You're an independent farmer who lives alone. You wake up, ready for a hard day's work. What do you make for breakfast?
>>21695866maybe a hershey’s kiss or something. I’m not much of a morning or breakfast person
I knew this guy who claimed one time when he was driving a taxi he saw a cat fucking a cat that had been run over by a car.
>>21695870But you're a farmer. You'll need energy to get you through your workday. I don't think you can afford to skip breakfast.
>>21695866lots of bacon and eggs and probably a coffee
>>21695878OK, then maybe two hershey's kisses.
>>21695866Juice AND coffee? Gonna be peeing in the fields later.
>>21695866this is where fast food would really come in handy. but if you’re on a farm that’s far away.
>>21695866probably boiled eggs and toast which are quick to make
>>21695913Eggs take several minutes to boil
>>21695866Tea filtered through cunny pantsu
They thought he was a goner but the cat came back the very next day they just couldn't keep him away
>>21695950from the night before
>>21695881farmers need carbs for energy for physical labor for working in the field for muscle energy
>>21695866>You're an independent farmer who lives alone.I'd kill myself at the first opportunity. What a miserable existence.
Jimmy Dean pure pork sausage.
Biscuits and sausage gravy. Home fries. Eggs. Maybe some toast and a piece of fruit.
Ground beef and eggs.
>>21696088enjoy sleeping and getting no work done
>>21696118You don’t have to stuff yourself just stop before you feel full.
>>21695866No one on /ck/ has a manual labor job.
>>21695866Boiled eggs, kippers and porridge
>>21695866Beer with a couple raw eggs
>>21695866biscuits and gravy
>>21696174Biscuits and gravy are gonna make you sleepy period.
>>21695866That's my life. I have two cups of coffee and overnight oats.
Well according to the commies on /ck/, as a farmer I'm a multi billionaire since buying and maintaining farming machinery and paying taxes and buying seed and fertilizer and shit is all free, just given to me by the government, and I just reap the profits. So, I'd probably have one of those steaks from that restaurant in Atlanta that covered the steaks in gold flake, to start with. Swish it down with some 500 year old wine.
>>21695866Porridge. Or bread with jam/butter/honey, with a glass of milk.
>>21695866coffee
>>21696274I’ll be fine. I’ve done plenty of outdoor manual labor hunngover, drunk, and everywhere in between. Being sober and a little sleepy wouldn’t phase me. Too many people can’t stand being mildly uncomfortable.
>>21695866>independent farmerdo those even exist anymore
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>>21695895That’s just fertilizer, I’d add a tall glass of water to that, I like to be fully hydrated
Biscuits and gravy with three eggs along with bacon. I 'd choose biscuts with because coal miners and lumberjacks survived off of it in the 19th century
>>21696467>I'd probably have one of those steaks from that restaurant in Atlanta that covered the steaks in gold flakeYou call yourself a farmer?
>>21695878Farmers throughout most of history never ate breakfast thoughHave you actually ate a massive southern style breakfast and then went out and tried to work a laborious job? Good luck
>>21697572Citation needed. And not all breakfasts have to be that heavy.
>>21697346All of those 19th century lumberjacks are literally dead now, why follow their diet ?
>>21696599But why would you voluntarily make the experience worse for yourself?
>>21695878Definitely not if you're a dairy farmer. You're already getting up at 4am, possibly before that, you sure as hell aren't going to get up earlier to cook. This anon is right >>21697572.
This thread is so revealing. You all hate on city slickers but you actually have no idea how country folks live.
>>21695866BaconPotatoes of some sort, either boiled or cooked in the bacon fatA small salad of whatever veg is in seasonCoffee
Fried eggs & sourdough?
>>21696791i had a similar setup to this growing weed fucking SUCKS! i hate working with stoners.
>>21695870>>21695878Bread and low alcohol then, at like 8 am if we're following ancient style diets.
>>21697781You could look it up if you're actually curious.If you eat a heavy or light breakfast, either way, how long do you think it'll take for that food to start affecting you in any way? No breakfast, big ass supper. That's how laborers ate.
>>21695866Crave Scrambled Egg kits. These absolutely slap and are super convenient.
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>>21697821so I can reward myself with a biscuits and gravy with eggs and toast and a piece of fruit.
>>21698825why are the black ones eyes circled instead of a solid color
>>21698792SPICY pajeeta farts.....
>>21695866Eggs, coffee and bacon but usually I don’t eat breakfastt. Small independent farmer.
>>21695950.....? So? Re-read the question.
Warm up some leftovers, fry something, either eggs, bacon, meat, or maybe some dough.
>>21695866I cook nothing. That's my wife's job.
>>21695866Fleshlight full of macaroons
>>21700207OP said you live alone. No wife exists or will ever exist.
>>21697572Retard
