Ever just go crazy with the hot sauce?
>>21693821That would make me give anal birth to a nuclear reactor core
>>21693821No white person could handle this
hot sauce you say?
appears to be cafe mexicali from the yellow bag. queso sauce + hot sauce is based af
>>21693821>THAT much halal guys red sauce no way i would be able to eat this on a weekday, imagine being out and about during the day and this absolute flamethrower of a meal strikes at the WORST moment. as soon as i’d toss this plate, i would be cowering in fear, in my own home, all saturday and sunday
>>21694383Eat more fiber....no, seriously, getting the shits from certain foods means you're not eating enough fiber.
>>21693821No. Hot sauce has its place — but when the ingredients are already singing, there's no need to crank up the volume.
>>21693821Sauce is meant to enhance the meal, not BE the meal.
>>21694288>white people can't handle spices>all the hotsauce memes are fat white guys I know in order to not commit suicide daily that brown people have to make a bunch of shit up about white people... but you're all starting to get out of hand.
>>21693821Yes
I hate putting sauce of charred meat.
>>21696103What?
>>21693821Have I? Yeah, I've got some garlic reaper sauce with this cute little cartoon reaper bringing an adorable dead garlic to see Charon. The shit's immediately thermonuclear and has two more levels after the first three seconds of regret.I fucking dosed a falafel with that shit once, not thinking. I ate it, but my fucking god. I managed to not shit a flaming spleen - in fact, very minimal ring of fire - so I was happy about that part.The local kebaberie had me confused for someone else once. I ordered it hot, and I guess ma wanted me dead... Her daughter walked out and didn't even fuck around with the Farsi - "Mom! What the fuck are you doing?" "He wants it hot!" "This isn't him." "It's not?" "Holy fuck... Sir, I am so sorry. We'll remake this. My mother is [criminal offensive side eye] trying to kill you for some reason." "I'm actually kind of curious now. Can I have that one? I do like your hot sauce - I've been wondering what an overdose tastes like." "I really, really don't recommend it, but sure. I'll get you a kefir or something."They're both just staring at me in horror as I take a bite, and my brain starts moving in slow motion while my adrenal glands and mouth kick into overdrive "Oh my god! You really hate this guy! How much for a bottle of that sauce?" "See mom? This one's not even human. Do you think I go around summoning demons so I can get my heart broken?... Sorry, that was rude." [quick chewing, tears streaming] "No offense taken. I don't know if I recommend this as a murder weapon, but it's not the worst choice I've seen... I'm serious about that hot sauce though." "Is a little sauce cup ok?" "For sure! Can I just add one to my order from time to time?"I don't know if it's some inside joke that I'm supposed to be kind of in on, but ma and pop put up a little chain of nazar and hands of fatima along the register counter, and they touch one of the hands when they see me, like they expect the eye beads to explode or something.
>>21694429Sometimes it's just your system trying to push out something it thinks or knows is harmful - like something that's irritating your bowels. If you get the shits from certain sauces and peppers, that's your body trying to protect you from getting IBS.
>>21693821looks good, 'cept for the sorry ass lettuce. Can't they use cabbage or some shit? Nobody enjoys plain lettuce
>>21696203You mix it... all the wet stuff's on the meat, because the only thing worse than plain lettuce is soggy lettuce.
