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>>21707947Fuck you for starting off with that one. You fucking suck.
Why doesn't she show up the end result?
>>21708000I'd suck him off if he kept cooking up this shit for me.Actually I'd probably even suck him off for the same reason
>>21708000>brine overnightdoordash confirmed as superior
>>21708036I mean I can see how stabbing the peas at least remotely makes sense, but this is really fucking retarded.Is this a skit show or something?
>>21708043woah she ugly
>>21708029Geez if only I had a tool made for opening cans.
>>21708047Congrats on entirely missing the point you fucking retard
>>21708006Mmmm the taste of plastic
>>21708036Spoon -> fork -> chopsticks -> hands ->upside down fork
>>21708045Why is it no one bats an eye at this but if she had a tattoo and I said I didn't like it the (You)s would flow like so much menstrual blood
>>21707947Whats wrong with that retarded bitch
>>21708061He posted it 8 minutes ago on a slow board, fuck off back to >>>/v/ or be patient
>>21708058You could learn to use cutlery though
>>21708065A bag full of trash.
>>21708051You do realize that the guy in the video used a can opener make those triangular holes, right?Your post so stupid must have been bait so means I entirely missed the point and am a fucking retard.
>>21708092Congrats on entirely missing the point and then doubling down on your retardation you absolute fucking retard.
>>21708092>>21708096Based retards
>>21708045>>21708065and just like clockwork, the incel rage shows up. anons try to be a better person. go to church today.
>>21708096First, nta whose post you replied to.Second, you are that anon whose post I replied to and JFC you are stupid.Third, you're going to respond to this post and triple down on your retardation. Almost guaranteed.
>>21708111whoops wrong you >>21708082
>>21708111Church sucks :p
>>21708116>n-no u!Stay classy, samefagging retard
>>21708139Score! Tripled down.
>>21708139>>21708146Based retards still being retarded
>>21708146>keeps no u-ing despite getting btfo the entire timeAmazing actually.
Hey everyone knows you both are pants on head retarded so shut the fuck up and clean those puddles of drool before you vacate the premises
>>21708025no olio saccharumngmi
>>21708065That cake looked dry as fuck and the tofu looked disgusting
>>21708036Damn, that guy missed an opportunity to turn his fingers the other way around and push the rice onto them.
>>21708157they might be has-no-pants-available retarded
>>21708179That is because they are confusing them with hats -____-
>>21708181what i'm saying is they're so retarded they dont have / arent allowed near pants -____-
>>21708183How retarded...
>>21708065not badalright, let's get this out onto a tray
>>21708063I haven't fixed her yet
>>21708191possibly, but at least i am allowed to have pants and i wear them the proper way, and that's the important part :7pic related
>>21707947I can fix her
>>21708111I'm going to get drunk instead
>>21708036I wonder what would happen if I started eating rice with just a spoon both elbows on the table in one of those refined ,high etiquette restaurants ? What would someone point that out ? would a waiter discreetly tell me to eat in a proper manner ?
>>21707947I can fix her, but don't wanna
>>21708271>i can but dont wantContradicting mfer
>>21708006Is that string cheese?
>>21708065That's a lunch you don't want to show off
>>21708118Why not just mix the meatloaf all together in the bowl before putting it into the cabbage?
>>21707947can i stick a sausage in her to see if it becomes pepperoni. get me the condom.
>>21708343a lot of cooking videos these days are just trying to be entertaining rather than useful
>>21707947I was so focused on the cursed cooking, it took me to the literal minute mark to notice the bugs.
>>21708214hope this creature dies screaming
>>21708061Quit your whining.
>>21708142that's just a good looking recipe right there.
>>21708047He wants to keep both the top and the bottom intact to use the can as a makeshift stove.
>>21708259You'll get shot don't do it
>>21708065>four snacks and lunchHow long are this chick’s shifts wtf
>>21708343Look at their wrists, anon, and you’ll get your answer
>>21708065where the hell does she work, the mirror factory?
>>21708000god i want to fuck that bread
>>21708314Probably that awful fish cake sausage
>>21707947Like a female asmongold. Quite concerning so many live like this.
>>21708568Fat, therefore lazy?
>>21707947I would let her spit that slop into my mouth then do things with her that would make Sheiks in Dubai blush
>>21708701If you fight security you can get into one of the vats on the Coors tour in Boulder
>>21708000>honey I'm hungry wanna order something>no we're brining chicken overnight you'll have to starve
>>21708709thanks I'll repost it on /fph/ it's been a long time
>>21708065>Carbs>Carbs>Half eaten carbs>Sugar water>Soy cubesShe'll be 400 lbs within ten years.
