>Google best NYC pizza>Every place has orange cheese In the pizza business the number one thing known is that expensive mozz bakes white with brown spots, and cheapo mozz turns neon orange NYC pizza isn't made by people who know pizza, it's a bloated 50s Italian boomer meme and it's time to end it
>>21694979That's the cheese breaking because the pizza was baked in an oven that was not hot enough and had to be left to cook longer. Broken cheese has very little to do with base quality of the cheese itself, more to do with oven temperature.
Love me orange pizza. h8 white and red pizza. Simple as
>>21694979Why do you spend so much time fuming about my city? Do you not have enough in your own life and town?
NYC is the annoying avoided kid who thinks he's the popular kid because he insists all the people don't like him actually do. That guy who shows up to the party despite being purposely not invited>AYYY WE INVENTED FLOPPY CHEAP STREET PIZZA AND EGG SANDWICHES LOVE ME RIGHT? SEINFELD! GOODFELLAS REFERENCE!!!ยก And everyone just rolls their eyes while eating an egg sandwich from their own city
>>21694979Three types of massively praised food are all dogshit. New York, Japanese, and Indian
>>21694996some of us just enjoy calling out faggots and their faggotry
Everything from NYC is over rated garbage. Went one time and the three things I noticed immediately were>dirty as fuck>brownoids walking around like factory farm chick's going to the grinder>food that was no different than what we have in metro detroit but for 5-7x the priceAnd that was in a very nice part of Manhattan, around Columbia University. The people look soulless and braindead and their food is nothing special
I hate NYCfags as much as anyone and cannot stand a lot of the culture and attitude there but New York style is the best American pizza variant there is, followed closely by Detroit and then power gap before hitting anything else again. You don't have to suck NYC dick to like the pizza style. It's a texture thing. I will FOLD YOUR FUCKING DICK IN HALF if you disagree.
>>21695312Why though it seems like Sbarros. Cheap cheese, too thin for more than a light smear of sauce so I bet the sauce isn't very good or prideful
>>21695296>a very nice part of Manhattan, around Columbia UniversityShows you have never been there. Columbia University is up in Harlem. New Haven style pizza and Yale are better.
>>21695296fucking lol at anon complaining about people in harlem looking like shit. even funnier that harlem was very fancy to him compared to detroit HAHAHA
>>21695344>>21695341>blah blah blahWe went all over the city retards, it's not like we stayed in one area. And if her rent was that high for being in a shitty area then your city is truly fucked. Every place we went to was full of dumbfounded browns and dirty as fuck, so I apologize I couldn't tell them apart. No wonder she wanted to leave
>>21695327Being so thin, every ingredient really does have to be very good or otherwise it obviously sucks. That's a big problem with that style of pizza: it's dogshit if not made with love and care but nearly impossible to make at home for several reasons. You have to find a place that actually cares, so obviously not stuff like sbarro. I usually just stick with Detroit style unless I'm around home and know what's up with the restaurants around me.
>>21695352your post was about one area and you embarrassed yourself. you sound low iq, if you want to move to new york and live in a nice place you gotta make the big money, anon, i dont think you can cut it. enjoy your shithole.
>>21695361I apologize anon but I mispoke, I asked her and she lived in upper west, but went to Columbia, although that's probably shitty too eho knows. I will enjoy my shithole though tyvm, it's a LOT nicer than jew york, and has better pizza
>>21694979>imagine needing more than this
>>21695270What do you consider good then?
>>21695381Hotdish
>>21695364where do you live?
>>21695391Wyoming
>>21695287>obsessing over faggotsa bit gay, innit?
