>You can add only two items to dry noodles What are they?
>>21697861water and salt
>>21697861>you don't need to tell me what happened, but you have to slurp all the noodz
>>21697861a box and a price tag.
The Hope Diamond and a Rembrandt. I'll sell that shit and buy my own, actually good noodles. Fuck you.Unless you mean pasta. Then butter and parmigiano.
>>21697861>tattoo on the bicepRuined
>>21697909actually it's on the tricep mister goofy cartoon poster
>>21697861Ramen noodles? Chili oil and scallions
Ragú bolognese, and grated parmigiano regano
>>21697861Peanut butter and soy sauce
>>21697861Would you "fuck" her?
>>216978611. Women with big boobas2. Gold bars by the kilo
>>21697861she needs some cheese on those noodles
>>21697861>TattooWhore.
>>21697863Nasty bitch. 7/10, would plow with no kissing.
>>21697861her pussy juice and feet sweat
could've been a neat food & cooking thread if OP hadn't been a retard about choosing the picture
>>21697861Meatballs and marinara
>>21698116I wonder how big the market is for parmigiano reggiano DOCG wheels with cute girl snail trails on the rind
>>21697909>>21697924It's on the epidermis
>>21697861Why are her feet so large in relation to her hands? What is this condition called?
>>21698563PhotoshopThe girl posed, they stretched out her legs to make her hotter (forgetting to remove the tattoo so it was all for naught), and then added the ramen in shoop
>>21698565I see it now. Thank you.
>>21698563just an odd angle? your foot is supposed to be like 50% bigger than your hand
>>21697861spice packetolive oilhow i make em anyway. korean style dry dorito noodle ftw epic style
>>21697909Like she'd care if you don't want her lmao. You'll never have a woman of any kind.
>>21697861>know they arent gonna eat all thatImages like this make me seethe, imagine wasting all those noodles
>>21698575https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-9aAatgcbc
>>21698575Shut the fuck up whore *slaps you* *starts Face fucking you and punching the back of your head*
>>21698591punching somoene's head when they have your cock in their mouth seems like a good way to get bit
>>21698593Some people might be into that
>>21698597not sure if anyone really wants the kind of jaw clenching bite that can happen when you get punched and maybe rip the skin
>>21698604Humans are weirder than you think. Does the name Armin Meiwes mean anything to you?
>>21698593Fear of having my penis chomped is the primary reason I haven't pursued sex in over ten years
>>21697861sex
>>21698579>gets mad over fried "noodle" product.Lmao, ngmi. Instant Ramen is devoid of any nutrients, and is essentially flavoured cardboard string.You should be happy they trashed it.
Cocaine and duct tape
>>21697861oniongarlic
>>21697861does pesto count as one item
>>21697861Cheese and bacon
cheating mide is two of these
>>21698722THESE
>>21697861ketchup and hotdogs
>>21697861Parmesan and butter.
>>21698535I'd buy some.
>>21697861Cheese and broc.I'm based.
If its italian pasta, butter and garlicif its a variety of asian noodle, chili oil and msg
>>21697861That woman and my penis
>>21699658Imagine a factory where there's just a line of cheese wheels and the girl does the splits and ties one ankle by a rope and she's slowly dragged across all the wheels to leave a glistening trail.
Chilli and garlic duh
>>21698116This reminds me what is the dish called that had noodles stirred in a hollowed out parmesan wheel.
>>21697861As others have said. She's already posted in the OP. Maybe some parmesan too.
>>21700483For the leg/knee area, is it only friction holding the rope in place? I would think lifting the 3 layers or her extending her legs out would be easy to remove them.
>>21697863Need sauce. Who's is she too
>>21700521Anon I don't honk she's actually incapacitated.
>>21700618>>21700483Fun fact: these pictures are now illegal to have on your computer in the UK because they encourage violence against women. Bongistanis I hope you own thermite because the armed police are going to interview you under caution very soon and it won't be to check if you have a loicense for that
>>21697861Long Pig and cheese sauce.
>>21697861
>>21697863fpbp no other serious answer. possible loophole: salted butter as one ingredient
>>21698591based nutjob
>>21697861A machine that lets me add however many ingredients I want
>>21697861her piss and sweat
>>21698593>>21698624Few years ago I remember there was a news story where some guy was driving his car and his girlfriend was giving him a hummer and another car sideswiped them and he got castrated instantly.
>>21697861oilparmesanminced meattomato(-sauce if that counts as one item)
>>21698575hope she sees this sis
>>21698624based, i just don't let them give me head. theyre all terrible at it anyway
>>21697861butter and white truffles
>>21697909And yet you'll still always be a kissless virgin. Seriously what is with losers on here feeling the need to announce their unusual distaste for tats? Is that the new contrarian fad around here? Just irrationally hating random characteristics that they associate with their irl bullies? I bet you also seethe when someone mentions weed in a thread and you sperg out when you smell it in public. Hope some groid rolls you for being such a retarded prude. Fuck off.
>>21697861pesto and parmesan
>>21697861my dickmy semen
