>sit down to eat at public restaurant>someone sits near you>his food arrives>SMACK SCHLORP OMHNMNOMNOM SMACK SMACK SCHLLLUUUURP *inane babble with other person with mouth full*Evening instantly ruined. When will it be socially/legally acceptible to knock these fuckers clean out?
Tune them out or eat in the bathroom.
sometimes if i have a fart loaded up and we're eating out and about to leave i'll save it to crop dust the table with the saddest looking mf there. the person who would be blamed for the fart smell
>>21697202I did this once at a fancy place and ripped way louder than I thought. I was told the table froze fork in hand and looked horrified. Naturally my mom was pissed but i didn’t get grounded. The moral of this story is let them rip because it’s hilarious. Feel better OP?
>>21697152>Say your name is Karen without saying your name is Karen
>>21697202Lmao
>>21697207>we tip with a rip!
>>21697152Asians don't have the same table etiquette. Slurping and mouth noises are not considered rude.
>>21697152>HELP HELP I'M EATING IN PUBLIC AND OTHER PEOPLE ARE EXISTING AROUND MEStop leaving your house and everyone wins.
Hey! Cool it with the anti-sinitic remarks
>*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
>>21697226more to the point, slurping up ramen is the correct method. aerating the broth with a good slurp maximizes flavor.
>>21697224They don’t make em like that anymore
>>21697152An old friend of mine was in his 40's and still ate with his mouth open making nasty sounds like a pig. He was not some dysfunctional autismo, he was was fairly successful at life and had girlfriends, but watching him eat was a horror show. I don't understand how someone gets that old and doesn't understand basic manners
>*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*
i like how it makes all the hairs on my neck stand up idk why
>>21697152It's called misphonia. It ruined my life.
>>21697441>misphoniaI have that for angry urban voices
>>21697152>sit down to eat at public restaurantthis is something we all know you've never done.
>>21697226>>21697354then it just further proves their societies incorrect.welcome to the fold.>>21697389because you never kicked his ass for doing it, faggot.>>21697197face the wall.>>21697202nobody wretches at their own farts so your plan is instantly foiled.
crunch crunch crunch
>>21697152You'd hate Japan
>>21697354:O
>>21697957No shit, retard.
>>21697874That's different they blast the sound so loudly nobody should be able to hear that However bag crinklers get the belt
I have had it with that shit, I figure if people can't chew with their mouths closed or talk at not a yelling level, I have no obligation to not yell at them to shut the fuck up and learn to chew, then admonish them for having shitty parents that never taught them a god damn thing.If we can't live in a society, I'm slinging hard R's like candy.
>>21697152Had awful gas 2 weeks ago. Farted my ass off in an elevator. Poor couple went in right as i was dipping out .
>>21698229one time in vegas (at the flamingo) i audibly farted in an elevator full of black women right as i was getting off on my floor and one of them was like "the fuck!?" i thought it was gonna be quiet. i mean i could've waited until i stepped off but i've always been a smoke em if you got em person, you know?
