what age does the humiliation ritual feeling of shopping for groceries alone go away?
>>21683980>He doesn't knoweth about ordering online and getting underpaid servants to deliver it to thine door.
the real humiliation ritual is starting a relationship with someone out of fear of being alone.
>>21683980you don't need to store onions in the fridge
>>21683998that can make them burn your eyes less when cutting them though
>onions in the fridge
>>21683980>dry linguine >onions>soyfu >no lightAnon. You don’t have to live like that.
> no milk> weak bones
>>21683980Sometimes there are hot women at the store.
>>21683980>going outside is... scary!reddit opinion
this nigga is storing onions in da fridge
>>21683980When you stop being a weakling which is probably a chronic issue in your case
>>21683980like, 14.
>>21683998Uncooked noodle don't belong there either. Op is clearly retarded.
>>21683980You STILL haven't eaten that Andy Boy romaine, 'lad'?WTF are you waiting for? Make a caesar salad before it's too late.
>>21684174looks like canned sardines in there too.not surprising though that somebody who is afraid to go grocery shopping is brain damaged.
>>21684178maybe he likes his deenz chilled to perfection
Why should I bring my wife to grocery shopping? I do it way faster on my own
>>21684219For good luck?
>>21684240To get stopped to talk to another friend?
Why would it be humiliating? I like shopping alone because I know what I want, when I'm with someone else they always slow me down.
>>21683980If you don't like your own company, nobody else is going to .
>>21683980It’s not a humiliation ritual, you’re making that up to get replies to your thread. I go grocery shopping alone because it’s most efficient that way since I buy the same stuff every time and can be done within 10 minutes
>>21683980Whatever age you get a live in gfHonestly grocery shopping is one of our favorite things to do together as a family
Americans be keeping their dry pasta in the fridge
>>21683980when will you stop humiliating yourself with these blatant troll threads?
>>21684008last longer, and don't get rotten or start growing.
>>21683980I enjoy grocery shopping and do it every thursday morning early so I have the store almost completely to myself.
>>21683985>letting poor browns pick your fresh produce for youI would never ever, what an awful idea.
>>21684507dey be keepin dey aggs in deyr too
>>21683998no bugs in the fridge>>21684008no bugs>>21684023>no lightit's so my neighbors don't see my naked when my blinds are open>>21684027I take vitamins and am healthy as fuck>>21684039scary means humiliating to you?>>21684507Canadian>>21684175I eat it plain, salad dressing has too much oil and sugar
>>21684926That fridge wasn’t depressing alone but your prancing around nude with bugs everywhere pushes it well over the top.
>>21684961>he doesn't take food or drinks into the shower
>>21683980>implying someone using the term "humiliation ritual" is old enough to grocery shopping all by xitself
>>21683980>humiliation ritual feeling of shopping for groceries alonewut?
>>21684926>keeps onions and dry pasta in the fridge>eats plain lettuce>nudist>afraid to go to the grocery storeyou're a fucking freak dude
>>21684926>canadian>doesn't drink milk>tofu>dry pasta in fridgeYou're not a canadian
>>21685178he's a "new canadian"
>>21683985/threadWhat a gay little retard
>see some cringe couple>nothing but vegfag garbage in the trolley>mine is full of MEAT>walk by some family with kids screeching>go right in front of them and grab a bunch of candyit's especially funny if they're fighting over something, or told to pick one
>>21685174oh you have no fucking clue
>>21684082Never felt it myself.But then, I would also eat out alone, go watch a movie, crazy stuff.
>>21685005Need a garbage disposal
grocery shopping with a woman is hell. I don't even understand how they can eat less calories than us while spending 3x money. I guess its because advertising works on women.
>>21684219This, my wife has no sense of direction. If I bring her I spend 50% of the trip trying to keep her from going down the wrong aisles
>>21683980>onions in the fridge
>>21685250>oh I don't WANT big serving sizes>oh, I really like this organic product more>also while I'm here I'll just by some very expensive coffee>and don't forget brand oats that cost three times as much as regular oats despite most likely coming from the very same fieldAnd so on
>>21684219then don't have a wife you whiny bitch
>>21685263can someone please explain what's wrong with onions in the fridge?
Why do you feel humiliated, OP?
>>21683980Grocery shopping is the only time I don't have horrible intrusive thoughts and anxieties about the future.
>>21683980Do Canadians really store dry pasta in the fridge?
>>21685446it's like people can see through me and know I'm single and shopping alone and don't trust me and I seem like an outcast
>>21683980>what age does the humiliation ritual feeling of shopping for groceries alone go away?In my case it was at 19.
>>21685473No. OP is just a fucking weirdo.
>>21685546I assure you absolutely nobody gives a fuck about you, they don't even think about you. you are an NPC to them. maybe even less than that. it's all in your head. also, people in relationships don't even shop together that often. it's more efficient for just one person to go while the other does chores around the house or something.
