What's the deal with stupid irregular chocolate bar shapes?
They're fun. Why do you think Alphaghetti MOGS Spaghetti-O's?
>>21682555some test group or data scientist probably figured out that it makes people 20% fatter and more impulsive or something
>>21682589Umm it doesn't. Unless you are speaking to demons... And want to learn more than just "oooooooooo"
>>21682626>OOOOOOO spoketh the Holy Ghost
>>21682555Makes it impossible to break off the chocolate cleanly into a smaller rectangle or even into equally sized pieces, thus making people more likely to just finish the whole thing.It's an annoying business practice that can be feasibly explained away as artistic quirkiness
>>21682555Knew it was Tony's before even looking. Annoying and really makes closing the foil evenly for later a bigger hassle
>>21682626I wonder if they sell more in ooooooooctober
>>21682555Looks like the bottom of a shoe. it must be a poop joke
you prefer homogenous products because you're a homo (fag [abomination])straight (normal [healthy]) people prefer heterogeneous products.
>>21682555because these companies exist to maximize shareholders profits>slave free!>weird shapes that increase consumption>ethical>etc etc etc. there are people with degrees studying how to most effectively sell chocolate because thats how the system works. its gay and tiresome, but you as an informed consumer can steer clear of these products.
>>21682781I dont eat chocolate bars to be ethical.I explicitly and exclusively eat chocolate bars to promote black slavery and suffering.
>>21682829even more reason to buy dark chocolate (contains more chocolate per ounce, which requires more work from black people) that isnt molded into a stupid shape
>>21682781Is slavery responsible for uniform shapes in other chocolate brands?
>>21682829What's the worst? I want a bar that has at least one guaranteed death (each chocolate)
>>21682829>>21682854Let's invent a candy bar with the highest possible suffering we can achieve.I'll call it Blood Diamond Chocolate
>>21682593It represents inequality
>>21682851yes almost exlusively thats why i buy directly from source (africa) where i can ensure there are slaves producing the chocolate
>>21682555It's annoying because it's actually pretty good chocolate.
>>21682889Slaves only come from Africa, there's never actually been slavery IN Africa. That's what my American education tells me.
>>21682883>"we want to remind chocofans that the profits in the chocolate industry are divided unevenly">still owns 2000 slaves>still has a ceo with 8 figure income>previous owner quit because he couldn't live with the business practicesWhy do they want to remind us? Now I just feel weird about buying their chocolate. I'd rather get something from Nestle where they won't moralfag down on me while commiting the same things they moralfag against.
>>21683002Thanks for the insight, though I only bought their chocolate a couple times to try before going back to the others anyways because of thread topic, glad to know their selling poing is also a blatant lie too so I won't have any reason to throw money away on their mediocre bullshit again
>>21682878You could put sugar crystals in the mix as the crunchy diamonds.
>>21682555Delicious chocolate, worst shapes possible to share with people. >It's making a point about the unfair pay!Don't care it's bad and makes a mess
>>21683157Which chocolate is best?
It isn't even that good, I can get swiss chocolate cheaper and it's much better - likely thanks to the infused slave suffering.
>>21683165good thought.
>>21683002lol is this true?
Dutch being illogical swamp people again. The chocolate isn't even good
>>21682555Gotta stand out somehow, man. If your OCD is triggering you that badly just buy a regular chocolate bar.>>21683623>The chocolate isn't even goodYeah, but they're fucked up on pot 24/7. How does the saying go, "Mary Jane makes her own seasoning?"
>>21683254Something I got from a shop in st Augustine for 3.50 a bite 20 years ago that I've yet to find anything as good as again
I don't know, I don't like chocolate.
>>21682555Babadook was such a dogshit horror movie. Horror is supposed to instill feelings of fear and discomfort but I just felt deflated and tired watching the bog standard single mom horror lead deal with an autistic retarded kid.
>>21684666Uhh it's actually a metaphor for grief, the horror plot was just a surface level vehicle
>>21682555Went is tony so expensive?
>>21682854>I want a bar that has at least one guaranteed deathdubai chocolate but with asbestos
>>21684711(mine excluded)
>>21684716uhh, normal chocolate but feed it to dogs?
>>21682555after reading this thread they greatly underestimate the market for slave chocolate
>>21684722It must be someone involved in the production process!
>>21684726use dogs to harvest the cocoa pods
>>21682632KEK
>>21682878Cashew PawsA dark chocolate in the shape of a monkeys paw with roasted cashews as fingernails.>supports cocoa slavery>causes more blacks to pick acidic cashews>racist tones because>>21682878 monkeys = blacks
>>21684666It wasn't scary either.>>21684676>surface level vehicleFuck that. Those are what caused her grief in the first place.
>>21682555idk, it's an interesting gimmick and the choclates good.
>>21682555> irregular chocolate bar shapes?Ummmm that's still a rectangle, how is that irregular?
>>21683680last time I had some edibles I ended up sitting in the dark at 2am smashing up doritos so I would have more of the dust to lick off my fingers
>>21685636>t. 2D poster
>>21684676The only grief I felt was for my own time slipping away every second of that first act watching her deal with that stupid dogshit. >>21685301Exactly. It was billed as a horror movie and it wasn't fucking scary. Same with that Midsommer movie that people pretended was scary when it was just 2 hours of europeans being weird and the director trying his best to make that more than it was. As a movie about two shitty people falling out of a flawed relationship while shitting up a commune it was entertaining, but as a horror/thriller movie it was fucking rap.Don't fucking tell me it's a horror movie if you're not actually trying to make it scary.
>>21686546females are so much more attractive when they're crying. smiling women are hiding something, or they're deeply mentally ill. why would you be happy? especially if you're with me? it just makes me worry about what she's got up her sleeve.
