What food scores you the most White People Points?
I ate a plain, unbuttered, untoasted cheese sengrick last night and it was probably the most enjoyable meal I've had all week.My blood is of Poland and New France
chicken tikka marsala
A good 'tato salad of course.
>>21701350>not boilt, mashed, or stuck in a stewbased
food that you eat out the dogs mouths
>>21701276A bacon cheeseburger. >Jews and Muslims can't eat the bacon>Indians can't eat the beef>Asians get a stomachache from cheese
>>21701368a bakey chakey
'clette
flyover food = white
>>21701276oatmeal
>>21701457
>>21701276>What food scores you the most White People Points?OP If we consider the British & Irish to be the Albino Apex White Peoples, then it follows that the humble Potato must be the Apex White Person Ingredient. Furthermore, if we consider French to be most elevated classical White People cuisine then something like Pommes Purée/Aligot, Gratin Dauphinoise, or Pommes Boulangère might be your prime examples of well-executed white people gastronomy.HOWEVER...
>>21701478>OP If we consider the British & Irish to be the Albino Apex White Peoples*taps map*
>>21701501would you consider us h'witefolk with neanderthal ancestry to be more or less h'wite based on that
Bechamel.Seriously, snot has better texture AND flavor.
>>21701513Why do they even have it. I live in a c'untry where they fill the layers in lasagna with béchamel rather than with ricotta or any other cheese. Like WHAT THE FUCK. When I was a kid I used flour and water to make a paste paste to make little model houses with cardboard boxes, I didn't make it for fucking dinner.
Pickled Herring. I've eaten entire jars of this shit while drinking. It's incredible
>>21701439My issue isn't the cheese, it's that they're pouring hot cheese all over cold food
>>21701638
Rotten fish
>>21701651saaaaaar pls
>>21701276I am myself Danish but I will absolutely not ever speak ill of the pierog.
>>21701653how do you speak of "the danish", as interpreted by other countries?
casserole made with whatever is in the fridge that day
>>21701648What do you drink with it
>>21701666Damn, witnessed. Your right, only white people really obsess over the hottest peppers.
>>21701276White people isn't it? Black people this? Brown people that? Asians, hey? Latinos? Well. Isn't it though!
>>21701276Slavs are not white.
>>21702372Beer
>>21701649The heat of the cheese warms the food.
>>21701365>mouthswhat kind of dog has more than one mouth
>>21701276liverwurstsauerkrautmonochrome beige meals
>>21701276Slavs aren’t white.
>>21702417>>21702393t. sanchez
>>21702416>t pic related
>>21701276for me its the humble pork roast with taters, sauce n pickled cabbage
>>21702512forgot the pic
>>21701693Why are brown people so afraid of mayonnaise?
>>21702517They're not. Most stereotypes have a ring of truth but this one is bizarrely the complete opposite of reality. Blacks and browns fucking LOVE mayonnaise. Ain't never been to a black folks cookout? Everything is practically swimming, if not drowning, in Duke's. And Latin browns love the absolute twat off of McCormick mayonnaise.It's the damnedest thing.
When it's free of parasites and fecal matter.
>>21701666It kinda looks like a red fist flipping me off.
>tfw I like most of the foods posted in this threadis it too late for me my fellow browns?
>>21702753the transformation is almost complete
>>21702615Same goes for spicy food. Pretty much everyone ordering the hotter flavors at popular wing restaurants are whites. Black people only like lemon pepper and sweet sauces.Admirable nod to Indians, specifically, on heat seeking though.
>>21702505Bean dip is delicious. Yes I'm white as paper
Mormon funeral potatoes
>>21702769is that potada salad with crushed cornflakes on top
>>21702416>monochrome beige mealschicken, mayo, swiss cheese on white bread
>>21702776No, it's cheesey potatoes usually with onions or scallions baked with cornflakes mixed with butter on top.
>OP took five pierogi
>>21701276Cucumber sandwitches. Or water. Bitches put it on dey skin.
Anything with pork.
>>21702418While people make the best dirty sanchezes
>>21702792>Cucumber sandwitches>Bitches put it on dey skin
>>21701276Bbc sauce from a vigorously stimulated bbc
>>21701276roasted brussel sprouts with balsamic glaze.. white bitches love brussel sprouts
>>21701501VGH I knvvl to the Danes
>>21702758>everyone ordering the hotter flavors at popular wing restaurants are whites
>>21702517mayo is good on sandwiches and stuff but if the thought of eating mayo on its own doesn't make you gag a little you're a psychopath
>>21701276rye
I like bread
>>21703326
>>21702415one a brown person is still fucking
>>21701507asians have the most neanderthal so less presumably
>>21703595okay then
>>21702792>Tfw am white, would never eat cucumbers on bread by itselfthat shit is a salad with reverse croutonsBasically potato anything, but if you can make hash browns the best, white people will love you
>>21701276Something English
Using flour as a seasoning
>>21701501philologist Isaac Taylor wrote the following in his The Origin of the Aryans (1892): "Thus it would seem that the Lithuanians have the best claim to represent the primitive Aryan race, as their language exhibits fewer of those phonetic changes, and of those grammatical losses which are consequent on the acquirement of a foreign speech."[16]Suck my BAC, cuck.
