their rice. Koreans, Japanese, Taiwanese, Chinese, Dirtyknese, Lookatthese and more all have scorched rice dishes.
>>21686881LolNoThird world trash isnt worth knowingSo its not something I would ever care or worry aboutIt is totally irrelevant That's why youre speaking english on an American website using American inventions and why nobody knows or cares about third world nonsense like burnt rice lmfao
>>21686897Please, tell me more about how not upset you and your vagina are. : )
>>21686209Protip: Load and run your dishwasher in a timely manner; don't let your shit dry and crust for a week you disgusting pig. Also load it correctly, you retard.Also: If you can't fill a dishwasher within two or three days, you don't need one.
>>21686809>you also need to figure out the plumbingNot difficult, there's a water source and a drain right there...
>>21686881>>21686899Simmer down thirdie. You can still make burnt rice in your grass hut or whatever. Nobody's trying to stop you.
>>21686897America: where ignorance is a virtue!