>>21685430the humidity makes them go bad faster. it's not a huge deal, and they'll still last a couple of weeks in the fridge, it's just optimal to store them somewhere dry and cool like a cabinet. the exception is if you live somewhere really humid. the dry pasta in the fridge is way weirder though. onions in the fridge is just a rookie mistake, whatever. pasta in the fridge is fucking unhinged.
>>21683980You don’t really have much to eat there in that fridge methinks
>>21685546Most customers are preoccupied with their budgets and money in general while most people working there (associates, vendors, and management) just want to get through the day. Many of the latter walk around with either tunnel vision or with their minds focused on something other than you. As for cashiers, most of them don't even remember the last transaction they rang up and they won't even remember yours.
>>21685716I don't get it. I put it there because I have 0 cabinet space. It's convenient too cus everything is in one place, the fridge
>>21684542They're the same hands that stock the shelves, what's the difference?
>>21686071it's just weird. never heard of anyone putting dry pasta in the fridge, ever. it will keep virtually forever in a dry space. the fridge isn't dry, I feel like the humidity would make it weird and mushy over time. but who the fuck knows, because nobody does it. I mean hey, if it works for you, then fine, I guess. it's just out of the ordinary.
>>21685108OP feels humiliated by just being by himself in public, doing extremely basic tasks, and he does not realize how much of a self-own this is. And he shifts the blame to others, strangers, who are apparently "humiliating" him for getting food alone, while many of them are also getting food alone
>>21686106you feeling ok? how's your week going?
>>21685178Dry pasta in the fridge is either demented, or a power move on a level which we mortals cannot comprehend.
>>21686115yeah I'm fine. not sure about OP though.
somehow i am more baffled at the idea of having shame in buying your own food than the idea of having loose pasta in the fridge
>>21685108OP is a tranny and is humiliated when people see xe/xer.
>>21685261I have taken my wife a couple of times. she does not understand grocery store etiquette. I had to constantly remind her not to stand in the middle of the aisle while looking for things, to watch out for other people. but then she hadn't done grocery shopping in 20+ years. I do all that and all the cooking. she cleans up after me.
>>21685430nothing. my onions last at least 2 months in there. the only bad thing I have seen is if your fridge gets too cold and they freeze.
>>21685546who goes shopping with a hoard of people... I mean except mexicans.
>>21685716>the humidity makes them go bad faster.no it doesn't.>>21686106>the fridge isn't drythey most certainly am are.
>>21683980I got my shit in order and because of this I stopped feeling like a loser when shopping. The same changes that made me stop feeling like a loser for shopping alone also ended my need to shop alone because they also helped me land a serious relationship that turned into a happy marriage.
>>21683980>what age does the humiliation ritual feeling of shopping for groceries alone go away?IDK 18? that's when I started doing the shopping for my mom. got me out of the house and away from all the chaos of 4 sisters and 2 brothers.
>>21683980>what age does the humiliation ritual feeling of shopping for groceries alone go away?Huh? You're not on a cruise, nor on vacation alone. You are doing a mundane chore without distractions. Are you simply embarassed by what you purchase? No family sized roast, or too many frozen pizzas?When I am shopping for myself, I am thrilled not to have the distractions of idea on what I should make that week, or pricetags, really. I can buy a prime steak, just for myself, premium cheese and cold cuts in the miniscule 1/4lb sizes, and lots of delicious frozen bars and ice creams just for myself. I also love to see what new frozen items have hit the market, as often they are only serving size 1-2 at best. I like the bibigo frozen korean chicken, and it's back in season to make the evol goat cheese, sage, browned butter and butternut squash ravioli skillet meal again. When family is out of town, there's no children to whine they don't like curry or spicy food and I can make a nice pot of simmer sauced vindaloo.
you guys are ultra normies if noodles and onions sitting in fridge freak you out like a horse being swarmed by mice
>>21683980lmfao this nigga has tinned fish in his fucking fridge
>>21683980The age when you can do it alone according to your own list, then it becomes fun.
>>21683980>humiliation ritualI don't think I've ever seen someone use this term and not thought "this is a dumb opinion." There is nothing humiliating about putting together your own list and making all of the decisions about how to fulfill it at your own pace. If you want to be embarrassed about anything it should be that fridge, and that's something you did yourself and made a thread about. Unfuck your priorities, put down your phone and play some video games.
>>21685546Lol when I worked at Publix we used to fuck with the weird, nerd, incel types all the time>Always try to stand in the middle of the aisle while sticking and they'd go the opposite way>Pretend their card is declined and laugh about it>Always try to sneak one item away when scanning they'd never come back and ask about it Total pussies
>>21686801When I worked at kroger we used to just work to make the day go faster.
>>21686801total low IQ nigger wigger
>>21685174He is just an attention whore. These people will say anything just to get some (You)s.
