>why yes, I do make consuming inedible bitter garbage my personality, how could you tell?
filtered pleb
>>21711864speaking of bitter, how're you holding up?
>>21711870>>21711884Why don't you eat raw cocoa beans then you fucking cocksucker.
>>21711864You must be 18 or over to post here.
>>21711864puuuuuussssy
I don't mind lindt, it's not my favorite chocolate ever but if you just keep your expectations reasonable it's fine, despite what the tryhards will claim. My dad goes through 2-3 bars of that shit per week. I've learned to peacefully coexist with it. If it was the only chocolate left on earth, well there are bigger fish to fry. But of course, if I'm picking, I'm not picking lindt.
I love having a nice bar of Pindl with a cool glass of Bangs.
>>21711864it's still a little sweet to me. above that is when it starts needing to be paired with something else though because it's not that good on its own. but a higher percentage with some fruit or honey or milk is good.the bitterness is probably from the roasting though. i've never tried unroasted cocoa but i'd like to because i heard it's a lot milder even when unsweetened.
>>21711864>posts the literal best bar they make>claims that it's shitokay "bro">>21711970What're you picking then?
>>21712101>>21711970It's not about the brand. Take your pick. Dove, Ghiradelli, whatever. D*rk chocolate is fucking horrid bitter trash and the only people who claim to like it do so to gain social credit for being able to handle "hardcore" foods like the retards who constantly brag about how they can handle the spiciest food. Nobody is impressed, you're just an insecure faggot who missed the point of food.
Yes the bitter is strangely satisfying, perhaps a masculine trait of masochism?
or perhaps an alpha trait of masochism
>>21711864Let me guess, you love sweet and sugary coffee too?
>>21711960>t. is underage herself
>>21712119Why, yes, I love drinking hot, bitter bean juice. How could you tell? Grow up.
>>21711864>EXTRA DARK>Full-bodied cocoa flavour I love my Big Black Chocolate
>>21711864yeah aint worth it. I buy a big bag of organic raw cacao powder and add it to smoothies for all its health benefits
>>21712165what about the health benefits from the cocoa butter
>>21711900i dowhen i want something sweeter i choose 80%+ stuff though, less than that it's pretty much a block of sugar that only cum guzzling goys like you enjoy
>>21711864you are such a child anon, grow up
>>21712101askinosie, how is it even a question?if I need something a little more accessible, trader joe's chocolate is breddi gud>>21712110filtered child is triggered, lol
>>21712110>D*rkWhy did you type it like that? I get that it's a thing where you came from on reddit because you can't say the word rape or tranny or something but dark chocolate isn't a no no word
i bet for your next thread youre gonna post a pic of a box of salt and say its too salty
>>21712885they dislike it so much they can't even say it. it's a joke.
Sup, NIBSCHAD checking in to laugh at dark candy babies. Can't handle the real deal?
While I know it's personal preference, there is 5% of me - a part I can't squelch - that believes people pretend to like dark chocolate and IPAs for social reasons.
>>21712908I eat my dark chocolate alone by myself though.
>>21712908If you're gonna compare dark chocolate to a style of beer, it should be stouts.Funnily enough, I love dark chocolate and stouts. Apparently it's super common, since chocolate stout is commonly said to be a top tier stoutI'd liken IPAs to those weird chocolates with orange zest - interesting and unique compared to other offerings, but not something I'd ever get more than once.
>>21712908I like one IPAFor social reasons I like 16 miller high lifes
>>21713216i am a 4 four loko kind of guy. 16 lokos, an adequate amount of lokos.
>>21713222Lokos multiply geometrically, not linearly. You’re drinking 256 lokos
>>21713226they let me see the time cube
>>21711864it's very good, you should try it with coffee
>>21712113>>21712118It's ultimately a heavy smoker s taste palette, the same people who like bitter (extremely unhealthy) chocolate also like their scatine coffee and all of them are either smokers or vapers
>>21713239Drugs are degenerate. No coffee, no alcohol, no smoking, no nothing. And I enjoy dark chocolate.
>>21713239Oh, you poor, deluded creature. You said palette—and you said it with confidence. That’s the part that really stings. You strutted into the conversation like a peacock in a spelling bee, flapping your ignorance for all to see. And now here we are, scraping your dignity off the floor.Let me make this excruciatingly clear: a palate—with an A—is the thing in your mouth that lets you taste food. It’s part of your anatomy. You were born with it, though clearly you’ve never used it for anything more refined than instant noodles and regret.A palette—with an E—is what artists use to mix paint. It’s a board. A slab. An object. Not a body part. So unless you’re chewing on acrylics and seasoning your cereal with titanium white, you’ve just made a complete and utter fool of yourself.This isn’t a typo. This is a full-blown intellectual collapse. A grammatical faceplant. You didn’t just misuse a word—you detonated your credibility in public. You’ve proven, beyond all reasonable doubt, that you are the kind of person who thinks “eloquence” is a brand of mouthwash.So next time you feel the urge to sound sophisticated, do us all a favor: don’t. Just sit quietly, nod along, and let the adults handle the vocabulary. Because right now, you’re not speaking English. You’re butchering it with a crayon. Retard.
>>21713250It's a doggy dog world out there.
