I cannot explain the witchcraft behind it but cutting your sandwich into fourths absolutely makes it taste better. More then halves or Christ our Savior forbid, uncut.
it's because they become four small sandwiches that way.now you have four, instead of two or one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLj0IZFLKvg
>>21686192Oh god....shes retarded
>>21686195nah, it's a common logical flaw kids demonstrate. the one at the end specifically is what i refer to. she doesn't understand that a cookie broken into two doesn't contain the same mass, weight, etc of two whole cookies. it's the count, not the amount they focus on. also those are three different kids
>>21686188What if I made 2 sandwiches and cut them in half diagonally? Same effect?
>>21686199*twosorry
>>21686195>>21686199 ThisAnother common issue very young kids fail to resolve is the Heinz dilemma in their early/primitive moral development. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz_dilemmahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Kohlberg%27s_stages_of_moral_developmentEssentially you ask a young child if it's okay to steal medicine to cure a very sick person/relative if the price being charged is much more than the sick person could ever afford (or the medicine costs to make). They will usually say no because stealing is wrong without critically assessing the consequences and circumstances that would drive someone to do so.>>21686188In the immortal words of Chef John, "People like pointy food."
>>21686236Stealing is wrong though and wanton stealing due to perceived absolute and justified theft would led to no medicines being invested and developed. A short term destruction action with long standing issues for a stable society.
>>21686236>tfw kids were always right and needed to learn to be wrong
>>21686248Kids are stupid as shit due to lack of maturity and experience but sometimes they are absolutely a blinding light of obvious clarity when they see the problem in the simplest terms. Sometimes my nephew figures we can retrieve a fishing magnet we lost not with another magnet. Just with a large right angle on a string. Which worked. Other times he has sworn hand to God he can hold his breath for his entire 6-8 minute shower and it makes him cleaner. Like how can you think of solutions I would not even consider and be this dumb at the same time?
>>21686188Diagonal cut. Its honestly the best if the sandwitch is too big. Big burgers get caught in half.
>>21686188Either one of the two on the right. This ain't up for debate.
I like to make quick half-sandwiches by folding one slice of bread in half with the sandwich stuff inside.
>>21686208Women love uncut and anyone who disagrees is coping
>>21686188>>21686208The Noble finger sandwich - The One Cut to Rule Them All.
>>21686536my dad's ex gf called uncut dicks "scary bears"
>>21686751Why were you talking about dicks with your dad's ex
>>21686715no crust makes me mad for some reason
>>21686188For me it's the humble circle
>>21686759idk all I remember is we were all in the car talking about dicks and she started hollerin about uncut scary bears.
>>21686188Bottom left is some psychopath shitAnyway for me it's uncut, but the only time I eat sandwichs are toasted cheese and tomato sauce ones, or sometimes take it a step further to a jaffle of the same, which of course inherently results in the bottom right cut
>>21686715Fingers are for slices of toast
>>21686248You wouldn't exist if your ancestors didn't conform to this system.>>21686236>Heinz dilemmaYou mean like does ketchup go on hotdogs?
>>21686188Bottom right, OBVIOUSLY.>Christ our Savior forbid, uncutJesus never taught to circumcise people, stressed that what was important for salvation was faith and acting with love and mercy, and criticized the pharisees for their strict adherence to the law instead of the understanding of its meaning.
>>21686877Marcion was right
>>21686188I cut my sandwiches in small, bite size pieces even smaller than the fourths.They taste infinitely better and also for some reason aren't as filling so I end up overeating.
Obviously uncut. Or quad cut, because it's the most spatially appealing option - like small, but whole, sandwiches.
