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>>21693503
You know Heinz makes more than baked beans, right? I would say in Canada they are more well knows for making condiments like ketchup.

>>21693509
>garlic aoli
doesn't aoli mean garlic?

>>21693513
>>garlic aoli
what are you reading?

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>>21693503
I thought I was having a stroke before I clicked on the thread.

>>21693513
that's not what that says

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>Heinz flavored ketchup
americans are eating fucking baked beans flavored ketchup

>>21693513
not the best graphic design but they did "English | French" to seem fancy to Americans who are easily fooled by such trifles

>>21693618
it doesn't say flavored on it
>>21693620
those are canadian mayos. they add french to the bottles because that's canadian law

>>21693509
SAUCE STYLE MAYONNAISE STYLE SAUCE
damn they could put anything in there

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>>21693503
>canadians are eating fucking baked beans flavored mayo

Dodgers in 7 after Trey Yesavage put that entire Toronto team ON HIS FUCKING BACK is a tough pill to swallow

>>21693603
There is a secret war going on up north. A war between the two major factions of Heinz flavoured mayo Camadians, versus French's mustard covered Canadians. East versus West. Caught between the two titans is the ever more desperate Plain Federation, who do not believe in covering or infusing themselves with tableside condiments. They fave a truly dire struggle, trying to survive a war they never asked for.

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tfw eating bean flavoured mayo

>>21693620
....or, it's because the product is sold in northeastern USA / canada. Lots of things come in English and French up here.

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>>21693503

Heinz's product line is called mayo because none of the varieties meet the legal minimum ingredients to be called mayonnaise in full.

>>21694419
Why would something be in french in America? we didn't beat them in back to back world wars to speak french

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>>21694947
Why do you convince yourself of bullshit and try to pass it off as fact?

>>21693503
It's heinz brand's "flavoured mayo", not heinz-flavoured mayo.

>>21693509
>brown hand
The absolute state of Canada lmao