>>21686801That's a good way to get shot, just saying.Making them turn around because they are too autistic to go into an isle and tell you to make room is one thing.Fucking with their shopping is a complete other
>>21686801You work in a grocery store, you total fucking loser
>>21686805Yeah that seems very made up. When I'm getting a couple hundred people through my register in a normal day and a good chunk of them need their hand held through something as simple as running their own debit card I can't imagine having time for shenanigans.
>>21686801>>21686805jesus christ imagine admitting you work at a grocery store. talk about humiliation!
>>21683980>what age does the humiliation ritual feeling of shopping for groceries alone go away?Lets analyze this type of troll post shall we?>humiliation ritualfirst and foremost this is a red flag that you are being trolled. the troll is attempting to get people to just accept that a common everyday thing that people do all the time is somehow "humiliating" to do if done by yourself. despite the fact that 90% of grocery shopping is done by people by themselves. The only people who shop with anyone else are:newlyweds who are joined at the hipgayspoor families with a pile of kids that can't be left home alone.In large cities where people don't understand the concept of having a pantry, or have a freezer, they shop every day on the way home for dinner.thus endeth the lesson
>>21686879I don't work there anymore. Did it for five years and I only became more miserable as the years went on. A lot of people did it and have been doing it for decades due to desperation for hours (unplanned pregnancies, etc) and are still miserable.If anyone here is looking to get into retail at some point, just keep in mind that getting into overnight/stocking/"working product" is still just as bad as dealing with the shit during the day.
>>21686889>Lets analyze this type of troll post shall we?Let's not
>>21683985>wrong caseI know that thou art the poor serf, anon.
Based on this fridge OP is either gay, or European blooded.
>>21683985Enjoy your short dated milk and overripe produce.It's okay for non perishable packaged grocery items, but these "pickers" will grab random perishables to speed up the process.
>>21687041we already did anon.
>>21683980>Scared of going to buy groceries >Pasta inside the fridge Are you a fag or retarded? Most likely both
>>21684542>He doesn't know that many fruits and vegetables came from Mexico, harvested and touched by brown handsKys fag
>>21684507American dun season dey food preservation
>>21685261That's probably something my wife would say about me. She just wants to get in, get food and get out but I like to look around, see if anything is on clearance, find ways to nab cheap or free shit (I'm a couponer; for example, I got paid $4 to take yoghurt. It was free because it was on sale $1 each and I had sixteen $1 off paper coupons then I rebated them through Ibotta for 25¢ each) and so on. Not to mention that if I run into people I know or someone with a neat look or shirt or whatever, I'll strike up a conversation. She calls me Mr Mayor because of my tendency to talk with strangers and greet people. She says I shouldn't know that the till girl at the supermarket doesn't like coffee or that the dairy department manager has a kid our kid's age or that the deli slicer lady is ironically vegan.
I just go in and check things off of my google keep list and gtfo without overspending. Part of my list does include comparing prices of certain products. And if there's self checkout I gtfo even faster.
>>21686604no, the fridge isn't dry. it's not "wet", but it is humid. and yes, the humidity does make things like onions go bad faster by speeding up the conversion of starches into sugars.
>>21686423the shame is definitely worse, but sadly it's also less surprising. it's pathetic, but mundanely pathetic. pasta in the fridge sits just far enough outside of the ordinary to get a bigger wtf reaction.
>>21687679OP has a block of tofu in there too. The soy and refrigerator onions diet is messing up his mind.
>>21683998OP here, there's rats and they eat everything that I leave outside. They ate the fridge door's rubber too before i started purting poison on it (its bitter now)
>>21684926>>21684926>Canadian>retardedPick a struggle man
>>21683980>humiliation ritual feeling of shopping for groceries aloneim a KHV NEET and i live with my mom and I have more confidence than you wtf.
>>21687798there's rats in your house? bro...
>>21687568no it does not
>OP is a leaf and a faggot
>>21687977yes, it does
>>21685546Do you shave your head? I noticed people aren’t as nice when I use the foil shaver and it’s bare skin, but if I leave just a hint of stubble people are very nice and act like I’m approachable
>>21686806>>21686818>>21686826>>21686879triggered>>21686801based prankster
>>21686801>>Always try to stand in the middle of the aisle while sticking and they'd go the opposite wayCan someone translate this into English?
>>21683998my place is small and i dont have anywhere else to put them
>>21685212What retard buys meat at the grocery store? Find yourself a proper butcher dipshit
>>2168398016?
>>21687529You sound very much like someone I know IRL, lovely bloke.
>>21688310>his grocery store doesn't have a built-in butcherGUFFAW
>>21684926so you are... American psycho... checks out.
>>21688211nope.
>>21688269he meant he blocks the aisle while STOCKING. phone poster can't proofread.
>>21686584>xe/xer.Ugh... go baaaaaaaaaack
>>21683980When you buy and feed your gf otherwise she spends shittons on food herself because financially retarded foid.
>>21686801lol this fake story made nerds mad
>>21687798>there's rats and they eat everything that I leave outsidehow are you going to get a gf when the rats will just eat her?
kill the rats.