>>21701276surstromming
>>21701501Celts are way whiter than most germans though
>>21701501Anglo here and I honestly have to agree the Dutch are peak white übermensch. We're a close second though.
>>21701276I'm a ginger and my favorite meal is Spam, eggs, and rice.
>>21704286>Suck my BACYes, please.
>>21703619There's more than cucumbers on a cucumber sandwich
>>21701365Romantic
>>21704286isn't Aryan just an Iranian sand nigger though
>>21701416>>21701507>>21702776>>21703613die die die die die die die die die
>>21704791
whyte people dont season dey water with lawrys nigga fr LMAOOOO
>>21701276Prime rib, if they don’t like it, then they aren’t white.
>>21704797This is actually pretty true
>>21704652Yes but no. There is no evidence that the Indo-Europeans as a whole called themselves Aryans. They might have, they might not have, however that the word did not survive as an ethnonym indicates they did not, as it persists with Iranic and Indian people to this day.The Aryans themselves did not originate in Iran, beyond the genetic, linguistic, and archeological evidence, it is recorded in both Zoroastrian Iranian, and Vedic Indian sources. The Aryan's homeland was somewhere north of Iran, according themselves. At the same time, not all the Aryans moved south into Iran and India. Some stayed right where they were, and others went west back to Europe. (The Aryans had previously migrated from Europe, to the steppe north of Iran). These were the Scythians. Many of them eventually wound up being absorbed into European and Turkic populations following the Hunnic migration into Europe (for instance, a large portion of the Alans, a Scythian group, created a joint kingdom with the Germanic Vandals, the king was titled as both king of the Vandals and Alans. The name Alan in Europe is directly related to this tribe, much like the name Frank once indicated one was well, a Frank.). One small pocket remained, the Ossetians in southern Russia and Georgia are direct descendants of the Alans and to this day still speak an Iranic language. They never lived in Iran, as Iran is named after the Iranians (Aryans) rather than the other way around.Anyway, the whitest food is anything with beets in it. I propose Pennsylvania Dutch pickled eggs, pickled with beets.
>>21701337>sengrickWhat the FUCK?
>>21704797love me some primed ribb
>>21704871It meets the white man’s wants and desires.
No people in history have created fancy desserts, which signify abundance at the common level, like Europeans have. No time in history beyond honey cake until contact with Europeans. Everybody else sucks ass to this day.
>>21702517Because it's as white as their plantation masters.
>>21701337fucked up how good just cheese and bread is.
>>21704355Celts are as Aryan as you can get I have no idea what sort of retarded mutt made this map
>>21701276the wedge
>>21705062that does look delishes though
>>21705062Raise.
Bonus if there's grated carrot on the table.
>>21705126if you don't have a costco card, you aren't white.
>>21701276Unironically any unusual variant of a pizza will have most of us giving you the soyjak face. Unflattering but true.
>>21701649The warmness of the cheese contrasts with the coolness of the cured meats.
>>21701368>>21701416>>21704791asians can stomach 1 slice of american cheese i am sure
>>21701276PASTA BAKE
hot dogs, with ketchup
>>21701276
>>21701471>>21701478ngl deadass i would lowkey smash
>>21701507>h'wite>h'witefolk
>>21702769Not pictured: the dead dude in the box 10 metres away dressed up like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
What is the difference between Asian dumplings and Polish pierogis?
>>21701276I thought those were empanadas and OP was making some weird statement about Argentina.
Tofurkey.Seriously. I have never, not once, ever heard anyone not white even talk about tofurkey nevermind actually eat one. Nonwhites can, have and will eat everything else mentioned in this thread but not one of them has ever eaten tofurkey.
>>21704860My wife is Indian.She makes beetroot curry and beetroot koshimbir. It's an extremely popular vegetable in Maharashtra
>>21705126you forgot canned corn, onion and tortilla bread
>>21701352Protestant fingers typed this
>>21701648Your bathroom is an EPA Superfund site.
>>21705062biggest rip off and meme salad
>>21705126
Well done pork chops seasoned with Mrs Dash and a can of mushroom soup dumped over it, a side of mushy overboiled green beans, jello topped with cool whip salad, and a tall glass of either diet crystal lite, or skim milkFor dessert, bryer's rocky road non dairy frozen dessert, and decaf hill's brothers coffee (pre ground)
>>21705879>Mrs DashWhich one?
