Tell me /ck/ what’s better than going to the casino, rolling the dice at the craps table and enjoying a delicious prime rib dinner with your winnings? Do you like the creamy or raw horseradish?Let’s talk Prime rib and your gambling addiction stories.
>>21690526Creamy horseradish
>>21690534BasedI also enjoy my prime rib at strip clubs
I don't like paying double for something I can make at home with what amounts to not that much effort. I only go to restaurants and order stuff I can't make at home.
>>21690547Must suck not having casino money.
>>21690550Yeah life really is miserable not being a degenerate retard.
>>21690526It doesn't get much better than that, OPCraps pays the best odds (certain bets) in the casino and is the rowdiest table.I'll take the creamy horseradish with my prime rib - and a beer.
>>21690568Craps absolutely do not have anywhere near the best odds. Baccarat and Pai Gow poker do. t. Former Casino Employee
>>21690550CRAPSFAG IS BASED ALL THESE POORS UP IN THIS THREAD HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO BE AT THE TABLE HITTING POINTS AND BANKING ODDS
>>21690572Wrong, it's blackjack. Even without card counting. Anyone can learn to play perfect blackjack in a few weeks and it's the best odds objectively.
>>21690572Place a line bet in craps then back it up with the largest odds bet the house will allow.Odds bets pay true odds, there's no house advantage.Tell me what bets in Baccarat or Pai Gow poker beat this.
Boomer kino. Make sure to order a grasshopper served by an older woman who smells of cigarettes wearing an age-inappropriate outfit revealing far more cleavage and leg than other women her age.
>>21690582This isn't correct. With card counting it's true.Even if you follow all the objective rules of how to best bet in blackjack it's not better than the odds you can get at the craps table.
>>21690547Based.
>>21690582>>21690588A boomer will inevitably sit at your blackjack table and proceed play like a leadblood and puff cigs.
>>21690586My ancestors smile at me and my food choices can yours say the same thing?
>>21690575Book a win bluff at El Cortez baby.
>>21690598You think he’s eaten the prime rib?
>>21690575This.Lay those line and point bets backed up with odds.Plus get to yell and cheer. Yo-leven, baby
If craps is good why is it called crapCheckmate gamblers
prime rib, the cut so shitty it's served with a side of flavor
>>21690622You have to keep in mind the audience here: people with dentures and no sense of taste or smell. So they need something soft and mushy that pose no challenge to their dentures, and some horse radish to make the nose tingle, since their taste receptors are long gone
>>21690620Because craps is the shit. As in good.Look at how much fun the crowds around the craps table have.Meanwhile at the chess table ... enjoy your staid checkmate.
Everyone in this thread is wrong Slot machines have by far the biggest possible payouts
>Tell me /ck/ what’s better than going to the casino, rolling the dice at the craps table and enjoying a delicious prime rib dinner with your winnings? a united Ireland in our lifetime
>>21690612I think he eats what's between Vegas Matt's buttcheeks
>>21690538I'd honestly like to know what strip clubs are you going to that you're getting good prime rib
>>21690663https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/28/dining/reviews/28rest.html
>>21690582What fucking retardation is this. Sadly blackjack is a team sport and retards can end up taking facecards that the dealer would bust on. Baccarat is 100% on the draw meaning other players cannot influence the hand at all. There is no such thing as a guaranteed loss in Baccarat.
>>21690538People actually eat food at strip clubs? I've never been to one so idk
>>21690550>Electronic>$1 bet>Not even playing the passline??Fuck off you fucking noob
>>21690526 I used to frequent a dive bar and next to it was a decent steak house that had a $15 prime rib special. My buddy and I would spend the day at the bar day drinking then come evening we would walk over to the steak house and get prime rib, salad, twice baked potatoes, and split a plate of fried asparagus. They even had live music on Friday and Saturdays. Place was real nice. But now both the bar and steak house are gone so the faggot democrats can build their high speed rail that no one is going to use because the only people who take the train in modern America are poor people who cant afford a car or cant afford a airline ticket.
>>21690526prime rib is god tier when made right. I like it best when smoked.
>>21690727No better food than Prime Rib
>>21690550You are an actual nigger lmao
