ITT: unfairly demonized foodstuffs
>>21686395Why does it say "real" you can't sell mayonaise with the label as mayonnaise when it's not actually mayonnaise right?
>>21686408because it's real mayonnaise. this aint rocket surgery
>>21686408I think it's some kind of flex on whatever fake ass bullshit vegan homos eat
>>21686395coleslaw
animal fats, msg, dietary cholesterol gutter oil spreads and processed sugar should be demonized even more
>>21686427Its more a flex on their main competitor: Miracle Whip.
It's so much more than hot.
>>21686408America is a country awash with processed fake garbage, so the idea or reminder of something being a genuine article or "real" makes it more appealing.
>>21686395Ketchup's bad name is completely undeserved. It's great with so many things.
>>21686395>unfairlyit's fucking poison.
>>21686667Yeah nah
>>21686408distinguishes it from *spits* light mayo
>>21686697How is light mayo not real mayo
>>21686700it's an imitation of the real thing not nearly as wonderfully eggy tasting and the texture is completely off
>>21686707You haven't answered the question. Diet coke is still real coke. Its cokes own recipe with the proper ingredients and its the same brand. Why would light mayo not be real mayo
>>21686714>Diet coke is still real cokeno it isn't>with the proper ingredients sugar replaced with sweeteners you couldn't be more wrong if you tried
>>21686724Weird how you ignored the qualifiers before what you quoted. I see you aren't interested in an actual discussion. Have a good day.
>>21686726a good day to you too retard, maybe someday you'll evolve beyond having the brain of a lesser ape
>>21686408You can though. I think vegans are still allowed to have their "It's JUST mayonnaise!" stocked in stores despite it not being mayonnaise at all.
So mayonaise is specifically: egg, oil (any technically) and water as it's an emulsion. That is very flexible but it can never be vegan because of the egg, right?
>>21686523Ketchup haters do so purely out of contrarianism. It's as close as any sauce could be to being an objectively great sauce. Salty, sweet, sour, savory. Beloved all over the world. Nobody can even call it bad, the worst people have to say about it is "I-I saw a child eat it once, so now I would feel childish for also eating it!" which says more about them than anything else.
>buying mayoJust fucking make it it's simple and you avoid the forever chemicals big pharma is pushing.
>>21686734I just hate tomatoes anon
>>21686395I make my own with extra mustard and eggs.Yours is basically 90% canola oil.
>>21686670Let me guess oils and sugar and some citric acid and like 4% of something else.
>>21686395>unfairlyhellmans is seed oil goyslop
>>21686726He literally just told you. Replaced ingredients.
>>21686734I don't know why, but ketchup gives me flavor fatigue quite unlike any other sauce or food product I've ever had. Mayo is addictive for obvious reasons, and I can eat a whole rack of ribs slathered in barbecue sauce, which really is just ketchup with molasses, mustard and seasoning. HP/A1 I enjoy in large amounts with grilled meat, hot sauce I'll eat until I have a stomach ache.The first few fries I dip in ketchup are heaven on earth, then it loses all appeal to me. I can't be the only one who feels this way.
>>21686395>unfairly demonizedBro it’s literally called Hell Man’s
>>21686395>t. soybean oilMetabolic poison. Gallstone fuel. Oxidizes readily requiring even more preservatives. It's trash as is anything using it. And it's too simple to make not to do it yourself.
>>21686498who even eats miracle whip
>>21686523McD’s needs to sell this shit by the bottle
>>21686395
>>21686408the FDA can't make up it's mind what terms they regulate.
>>21687630>I don't know why, but ketchup gives me flavor fatigue quite unlike any other sauce or food product I've ever had.i like using ketchup as an ingredient in sauces but using it straight i end up feeling the same way. too much vinegar maybe?
>>21686395Lard, amazing cooking fat with a bad rep.
>>21686670What a ridiculous price lmao
>>21686395hellmans is trash.dukes is the true patrician choice.
>>21688231>>21689299Checked!This is NOW the Magnificent SevenI have to wonder what french fries or fish 'n' chips fried in rendered in Whale blubber were like.>>21689308Specialty shop in NYC. I'm going to guess it's one of the lowest prices there.
>>21686670Isnt that just British Mirical Whip?
>>21689802More acidic and thinner
>>21687283bingo
>>21689777As someone from the UK to save bankrupting yourself over mostly shit, the stuff worth getting is:>HP brown sauce>Colman's Mustard>Yorkshire Tea>Branston Pickle (have with mature chedder)>Tizer
>>21686506That's what my sister told me last night
>>21689310>hellmans is trashI was raised on miracle whip, there was a time or two I had hellmanns and thought, why is it so bad and differentthen I tasted regular mayo and realized, mayo is god but hellmanns is trashdukes is decent enough though, too thin for me
>>21690241HP gets unfairly maligned as well. It's great with sausage rolls, bacon sarnies, beans on toast etc
>>21686726Man, are you ok? Do you want some mayo? (the real one)
>>21686395Hellman's isn't bad mayo, but I prefer Duke's.The real bottom tier shit isn't even mayonnaise.
>>21687081Filtered
>>21690241>Yorkshire Teahad the Gold one at a now-closed British teahouse in Connecticut. fucking delicious with milk
>>21690346I'm from Yorkshire and it is the only black tea we drink. I think we are so used to it, we think it's the baseline to for tea. I remember going to NYC and my dad having tea there and getting irate at how terrible it was lol.
>>21690362>I'm from Yorkshireoh then you're just who I want to ask about this. would it be worthwhile for me to get this online? none of the British stores around here have it and I've always been curious
>>21690365Hendos is good, it differs from Worcestershire sauce as it's more sweet and isn't fermented with anchovies as its counterpart is. Tbh I like both but by Hendos more because its cheaper than Worcestershire sauce. I wouldn't say you're missing out not having it.
>>21690365>oh then you're just who I want to ask about this. would it be worthwhile for me to get this online? none of the British stores around here have it and I've always been curiousnta but it's close to Worcestershire sauce but without the anchovies.So, vinegary and spiced, nice on meats but I'd recommend Worch over it since the fish adds a depth of flavour that Henderson lacks.It's like the difference between UK brown sauce and A1 steak sauce.
>>21686408It's a way to make the product more appealing due to shit that is a mayo substitute
>>21686670might as well be estrogen in a bottle frankly
Cheap salsas are often the best. Sometimes you want that basic tomatoey taste instead of a lot of cilantro or serrano or whatever weird shit.