>>21695367good lookin' 'za
>>21695391In one of the wealthiest suburbs of metro detroit, although subrub is used loosely. We have some land, not too far from some fancy restaurants, and its all white and east Asian. I don't want to say specifically because we don't want you here, but it's literally the type of place people flee from the coasts to get to. Historically Detroit was called Paris of the Midwest, and that money didn't disappear, we just moved it out of the city and sequestered the niggers there, away from us.Pizza
>>21695397jesus christ. the biggest city has 65k people? no wonder you got wigged out. look anon, if you are clever enough to make a fuckton of money a place like new york has a lot to offer, not just great pizza and the pizza being good is not a meme, its fucking good. there's a reason david bowie fucking died here, his apartment was fucking cool btw. it's hard especially for americans who have never lived in another country to understand, which is most of them, but there is a big difference between being a fucking tourist and living somewhere. the kneejerk reaction for traveling anywhere is to get overwhelmed and bitch about wherever you were later. you don't really understand how basic you are and thats fine man, you probably live within 20 miles of the hospital you were born in. you liking wyoming is like a frog saying he only loves lily pads. you just assumed that was for you because that's all you know. but here's the thing. by the time im 50 i'll get tired of it probably and then me and all the fucking money i made while i lived here is moving somewhere near you and buying a massive fucking property and having all the things you wish you had, because i sweated it out in a place where you can make shit happen. so just keep in mind, when you're slowing down and don't have shit for yourself, you're gonna see me in your neighborhood in the kind of diesel truck you wish you could afford, and i'm gonna tailgate you so hard you pull over and cry.
>>21695410hi fellow metro detroiter. our superiority has once again led to some controversy
>>21695361All "NYC style food" is shit hole food, nobody cares about pizza from a fancy town, it's the stands around the city with black people selling cds that is NYC pizza
>>21695418Quite the cope anon, now show us Paul Allen's cope. Just because you move to a place with money bags in tow, doesn't mean that you will belong, just stick to where you belong with your pretentious gastronomy, instead of making problems for people who will solve them permanently.
>>21695270erm actually indian food is cowshit and humanshit
>>21695270huh? never heard anyone particularly praise new york cuisine
>>21695418David Bowie is a queer. Ted Nugent is straight and lives in Michigan. I always emulate the straight
>>21695312Yep. Trouble is it's hard to make right so not many places will try or succeed at it. But the best 'za I ever had was in a corny little pizza joint in the middle of a new jersey suburb, cheap but made with obvious care and talent
>>21694979>>21694992okay retards
>>21695686they are both fagsNugent pussied out of the draft like a bitch
>>21695397your state has one of the lowest populations for a reason
>>21696506assuming they have farm land, not having any hipster or minority magnets is a good thing
>>21694979NY pizza isn't made with mozzarella, Phani
>>21695367i miss the 5 dollar hot and ready and living within driving distance to onetruly a kingmaker of the poor man
>>21695367I do require more than PizzaPizza pizza. It's awful and my body tries to reject it.
>>21696589kekYes it is. Cow's milk, well salted, and as dry as they can get it before it grows friends.
>>21695490One of my more wigged out kitchen friends tried to hire me for a high concept restaurant.Ok... you want me to make art with food. What emotion would you like me to distill onto the plate? All I have right now are sorrow, frustration and rage. I'll let you know the next time I taste joy that isn't curdled by regret, and we'll see where you're at.... yeah, he was broke and in rehab.
>>21695367Now that looks like a perfect afternoon in the weekend with a friend.
>>21695490>doesn't mean that you will belongoh man. belong? you're a nobody. i won't just "belong" i'll be an institution that your white trash ass will gawk at. sorry i dont want to sit around your buddy's garage with you smoking pot, i certainly won't belong there lmfao but nobody gives a fuck what you get up to. you suck and you know it.
earlier today i wanted a coke and a slicebut i was at work
>>21697589PIZZA: A dystopian love story
>>21696589Ya it is
>>21695410>The wealthiest suburbs of metro DetroitSo Ann Arbor or there about. Been out there, it's a nice town but nothing special.
>>21695410>Detroit was called Paris of the Midwestwas that before or after they bulldozed half the town to build freeways?in any case kansas city also lays claim to that title
>>21694979Based. We all know which city has the best 'za
a whole lot of people who peeked in their shitty town's highschool up in this thread
>>21699154Certainly not that one.
>>21699159High school is two words you illiterate piece of shit.
>>21699159AKA all the NYC posters, because people outside of NYC in NYS eat Papa John's. The whole state of MI grew up eating JetsIt's interesting that Sbarros is the only NYC style serving chain and it's limited to malls,which died
>>21699166that's what you're taking issue with?>peaked>>21699164Pizza cake is the most American pizza. Everyone else with their two dimensional cheese flops should tuck their soggy tail between their legs and go home.
>>21699201A Jet's Pizza costs like 30 dollars. The point of NY style is that it costs a buck
>>21695649You're literally in a thread about NY 'za
>>21699148Went to a wedding in St Louis and they wouldn't shut up about how the World Fair was there in 1904 and how it was a good place to live 100 years ago
