Stop calling them "pizzas" They are open-faced sandwiches.
>>21685727oh im about to season your open-face alright
>>21685727>open-faced sandwichesThere is no such thing.What people call an "open-faced sandwich" shares no commonality with the true sandwich, but is instead a descendant of the medieval custom of serving food on a trencher made of bread.
>>21685727I'm afraid that's a burger.
>>21685727I recently learned that they're actually called pides and were invented by Turks, I'll never eat an "authentic" pizza again