>>21682680That looks like a dickhead
>>21682689anon, you should go to the doctor
I work in a butcher shop and have no fucking idea how I'm supposed to tray this shit. Am I supposed to leave the weird Frankenstein stiching ligaments or whatever in, or cut them off? Should I dress it nicely like a steak? Cut the fat off or leave it? No one else knows either, and the (presumably asian) people who buy it buy it no matter how I tray it.
>>21682700ive actually never seen organs (besides liver) on display and where im from you have to ask the butcher for things like heart beforehand
>>21682700Why don't you ask you boss, dumbass? Anyway, I think it'll look better if you trim the arteries, but if it's gonna take to much of your time, not bother.
>>21682700make a nice sour summer sausage out of it
>>21682705I am the boss, putting my psychology degree to good use. I don't even know why they hired me.
>>21682680eating cow heart won’t make the cows love you back, ranjesh
>>21682700you cut it in quarters and remove the valves and connective tissues. that's it.
>>21682700Where I live you can only find them whole and frozen
>>21682689turn on your monitor
>>21682680I wasn't a fan of Captain Beefheart, though. Any relation?
>>21682689So do you.
What the fuck do you even do with that thing?
>>21682680it's a really fast & bulbous dish
>>21682680Cheap and tastes ok but a pain in the ass to trim.>>21682700You have to cut out all the arteries. It's a giant timewaste. Just leave it out untrimmed honestly.
>>21683103I remember an episode of the tv show 1000 Ways to Die where a guy attaches electrical wires to a cow heart to use it as a sex toy. At first he tries with a car battery but he can't feel anything. So he connects it to a wall socket and he electrocutes himself
>>21683094nah but you probably wouldn't like Howlin Wolf then either
>>21682700>>21682731>>21683181I like this thread
>>21683162it's good with beanslaser beans
>>21682680>Beef heart is really goodJust looking at this thread I can guarantee that 0% of Americans have ever eaten it.
>>21682731they hired you because it's an ok job with shit pay and having a degree means you might not be retarded, which gives you a leg up on anyone else who might work at a butcher shop not owned by their family
>>21683103Fill it with gravy and reenact the autopsy scene from Jason Goes to Hell.
heart is good, albeit a bit lean
>>21683094Pleb. Here at /ck/ we love needlessly avant-garde music
>>21685500Indeedhttps://youtu.be/kJtrQEmzmx0?si=xHe0C_0NBpXVmfdK
>>21682680Yea, it's tender enough, now get creative!
>>21683103It's just though steak