>>21713239'ate coffee'ate smoking/vaping, even cigars (super lame + don't even feel anything)luv me some dark chocolateluv me some (black/earl grey, no sugar or milk) teasimple as
>>21713250yeah rightnext you're gonna tell me that aquafresh isn't a real country
>>21713250Grok
>>21711864Even my picky ass nieces+nephews try to steal the dark chocolate I always have on hand
>>21713298>>21713255>>21713250>>21713247Double triple quadruple hoax posters
>>21713335It was bait you retard.
>>21711864Its ok anon, +80% chocolate is for actual men and not panty-wearing cum guzzlers who clean off their wives bf's when they're finished. You fucking pussy.
>>21712110>lol gets filtered by dark chocolate and spicy food>calls other people faggotsfucking kek, what a mongoloid. It's very obvious people like you are bully victims
>>21713429>>21713417>hurr dorr im such a big boy adult i eat bitter food and bitter drink that makes me mature
>>21712110Amazeballs.
>>21713440Oops guess it's kinda a low %. Still good thnx for making me think about it I'm gonna go buy a bar later
>>21713440>vegan>goodI refuse to eat chocolate that doesn't contain the blood of overworked slaves
>>21711864Its usually the reverse where I buy or eat dark chocolate and get harassed by people who think its gross. I just stay quiet. I have nothing to prove. I just like it. I'll eat bakers bars.
>>21713460i buy bags of chocolate chips and just eat thosei found out later they are apparently for baking
>>21713463I put baking cocoa into tea. Or just make my own very dark hot chocolate
I like a lot of things that you're not supposed to like. I never talk about it because people just call it gross and judge me. There's zero esteem to it and I wouldn't care if there was. Its annoying as hell though if people see I have some at-home or see me eat something with it as a flavor and they just have to make some rude comment about something they're not even eating themselves >dark chocolate >black licorice >wasabi>marmite>mint>orange zest
All dark chocolate tastes the same, there is no reason to overpay for a name brand.
>>21713486All sugar tastes the same, there is no reason to overpay for a name brand HFCS.
>>21713474I can't say that I've ever heard someone talk shit about mint or orange zest. At worst it was a comment about adding them to a dish that doesn't normally include them>>21713486Does all bread taste the same?
i don't even like regular milk chocolate. i hate candy
>>21713239>pure cacao is unhealthy>10% cacao with 90% sugar is healthyTell me you're 300lb without saying you're 300lb. Next you'll say meat is bad for you and to eat nothing but vegetables like a ruminant.
>>21713239sorry this website is for adults only please take your coffee drenched in creamer, and hersheys vomit chocolate elsewhere. you primordial faggot nigger
>americans are addicted to the flavour of vomic in their chocolateO I AM LAFFIN
>>21711864>superfoodHigher the concentration, the more value. Sure, high 70s is the best tasting. But that's not the point.
>>21711864you have to be 18 or older to post here
>>21714590>bitter food is... LE MATURE
>>21711864With dark choco, you have to let it melt in your mouth
>>21714725I bet you love to let your boyfriends cum melt in your mouth too.
>>21714730the cum is already liquid when it hits the back of my throat
>>21713239i hate smoking and dont enjoy black coffee, still like dark chocolateother chocolate leaves a weird aftertaste in my mouth for hours
>>21714739Outside the USA, it's possible to get milk chocolate without the vomity aftertaste.
>>21714785americans love the taste of vomit
>>21713525ah yes 20% sugar in an 100g chocolate bar is so much healthier than 30%
The non-pretentious eat white chocolate.
>>21714785im in central europe, with access to french, austrian, swiss and german chocolatestill only like dark chocolate with at least 70% cocoa
>>21714986That's not chocolate.
>>21714986YWNBAC
>>21713247Theobromine is a drug. No doubt your chocolate fried mind forgot that, you filthy fucking user
>>21715009I'm using the term drug in its colloquial sense, you faggot cocksucker.
>>21711864I ate a 75% cacao bar and it was good, i don't think there's a big differenceYou should make this kind of threads for whisky and coffee fags, they think they are mature for drinking distilled wood and bitter coffee
>>21711864When the percentage is that high chocolate takes on the same texture and flavor as dirt.
>>21712110no one does this
>>21715048Men impress girls by showing off their ability to eat spicy food all the time. You wouldn't know because no woman would fuck you.
>>21713247Have sex, unironically.
>>21714720Come back when your balls finally drop, Timmy.
>>21711864don't forget the heat
>>21715330>why yes, I am an insufferable smug asshole obsessed with receiving positive validation from my peers for appearing to be an adult, how could you tell?
>>21715334>why yes, i only eat ham and american cheese™ sandwiches with chocolate milk!
fuck all of youthe real problem with dark chocolate is that it usually lacks milkwithout milk you might as well just eat cocoa powder with a spoon, the milk brings it all together like beautiful symphony
>>21715754aww does the widdle baby need milkys?
>>21715768yes? nigger
>>21711864It's ass until you reach 95%. After that its fucking amazing. I used to hate dark chocolate, and I still do, because it's sweet and bitter at the same time. But pure 99% is not sweet, therefore you can taste the cocoa, which tastes amazing
>>21715840>i love to eat dirtit has to be a mental illness
>>21715053im talking about the chocolate onethe spicy one happens and it feels retarded
