Fueling up for a morning of creativity!
>>21698020How much?
>>21698022$20 for the food and drink. Now here’s a properly poached egg.
>>21698028I won't shit on your meal, it looks fine enough. But the avocado is gilding the lily a bit if the egg truly is properly poached, should be plenty creamy itself. I'd prefer ham in its place.
>>21698035This. Not sure why one would want soft with soft, time for texture, browned flavors, herbs, acid, something.
>>21698020>>21698028>they use molds to poach eggslmfao even
>>21698043What's wrong with that?
>>21698028A little hot sauce is always welcome.
>>21698028>$20>no plateThere is a sucker born every minute
>>21698028Some retard paid $20 for this haha
>$20 for an egg on toast with mashed vegetables This is peak clown world
>>21698059>>21698060>>21698061Don't forget, this includes a medium-size hot tea.
I don't want a plate without edges. Fuck that trendy shit. I'll go to a mom and pop diner and spend half that and get TWO eggs even, with toast and a bunch of other stuff as well.OP has a man-bun.
ragebaiting at 9:30 on a tuesday is nefarious work
>>21698020the heat from the avocado cook the egg
>>21698020What kind of creativity?
>>21698028>whole loaf of good bread $3-5>avocado $1.50>egg $0.30nigga that drink better have been 2 bloody marys
>>21698083the flash from the camera cooked the egg
>>21698044>lmfao evenWhen someone says this, you can dismiss them as a 15 year old with nothing to sayI don't really try to poach eggs but that egg looks pretty darn good
>>21698103lmfao even
>>21698088Writing. I've got the bones of a story laid out, now I need to flesh it out.
>>21698028$20 for that??? It's coffee, a slice of bread, ONE egg and a bit of avocado. I gotta get into this business. 12 eggs is $2, I can't even price one slice of bread. Free? idk. Avocados are dirt cheap too. So realistically, ballpark $1.50 worth of food and I assume the drink is just coffee. Wonder how many houses the owner buys every week off of those kinds of profits.
>>21698020>Every cup of Carmela coffee begins on El Cuminate FarmHmmmm
>>21698153>Wonder how many houses the owner buys every week off of those kinds of profits.Stores like that are usually kind of empty, they live off of the occasional idiot & necessity from being conveniently placed on work routes.
>>21698020Millennials spend all their money on avocado toast instead of saving up for a house
>>21698153you gotta realize most of this shit is probably sourced from some local organic farm that charges out the ass. and I'm sure that bread came from some local "artisan" bakery. not saying I would ever be dumb enough to pay for that but I doubt the restaurant is making that much profit. it's not like its a walmart egg on wonder bread and some bulk avacado from mexico
>>21698153>>21698274also don't forget the trust fund kiddie employees they have that are probably demanding $20 an hour to make avacado toast. most restaurants run off very slim profit margins
>>21698065And a tip. It's really not that bad.
>>21698028i'd expect the yolk to be a rich orange color.
>>21698297Why?
>>21698468Probably because cartenoid rich food is more expensive and hence may be more worth the upcharge
>>21698020that avocado has been adulterated, probably with canola oil.Enjoy your $20 egg, dipshit.
>>21698028You can get 2 Big Macs for that price. A rare win for McD's
>>21698554You could buy a lot of butter and eat it for that price. What’s your point?
>>21698567You can't survive off just your fat macros.
>>21698567I dunno, CUH. Maybe I'm just gay and an incel? Stop the questions
>>21698043It's a superior method 100% and there's no arguing this>>21698044There's nothing wrong with a double boiler with little poaching dishes, mine is like 80 years old.
>>21698153There are more expenses associated with running a cafe than ingredient costs.
>>21698828If it's so superior then why is the egg overcooked?
>>21698020Looks good, would eat.
>>21698838It isn’t.
