Do these halloween candies keep getting smaller?
No, you’re just getting fatter.
when I was a kid they were rectangles and now they're tiny squares so yes
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>>21703901Of course he's black
>>21703916its a child you dumbfuck
>>21703878>>21703901These squares aren't even like they cut the old ones in half. They did that and shaved down all 3 sides even smaller.
>>21703916That's a girl
>>21703901>Weekly chocolate rations have been increased to 3 grams.
>>21703954take your GLP-1s, schizo
>>21703955Na he zesty
>>21703853augustus gloop, augustus gloop
>>21703916Ok but a lot of black kids can't recognize themselves in the mirror.
>>21703853Imagine being so fat you complain that mini candy bars for kids are getting too small. Lmao.
>>21703866fun size used to be half a bar. not half a bite.
op is mini not fun size
>>21703969I don't use AI models
>>21704054Imagine bringing America up out of literally nowhere.
Its because its chocolate. It got expensive and they white people stopped handing it out on holloween. I did a thread on this in real time as I was not getting hardly any chocolate in my sack
Soon they will have to cut the S in half and it will look like a D. For Dnickers.
>>21703986my fucking medium sized dog recognized his reflection how can so-called people be dumber than a cocker fucking spaniel
>>21703986not true
>>21704263only americans care about halloween candies, which op is mentioning
>>21704463>Believing anything you hear on a Jamaican water bottle crafting forum
>>21704512>I'm an expert on what Americans think about despite not being American.I'll take it from the expert
retard baiter wont get a (You)
>>21704071Wtf is a "slice n share size"
>>21703853Of course not. Big Brother would never allow that.
>>21704586A size that they recommend you portion and share... but you won't, will you, fatty?
>>21704586>>21704615They really abuse tha term tho. The "share size" m&ms was once a normal big bag of m&ms
I hate that they renamed king size to share size. What a bunch of fags.
The quality of American chocolate has noticeably gone downhill since the coof. I cannot put my finger on it but not only has candy gotten smaller but tastes cheaper and more factory produced. I also notice a lot of it is stale and has some kind of supply chain issue. I used to love a Nestle Crunch or a Twix once in awhile but I rarely eat chocolate now because it's disappointing. Especially when you compare it fine European chocolate which practically melts in your mouth.
Found this. Regular size is at the bottom now labeled 2 person. Shrunken modern version above it. Halloween size next, then at the top is the fuck off size.
>>21704586>girl_eating_slice_and_share_but_thumbnail_looks_suggestive.png
>>21705212Stop lying. Ten years ago, a standard Snickers bar was 1.86 ounces. The current 2025 Snickers bar labeled as share size is 3.29 ounces
>>21703853I fully believe if I sat down with an unlimited supply of Snickers candy bars that I would eat myself to death like a dog. I had to stop myself from buying the small bags of minis because I would keep them at my desk and shovel them into my mouth until they were all gone.
Snickers taste weird now, almost dirty. I'm not sure it's entirely my taste changing since Milky Way still holds up like I remember it.
>>21705563Bounty got insanely sweet over the past 10-15 years
>>21705672Yeah, except they didn't. No reformulation has occurred in the past ten years. There's the exact same amount of every single ingredient.
>>217045121. Lots of Eurofags celebrate Halloween nowadays despite having absolutely no cultural ties to it2. Eurofags are retarded enough to pay more money for less candy because "muh health! muh government said so!" (also applies to many more things, eg. popcorn and soda sizes at cinemas)3. Eurofags should and MUST take up arms against the health fags restricting their freedomst. Eurofag
>>21706050You sound gay as fuck. Where are you? Do you want to suck on my chunky monkey?Also>freedomsAre you sure????
ITT Europoors
>>21706050Halloween comes from Scotland - the Catholic Church added the celebration to appeal to converting them into Christians and it was brought to the United States through immigration. In Scotland the idea was to do scary stuff to scare away demons and bad spirits.
>>21706055Greece. I sound gay because gayness is inherent to the greek gene, but I am also right and fair. >>21706123This is fine. Lots of anglo-adjacent countries should celebrate it, but now we have greeks and italians dressing up as Dracula going treat or treating. Unacceptable.
>brings up Eurochads out of nowhereobsessed
>Eurochadsinshallah!
Only fat people care about how small their candy is. Eat a fucking carrot instead.
>>21704071slice and share you poor fucks.
>>21706252eat a shotgun, skelly
>>21703853Wanna see something really fun? Buy the halloween single reeses peanut butter cups, and a regular two pack of them. Then taste them next to each other. The halloween edition has less chocolate which is foul.
>>21706265Whoah easy there mr fatty boom buh latty Anon was just mentioning a root veg, no need to get triggered
>>21706252>>21703866>>21704054>I want to get value for my money and not get ripped off>f-fatty!You're Jewish.
>>21703853they absolutely are, i was just noticing this the other day, its shrinkflation
>>21706663>valuethere is no value. this is a nutritionless log who's sole purpose is to keep feeding your sugar addiction so you'll keep consuming. you want value? eat a banana.
>>21706777Nice trips
>>21706777ump
Compare now to the size of a chocolate bar in 1970.
>>21706663its just projection, dwretards dont know that you can eat w/e and STILL be skinny
>>21703878I remember the small rectangle ones now. When did the shift happen?
>>21709400falsecalories in calories out fatty you dont make the rules
>>21704071Do they still make the ones that are basically just two fun sized in a single package?
>>21703986They do, but it takes a lot of time to process and deal with the trauma that you are black
>>21703866why can't it be both?
>>21709396Anon that's a movie
>>21709396but the oompa loompas got bigger
>>21710558It does not change the fact they have been ensmallened over time
https://youtu.be/ycRXM3Ylvcw
>>21705212king sized baby ruth and butterfinger bars used to be absolutely massive. now they're barely larger than the regular sized ones were before the chocolate ration went up five times in 25 years
>>21711760>the majority of the worlds chocolate comes from unstable regions in africagrim.
I swear nearly all of them taste 25-30% worse (cause any worse than that means not selling anymore to anyone) compared to their pre-covid forms, even for the low standards of cheap candy
>>21712333You can swear, but they're the exact same formulation.
>steals 1/2 of your triangles Nothin personnel...
>>21712333sounds like u got the long covid mate
>>21706050>t. Eurofag"Slav untermensch with a taste for american cock" you mean.
>>21712370garbage anyways, european chocolates sucks
>>21709396Compare now the size of a blueberry between 1971 and 2005
>>21713309/pol/ has rotted your brain m8
>>21703866real life slither.io
>>21715060At least you don't eat Dubai chocolate
>>21710399its ok sweaty. Some people are just naturally thin
>>21709400enjoy your 20s, they won't last.
>>21705207>>21705563>>21706252>>21706772>>21712333climate change is fucking up the supply of chocolate so companies are replacing it with more fats and sugar. the FDA has standards on what’s allowed to be called “milk chocolate” so anything that just says chocolate bar or chocolate treat is only flavored to taste like chocolate
>>21715491So you are saying that some people just naturally dont eat gobs and gobs of fatty boomba latty slop chops until their goddamn belly is explode