>>21705888Table blend. The rest are way too spicy. Especially eye-talian medley. You'll be smelling like a catholic for a week!
Second-generation American. Grandma is full blooded Japanese and every potluck or family gathering she has people ask her to bring this or that. Her version of spring rolls is always in high demand. It's ground beef, onion, carrot (this can be water chestnuts or bamboo shoots or really anything decently firm/neutral for texture, though carrots are more Caucasoid-friendly), and bean sprouts along with soy sauce and seasonings. Let the mixture cool before wrapping the egg roll skins, or cut the skins into shape for wontons, and frying.Mandatory with Kraft sweet and sour sauce, at least growing up, though this shit is a recent addition and I can't believe I went my life without it.
>>21705897banana ketchup is great!
Please don't respond with images of SEA women. My Grandma hated Cambodian women and I feel obligated to continue that blood feud.
>>21705879>bryer's>sorry, I can only afford 1 E this month : (
>>21705904Did your grandfather cheat on her with a Cambodian whore while serving in Vietnam?
>>21705900Starfish is better though, and so is feminizedAlso this house only has room for one cook and women can't, sorry babae
>>21701276God I love pierogi
>>21701276>What food scores you the most White People Points?Do you mean like stuff you bring to a party or potluck? I have done a taboulleh salad many many times, and healthy people know it's solidly good. Just load it full of good tomatoes, cucumbers, black olives and _sheeps milk_ hunks of feta. People will devour the pricey stuff. Along that vein, no one ever expects a argentine platter. I turn on the gas grill, and grill up baby peppers, sausages, green onions, fried cheese, and skirt steaks. Divy it up sliced onto a platter, park it in the fridge covered, hit the shower to get ready, and then at the party, nuke my chimmichurri dressing and pour hot over the platter. Little plates w/chilean wine.
>>21705062Would. I don't even like white people or their "food" but I would absolutely destroy that.
egg nog with prime rib
>>21705062Some people don't understand the joy of biting into a whole head of lettuce
>>21704961Turkey is famous for its confectionary and has been for hundreds of years.
>>21705932Nah, probably not. Gramps served in the Gulf. She just used to say they were dirty people and not to trust them. Never heard her say it, but just judging by grimaces alone, she probably doesn't like black people either.
>>21701501
What do these whites eat ? What food could charm them?
>>21705900Not gonna lie if a woman said to me she had "good boom boom" in a broken accent I would find that weirdly hot.
>>21701337>My blood is of Polandthat means you are non-white subhuman
>>21701337>My blood is of PolandAnd you're proudly eating a G*rman delicacy: Käsebrot?Your ancestors are ashamed of you.
>>21704869anon is polish. they're not exactly known for being smart. even auto correct couldn't decipher his slav nonsense misspelling.
>>21705335kys
>>21701501Based
>>21701276Hagelslag
>>21704988Needs butter and mustard IMO, but yeah
>>21705950I mean the food which the whitest people eat and non-whites don't eat.
>>21706233Mämmi, blodkorven, hakarl and surströmming?!
>>21705126>I'm going to regret this tomorrowWhy would they regret it?
>>21705126This but take away all the vegetables and replace with shredded iceberg
>>21701337Try it without cheese. It's my bread and butter
>>21705244>1 sliceThat's not a classic bacon cheeseburger...
>>21703595>>21704792Wow he deviated from his same 4 images, I knew you had other things to post. well done!
this is the longest WPP's thread i've gotten, thanks /ck/!
>>21706958how many have you made?
>>21706504You could not imagine the size of my library anon.Also sorry for the late reply, I fell foul of a janny and had to take a break for a day. But I'm back and reformed.
>>21705244only koreans. give a chinaman a slice of Cheese Product and he will be hospitalized
>>21705970I lose my fucking mind when grandma makes these
>>21707647what does she use for the sauce? I tried making them once but it didn't really come out great, I blamed my choice of BBQ sauce
>>21701276im italianfor me it's pasta with tomato sauce and parmeasan grated on top
>>21707651My friend's mom used KC Masterpiece
>>21707687nice. mixed with grape jelly?
Continental Europeans are not white.
>>21707734t. nonwhite irish
>>21705970BASEDThere better be grape jelly mixed with the BBQ sauce
>>21707706>>21707989nigga chill with the grape jelly
>>21707685You're American and fat.
>>21701276Being able to make a good grilled cheese will let you be accepted quickly by millennial males.
>>21705244most cheeses don't even contain lactose.lactose is the sugar in milk, bacteria eat it as the cheese ages. any sufficiently old cheese has basically zero lactose in it.
>>21708015No. Grape jelly is an essential ingredient for lil smokies.