>>21698828>poor texture>poor quality egg>overcooked eggkys, cooklet
>>21698020I find this always needs bacon... cut off the slab, crisp on the outside, thick enough to have some chew to outdo the toast.It's also always presented like the most fucking pretentious shit ever. It's toast and egg with some smashed up grassbutter testicle. The egg's runny - why serve it on a board with a handle cut out of it? Why put the poppy and sesame on top instead of on the bread? The perfect meal for people who refuse to solve their own problems.
>>21698028>$20Jesus. It looks good, honestly, but that is ridiculously overpriced.
>>21698960Bruh, he didn't even cook it, he paid someone else to make this mess
I thought it was a steak. I wish it were a steak.
>>21698985you're a fucking moron
>>21698028I should call her
>>21698020>>21698028I cooked exactly this for myself like yesterday. Except it there were three slices and my poached eggs didn't look so pitiable and pale. Not sure why the white has that weird texture too.You're a serious sucker for pay $20 for this. This is an easy meal to make yourself, literally just spreading avocado on toast with a poached egg
>>21698028>one slice of toast>10 cents>one egg>25 cents>one avacado>90 cents>tea leaves >30 cents>salt and pepper >.5 cents You paid 9000% markup for something you could have easily made at home. Congratulations for playing yourself I guess. Can't imagine you will create anything others would want to see.
>>21699457>Can't imagine you will create anything others would want to see.Then you need a bigger imagination.
>>21698608You can't survive off McD's either.
>>21698028At this point any normal meal from any normal sitdown restaurant is also $20 so I guess I can't make fun of the avocado toast people anymore.
>>21699729sure you can.
>>21698048cholula? dire
>>21698028Yeah that’s about what I’d expect. It’s a nice treat. Treats cost money.
>>21699735breakfast is different its supposed to be cheaper. $20 is on the high end for a sitdown breakfast place, not atrocious but still high end.
>>21698028looks good.I had a cigarette, tea, and 2 shitty pillsbury toaster strudels. I’m probably gonna just buy avocados next time im at the store
>>21698028how is that egg so ugly
>>21699876Fed on cheap grain
>>21699876Looks fine to me.
>>21700122You need to calm down. It's an egg at the lower end of the quality scale. Tantrums don't do anyone any good.
>>21700160Are you okay?
>>21700160LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH DON'T EVER TELL ME TO CALM DOWN AGAIN
>>21700160brb hunting you down and murdering you
>>21700167Yes. Annie btw.
>>21700167>>21700168Sorry, sorry... It's a great looking egg. I'm sure it was delicious.
>>21699463Good luck with that script bro, I'm sure you'll find inspiration soon and we'll be seeing you on the silver screen any day now.
>>21698020Looks good. Believe it or not, $20 dollars for that is s lot of money for most people. American median household income is 70k.
>>21701256Oh, I'm at $117k
>>21698020Price notwithstanding, this is ok. Except for the stupid board. Crumbs will get everywhere. Big miss there.
>>21698020>Carmela no gabagool.
Sharing my breakfast here :) because I don't want to make my own threadThere are mashed potatoes under the omelette
>>21701682Um. You can't eat that now.
>>21701712I can do anything I set my mind to. Also, it's far too late
>>21698504Who you calling dipshit, schizo? You stay on the lookout for those poisonous oils! Don't let anyone *adulterate* your food with them. You can see from across the room. You can feel it inside you. You have SeedOilDar. That's like gaydar for the seed oils you fear. lol
>>21698020>>21698028I hate overpriced yuppie shit like this. Let me guess - this is in either Washington state (seattle) or California. So pretentious. $20 for a fucking egg on toast with some avocado. Acting like avocado is some rare delicacy made from an extinct plant. Oh, don't forget the 20% tip too. At least add some fucking gold leaf or caviar if you're gonna charge $20 for egg n toast.
>>21701804I’m rich idgaf
i think it's strange that there are people who seem to think that the price you pay for a meal at a dinery should be equal to the sum price of the ingredientsbut maybe that's just me being a dumbass for not knowing how to run a business
>>21701804According to Google it's in Florida
>>21702015This. You charge what the market will pay, if you want to maximize your profits. If people will pay $20, you charge that. It's really that simple.
