>hair in your foodHow do you respond without getting mad?
LOOKS LIKE MY EX AFTER I WAS DONE WITH HER!!
>>21691713Dine and dash. I always park off property.
>>21691713I'm MAD. Why the fuck would my response involve me not being upset?OP, are you here still? Why would you repeat that lame "without getting mad" shit when we'd have every expectation of being mad?Do you even think before you copy some shit you saw when making a new thread?Fucking idiot.
>>21691765Accidents happen. You're scary.
I floss my teeth with it
>>21691713>see one of my hairs in my food>pick it out and continue eating >see some else’s hair>get disgusted and throw the food out
>>21691713>respondif you're eating food that has the possibility of getting someone else's hair in it, and you're not already fucking that someone. you've made a mistake.
got grossed out when i saw hair in a mussel, but still ate themlater learned how they're farmed and it made sense
>>21691841Yeah, well that's not really hair, is it? It only resembles hair.
>>21691855it's just called "beard" and they're normally thoroughly shaven before they make it to your plate, it's harmless but disarming when you don't know and think it came from the cook
>eat 75% of the food but leave the hair part untouched>call waiter over and get the meal for free or get another plate and take it home>I didn't actually care about the hair at all but got free foodor I just pick the hair out and eat the food
>>21691841>>21691855>>21691861Well shit, I learned something new today.
>>21691774Obviously they happen, otherwise you wouldn't be here to post.
>>21691713I only cook for myself so I only have myself to blame
>>21691732wha what did you do to her?
>>21691713>Aahh, dungeon meshi!
>>21691713Our coworker will start dry heaving when there is hair in his food, even just talking about it. So we would find his own hair on his jacket or chair and put it in his food. When we convinced him it was his own hair and not someone else's so he started shaving his head.
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>>21692744Lmfao.
>>21692713sneezed in her mouth
When my hamster died I ate one of his hairs so he would always be with me
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>>21691713Don't worry about it, probably mine anyway.
>>21691713Take the hair to the bathroom and start jerking off while I savour the chefs hair in my mouth until I shoot thick white cum all over the floor. I would also tip extra for the pleasant surprise and the mess they will need to clean up later.
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>>21691713I don't. I'm in Israel so they'll just charge me more for it.
>>21691713>meaningless image>meaningless time wasting statement.
>>21692744lol
>>21693647+you for classic Eddsworld
I actually lost my appetite because of OP's image and had to put away the rest of my spaghetti to eat later. I fucking HATE hair in my food, can't even think about it without getting disgusted.Thanks a lot for ruining my dinner, asshole.
If you get upset at a hair in your food at a restaurant, you're just a reactionary and ignorant persona stray hair or two is nearly completely inert sanitation wisebetween the kitchen and your plate, thousands, upon millions of different kind of bacteria and microscopic debris such as sweat, spit, and whatever else is flying off the cooks' skin is making your plate its cozy new home. not to mention how much residual material is left on your cup and utensils. but you can't SEE any of that so who would complain about it? and you won't feel any repercussions of it because luckily for you, your immune system works just fine.one that feels offended by a little hair lives in blissful ignorance of just how filthy most kitchens really are
>>21695443I am tested for STDs, can I spit in your food.You won't even notice and it's very unlikely to get you sick.
>>21695443Yeah I've never understood what all the fuss is about. Just take it out. If your grandma or mom cooked a meal for you and you found one of her hairs in it, would you throw it all away?
>>21695549Should I eat my meemaw's hairs?
>>21691713I just pick it out and eat it.
>>21695554Not if it’s from the “carpet”
>>21691798hair carries DNA, you don't want someone's DNA in your mouth, right?
