Saw this stand at the farmers market yesterday. What are your feelings on goat stuff? I’ve never had it.
Goat cheese is tasty stuff. I haven't eaten goat flesh though.
>>21693939If you're American, the only goat cheese commonly sold here is that soft, sour shit so if that's your starting point, then boy howdy have you got some good times ahead! Which sorts have you had? Spain is the absolute reigning champion of goat cheeses and most of my favourites are from there and they're, thankfully, becoming more common in the US. Murcian cheese, often called "drunken goat" in the US because the wheels are soaked in red wine, is especially nice. Goes weirdly well as a tea snack as does Majorero, another favourite. This one pairs well with sweeter, fruitier teas while queso de Murcia is a better all-rounder. Majorero tastes smokey (from the smoked paprika on it) and almost like a goat-y Manchego.Sorry for going on this long but I lose my absolute shit for good Spanish goat cheese. I would bludgeon a baby with a second, cuter baby if it meant having a lifetime supply of all the Spanish Chess could want>>21693929My wife's Indocaribbean. Goat meat all day, bruh. We bought a bunch of fresh goat milk on managers special a short while ago and she made goat milk paneer with it which tastes sweeter than cow's but I find little difference between fresh goat's milk and fresh cow's. I had goat yogurt about twenty years ago and remember it tasting so much like cow's yogurt that I thought I may have been had by someone larping as Amish to sell overpriced dairy.
>>21693961>but I find little difference between fresh goat's milk and fresh cow'sSame. I said this here a while ago and people acted like I was crazy.Apparently they used to taste different but I think I read that was more of a manufacturing issue causing most goat milk to not stay as fresh as cow milk rather than there being an inherent difference in it.
>>21693961What's goat meat like, anyway? Lamb is as far as I've strayed from the beef-pork-chicken trio.
>>21693976Depends on age and sex. Kids of either sex taste like halfway between lamb and mutton. Females probably taste more lamb-y and males more mutton-y. Does and wethers (castrated bucks) taste like mutton but a little more mutton-y. Bucks are way too fucking strong tasting and I don't like it. I had it only twice, once at a Jamaican cookout I was invited to in the form of "mannish water" which is a soup made of buck goats. The other time was as a merguez gifted me by a Tunisian butcher. He wanted to know what I thought of using buck meat instead of much more expensive lamb. I didn't like it.Kid goats were sold in my area at the time for $79 for a whole animal, slaughtered and cleaned but otherwise left intact so I understand why he would want to switch to buck.If you live in the US like OP does, the vast majority of goat sold here is kid goat and kids are much smaller than lambs so expect to get very bony meat with a stronger lamb-y flavour.
>>21693961Was this you?
>>21694034Indeed. One of my favourite phrases. Still haven't found a non-dribbling teapot, btw
>>21693929>goat yogurtye gods
I like how attainable that woman looks. I wouldn't say she's ugly, and that's good enough for me. I would be nice to her for long enough to have sex, and then gradually start ignoring her texts for longer and longer
>>21693929The meat and cheese is gamey as fuck if that's not something you can handle
Is meyenberg actually any good? I feel like it leap frogs over other requirements for milk just by being the only goat milk you can buy in most stores
>>21693929Cheese is awesome.Meat needs a lot of spices and intense cooking over lone periods to tenderize. Really good if you can cook it well. Otherwise it's going to be horrible. But you can experiment.
>>21694097it's better than the cheapest cow milk but about the same as a decent quality one
>>21694065She has 25 orbiters and 2 Chads at least. You'd be in a long line.
>>21694103>chadsdoubt. tyrones, maybe. admittedly I can't compete with them on looks, but she might let me hit in the hopes of babytrapping me on account of my income
>>21694065Bro thinks it's still 2005
>>21693929why's kanye chillin' near the goat tent?
>>21694106Anon, dating apps and social media have completely warped their perception and inflated their egos. Women are holding out for chads even if chads aren't interested. Anything less is beneath them.
>>21694136Explain the chart to me.
>>21693929gotling meat is supreme, similar to lambhere in spain we're big on goat cheese, it has a super strong flavor
>>21694157given a population of opposite sex pics to rate by looks from most to least attractive, men will put women on a standard bell curve where the most and least attractive are somewhat uncommon and moderately attractive is most common, whereas women will rate men as mostly unattractive, and will not rank any men as very attractive
I petted a goat and my hand stunk after washing them raw for like half an hour
always wanted to try birria with authentic goat meat.
>>21693929god i want to fuck that bitch so bad
>>21694166Neat. And this upsets you because you disagree and think many men are attractive and fuckable, right?
