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>>21693317Know what's better than a club? A cheeseburger club.
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What's the best side with a club sandwich? Me, I go for potato salad.
>>21693317>Go, go, go, go, go, go>Go shorty, it's your birthday>We gon' party like it's your birthday>And we gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday>And you know we don't give a fuck, it's not your birthday>>You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'>Look, mami, I got the X if you're into takin' drugs>I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love>So come give me a hug if you're into gettin' rubbedIts shocking that a song with lyrics like this became such a hit. Imagine going back to the 50s and telling people this would be a top selling records. Theyd die from disbelief!
>>21693347It's gotta be fries fren, I'm sorry. It just works too well with a pile of fries.
>>21693338WHO ORDERED THE POOPOO PLATTER
are monte cristo sandwiches on the club menu
>>21693338b&
>>21693355for me it's soup
>>21693317Question: Is avocado permitted in a club sandwich or no?
>>21693495avocado is a trash vegetable and should not be used for anything but gwok-o-moley
I was about to make a kurabu sandwich thread, I can't stop making this it's the 3rd time this past 10 days and I'm gonna make it today too
>>21693733Incredibly based
>>21693317for me it's the reuben
Is this a club?
Today we will remind them.
>>21693317>pickle sitting on top>pickle juice soaking into sandwich Into the trash it goes. I hate when restaurants do this and ruin the food I ordered. Theres a handful of local joints I have to them not to lay a juicy pickle across my fries and sandwich.
>>21693491I agree. For me, its broccoli and cheese or chicken noodle soup with my club sandwich
>>21693338>diarrhea on your fries Please tell me this is in India
>>21694192HUR HUR HUR CHILI LOOKS LIKE POOPY
>>21693338Lovely butter chicken you have there my benchod
>>21693766>>21693795>How much meat do you want?>Yes
>>21694178what if I lick the pickle juice off and put it on your food?
>>21693317Its a big club, and you ain't in it
>>21693338SAAR.Good morning!
Let me ask you a question, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
>>21694372Unpopular take, but I don't like toothpicks at all. They shouldn't be necessary if the sandwich is a reasonable height. And frilly toothpicks can fuck right off, just more microplastics going into the ecosystem after I throw them away (2 minutes after the sandwich shop put them in, as if the sandwich's structural integrity couldn't survive me walking 10 feet from the counter to a table).
whats with americans and adding random pickles into anything?
>>21694382i just get meat skewers or chopsitcks and saw them in half and then sharpen with a pencil sharpener and it becomes a toothpick
>>21694372I think they're great. Especially on stacked high sandwiches with a lot of things in them it's classic but it's classic for a reason, all that chicken and bacon and onion you might get something stuck in between your teeth that's just mildly uncomfortable. You know and you don't want to carry around dental floss or anything let alone do some major hygiene stuff at lunch with friends or family. but just taking the toothpick and subtly getting that bit of pork fat out between your molar isn't too socially frowned upon, but going into a restaurant bathroom to brush your teeth after a meal is ridiculous. Let people take quick pisses, let the staff do cocaine don't waste everyone's time flossing out the goop.
>>21693317thumbnail kind of looks like a crab
I’ll kill you and you’re club.
>>21693338i guess the fries are topped with a deconstructed club sandwich
>>21693795>Is this a club?Looks very exclusive>>21694527Weapon of choice?
>>21695619>Weapon of choice?a club
>never been a sandwich guy>randomly try this place specialized in them>3 level sandwich with bacon, turkey, cheddar, scrambled eggs, tomato, salad>relatively cheap, tons of stuff in it>by some fucking black magic it all manages to stay in instead of sliding out as soon as you pick it upwish i had a photo
>>21694372Mitch, I'm for em!
>>21696460i ve only managed to do that once i think the slices of bread have to be slightly thicker for that
>>21696505yeah, it's pretty damn chunky
>>21694326Man the French dip looks like someone took a fat shit in a bun
I ate both at 2 am
>>21697664Certified Club Member™
>>21697664I don't believe fries belong on that plateClub sandwich can only be paired with salt flavour potato chips
>>21697813i dont like chips they get stuck in my teeth
>>21693347This is the best choice. Mac salad is #2 and fries #3. Distant #4 is chips.