Fried egg or omelet sandwich?
Both are fine. Stop being a faggot.
>>21693145This, fried egg strictly at home for me though. It's very messy.
>cast-iron pan nice and hot>butter in>eggs in, scramble immediately then smooth out>cheese on>bread on top>flip, add bread with mustard and mayoThe no-dishes ommy sam
In SE Asia an omelette sandwich is called a Roti JohnAnd it's a big sloppy mess (picrel)
>>21693221>it's a big sloppy messso is your body
omelete sandwhich, no bread
>>21693235fag
Don't like eggs on sando, don't like omelets
>>21693352Now you know how your parents feel about you.
>>21693142Fried, over easy. Need that runny yolk.I used to fuck this nepo baby on the Upper East Side and I'd go out in the morning and bring back bacon egg and cheese sandwiches and coffee. She scraped me off once she started fucking an Internet microcelebrity though.
>>21693852nice blogpost dipshit
>>21693142One of the few times in one of these retarded threads where I actually would say one is a straight upgrade to the otheromelet > fried egg
>>21693142fried egg
I make scrambled eggs country-style, just crack the eggs directly into the hot pan and attack the shit out of them with the spatula until they become a fluffy incongruous mess which you then douse in black pepper and tabasco sauceThen you awkwardly balance the panful on a slice of toast so like half of it falls off when you reach up to take a biteThis is my go-to drunken meal, quick, straightforward and hits the spot every time