>>21694346not quite, I think the male form is fundamentally unattractive, but I wish it wasn't the case, because I'm a man, and I don't think anyone feels good about being valued for their financials, would you?
>>21694346I'm married and have put my penis in over a couple of dozen of women. So I'm not some bitter incel. But I see it a lot and I've seen it when I've worked in bars as well, hamplanets and bullfrogs act above their station because men are desperate to get their dick wet - it's not a true gauge of attractiveness as such, although that's a philosophical question, I suppose.
>>21694354Fair enough. I was taking the piss, anyway, and understood the point you were making. >>21694362No, I get it. I have, on one occasion actually said to a girl "you are entirely too unattractive to be this much of a bitch. Just cut the crap. You're not special" I guess that makes me a misogynist.I wasn't even trying to fuck her or hit on her or anything. She was dating a friend if mine and treating him like shit so I had to say something. She looks like an anorexic molerat. I still see her from time to time of I go into Philadelphia. She's now homeless after being diagnosed with schizophrenia. There was apparently some drama with her trying to burn her old place down so that the fire could tell her where to go or something. So now, she's ugly, homeless and crazy and probably still thinks she's a 10/10. She's barely a 4/10.
>>21694065She's a fat piggy. Oink, oink.
>>21693929Goat cheese and goat milk are GOATed. As for goat meat, I mean yeah I've eaten it, it was fine, but frankly most of my goat experience is with small family farms where the goats are halfway between livestock and pets, and I prefer to think of the derpy lil guys in that context. (Not that cows aren't cute too, but you get a loooot more meat per animal death.)
>>21694014>Kids of either sex taste like halfway between lamb and mutton.
Why are there more signs on this stand than actual goat product?
>>21694412I live in the USA, any woman who weighs less than 175 pounds is basically a unicorn
>>21694440Dunno, but I really appreciate the complementary kettlebells, there's nothing like getting a sick pump before chugging some high-protein goat milk.
>>21694464>t. boring gaylordTry and fashion a personality, you walking piece of cardboard
>>21694466Scientists estimate that in about 5 billion years our sun will die, with life on earth having become impossible long before. And yet, in that entire timespan, you will never be a woman, for even a single picosecond.
>>21694440Goat is a hard sell anon, you need exposure.
>>216942565-10 years ago before the trend, any place that sold birria usually used goat meat. Its really hard to tell the difference between beef and goat when its drowning in chili and spices.
>>21693929I like goat cheese, I havent tried yogurt but Ive had goat meat.. its mostly like lamb but a bit more gamey.. still good though when cooked right
>>21694673Fair enough.
>>21694662>I'm going to display my lack of personality further.Fucking grim, you wooden cunt
>>21693929Goat milk is nice. I'd drink it off that girls body
>>21693929Did it have totes goats?
>>21694700Why not straight from the hairy goat teat?
>>21693929I'm iffy about it. I only eat beef pork chicken.
>>21693929You just know that bitch is an absolute beast in bed.
>>21695826Same. Those are the safe meats.
>>21693961Why can't we just start herding goats then?
>>21693929There's a reason goat isn't a mainstream meat: it's not that good. Beef curry > goat curry, always.
>>21694771What?
>>21694097Trader Joe's sells goat milk where I am. It's cheaper than Meyenberg.
>>21693929Love goat milk, once I discovered it I stopped drinking cow milk. Way better for my digestion and much creamer.>>21693961I'm American and have a whole variety of goat cheese available to me in multiple chain stores within walking distance from me. I have some goat gouda in the fridge right now, but could go get some goat cheddar or many other varieties. You're retarded
>>21696497I can tell you're American. You lack basic reading comprehension skills.
>>21693929Those are bold claims even for marketing
>>21694051The children yearn for goatgurt.
>>21693929goat milk is good for making soap and, according to whomever, the aztecs had actually used it for hygeine.
>>21693929I love goat cheeseA pajeet restaurant I used to go to would serve delicious goat stew
>>21693929only place ive had it are indian restaurants because they are the only place i can get it. I always get the goat curry. similar to lamb/beef
>>21693961>then boy howdy have you got some good times ahead!lmao fuck off faggot, this is just another "Do Americans even have bakeries?!" Euro circle jerk
>>21698205u big mad lol
>>21698205Dry your tears princess. Everything will be OK.
>>21696563Retard, you said "If you're American, the only goat cheese commonly sold here is that soft, sour shit " which is objectively false. Stop being retarded for one second and you might actually find happiness.
>21698488lolon top of shit reading comprehension, dis nigga got shit logical reasoning. she even quoted back the motherfucker that proves it and she wanna call other ppl retarded lmao
