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That's just Pibb Xtra.
I wish I still drank soda pop sometimes.Coca Cola is so good. Root beer? Any root beer, SQUIRT??? So good.
>trusting some guy without a doctorate to make soda for youHe should be Professor Pibb by now, or at least SOMETHING.
>>21692935Regular coke is such a magical drink. I wish soda wasnt so awful for you.
>>21692686>extra caffeinewish these companies would realize this limits how much of their product I can drink before my heart explodes
>>21692940There's no abbreviation period after "Dr" in Dr Pepper. It doesn't even stand for doctor.
>>21692940"Dr." Pepper is a registered sex offender, disgraced doctor, and well known quack who lost his title 3 years ago for molesting 7 little boys and prescribing birth control to unsuspecting pregnant mothers. Mr. Pibb is just an honest hardworking family man who loves to make soda and doesn't need no fancy titles.
>>21693300Is it perhaps a mistranslation from the original German, "Der Pfeffer"?
>>21693323Hey I already drink Dr. Pepper you don't need to keep selling it to me
Is Pibb finally going national? Tired of not being able to find iron the east coast
>>21693280well they say>30% more caffeineso it's likely in the range of 50-60mg per 12oz can
>>21693280You get better with practice>have drank a gallon of Monster in 10 minutes
>>21692686the only person i ever knew who drank mr pibb was this fat ogre of a girl in high schoolwho even asked for this?
>>21693454The people asked for this and executives with more knowledge than you approved it
>30% more caffeineInteresting. Maybe they're trying to get in on the popularity of energy drinks by offering a sort of hybrid. I don't know how much caffeine it originally had though so idk what +30% really means.
>>21693456fat, ogre-like people?
Pibbers, it's our time.
>>21693487Donald Trump prefers Diet Coke
>>21693463~40mg or so, I think xtra upped it to ~50mgthere are already attempts at a hybrid but I think most if not all have failedthe big problem is energy drinks have a much larger marginit's not like it costs monster 10x the amount for materials to make a drink compared to coke, yet people happily pay 2-3 dollars a can for an energy drink soda = 3-5 cents per ozenergy drinks = 10-15 cents per ozcoke attempted it and sold 'coke energy' and it was a big floppepsi max has also been changed back to a lower caffeine and dropped the max shit
>>21694423full throttle was pretty good
>>21694423Did they release a drink called Coke energy
Another drink to add to the high sugar high caffeine market. I sure am glad it's nearly impossible to find something with low sugar and without stimulants in today's society
>>21694461There's all those probiotic sodas that are coming around to cover that market, Poppi and shit. Pepsi even bought Poppi to get into the sodas named after drugs market
>>21694423I was always a big fan of the mountain dew energy drinks. I especially liked these with the weird slide tabs.
>>21694423I miss coffee coke.
>>21694500Normies, we lost a war. Now the world is dominated by Inceldom. Anime and Video Games reign supreme and Expensive Pokemon Cards sell like Picassos
>>21692940they tried to name it dr pibb originally but dr pepper sued
>>21692686>in select regionsflyover bros not like this...
>>21697680>in select regionsSpecifically regions where Coke had a contract to distribute Dr. Pepper for soda fountains. Dr. Pepper recently won a lawsuit to cancel the contract, so that means no more Dr. Pepper for the Coke exclusive drink machines, and suddenly Mr. Pibb returns.
Who is this Pibb? Never seen it in an American movie or otherwise.
>>21693280Well, on the bright side, when your retarded ass consumes too much of their product and dies, your family can get away with suing them for millions like that dumbass girl who overdosed on lemonade at Panera. The message clearly being that you should be responsible for nothing you put in your body.