>>21708028sono italiano italiano, cretino quel piatto è letteralmente la base della nostra dieta, che mangiamo più volte a settimanainsisti e ti sborro in bocca così ci fai i gargarismi, coglione
>>21707685>tomatoes>italian
>>21708091Google translate strikes again, you filthy mutt. And mutts belong outside. Say hello to your pamplemousse pedo prezzie for me.
>>21701276taters n cheese sauce, with peppers, sausage or bacon. delicious
Macaroni salad and deviled eggs.
>>21701638Damn these look divine>>21701648Damn these look vile
>>21701276sizzlin fajitas
>>21708805BASED Texan
>>21708725yeah I had some my dad's gf made, fantastic.
beschde
God I love Pierogies!
>>21701276pickled herring, fermented meat, fermented milk, fermented fat.
>>21703063Nah you should kneel to your true lords the Helgolanders
>>21704364of course you would say that. Anguls are Dano/Frisian/Saxon
Casseroles, meat pies, salads, and meat heavy dishes. White people make the bes
>>21702769>Mormon funeral potatoesHoly shit I had this one time when I stayed at a military base and nobody fucking knew what to call it, they would just slap it on your plate.Even the servers were scratching their heads.
>>21709154paco seething
Move over cunts
Babies don't count because that's dingo food and they aren't white
moron funeral 'tates
>>21706298Boomers (and a lot of people raised by boomers) have a running joke about anything the vaguest bit "ethnic" giving them explosive diarrhea. For some reason they always bring this up while people are eating.It would be sort of funny if it was just a racist bit but you have no idea how fucked the average person's GI tract is from eating nothing but processed garbage their entire lives. I think it's also a psychological aversion to trying new things. I've cooked for family members who said how great it was (something simple like a lasagna or stew), and the second I mention that I threw in an anchovy or added a chicken liver to the ground meat, they put on a big performance about how "ewwwwwwww I can't eat that, I'm gonna be on the toilet all night!"It's best to just ignore it and let yourself feel superior to them.
It's the full english
>>21706082I agree it isn't as good as golabki but it's pretty great>>21706313next time I'm going to elevate it with butter, but that's in addition to cheese
>>21702758Old white people still don’t eat anything spicier than black pepper, but young white people have become spice addicts
>>21709342fuckin corn flakes? what the ghetto
How did nobody post it?It's so White you can't even get it outside of white areas of the world.
>>21710951Because you can't read?
>>21710951>germanistan>wh*te
>>21710992senoooooooooor
>>21710992Where are you from? Germany is over 88% white.
>>2171101599% if you're East-German
>>21711015You know where he's from. The place where they barely leave their state, read sensationalist headlines (and not even the sensationalist article). You know, that place. The place with 58% (snigger)
>>2171103390% of racism on 4chan comes from spics and jeets
>>21705900>other wife, has dignity>pinay wife, low iq and fremdschämen
>>21711122Massive indicator that you're a cuck with a cockcage
>>21711131your mind is a sick place
>>21711147So is yours by the seems of it.
>>21711150You must be one of those sick sex travelers, and are offended by me calling Pinay women undesirable because you spent so much time and money going there.Or you're embarrassed by your low iq Pinay wife
>>21707734Celts aren’t white. Only true whites are germanics and finno-uggrics.
>>21711158Not at all. I've never been with a pinay woman. I just think it's risible that you think "other wife" has dignity. As I'm expecting you think "other wife" is American or one from of the richer Western countries. It's not dignity, it's entitlement and haughtiness, hubris and arrogance. Which breeds a lack of reciprocity.
>>21711161Check out this mutt, funny as fuck. Classic mystery meat
>>21701276Pommes maxim
>>21711161t. Hungarian
>>21711175other wife means Chinese you fucking retard, nobody dates white women.
>>21710951According to 4chan Italians aren't white and we eat that shit all the time, too.
>>21705900Im a gay man how do I get a Filipino wife
>>21708015You can't be black and disliking grape "nigga"
>>21709336>fairy breadGet out of here you dingerydoo no other country on earth has this garbage
>>21704286>race = languageI guess Africans must be racially English, huh
>>21712074>Englishis that what you call the sounds they make?
Mayo Ham Cake
I need 30 more White People Points to get the topsiders!
>>21712052New Zealand does. t. Kiwi
>>21712052That's because no other country is as based as us, except these cunts >>21712270
I did it again broaze. Fresh soft bread and two kinds of cheese, this time with lots of softened butter. I was almost in the mood for mayo tonight but I didn't want to be too posh it's only Tuesday afterall.With a little herbal tea to help loosen the belly.
>>21701501>map of pink skin niggers and you are destroying europe
>>21709592You know, that’s something I still find deeply confusing. What the fuck is with the anchovy trigger? The same people who eat canned tuna like it’s on clearance discount at the Safeway get all riled up over a fucking anchovy fillet. It isn’t like I was cooking something exotic.
>>21703281He's Hugh Mungus!
