I made my Wife sausages for dinner
>>21712353don't lie anon, you're eating those all by yourself. it's okay.
>>21712353she's ready
B..But anon, you do not have a wife.
>>21712353looks good to me honestly>>21712355https://youtu.be/MFuQz2Txvy4?si=FuicshNlGSRG55c5
>>21712355That’s a lot of food though, far much in excess for one person to eat in a single meal.
sick cunt
add some baked beans next time son
>>21712353No one on this godforsaken website is married
>>21712378I'm married to my food
>>21712379Congratulations lardo
>>21712353Sausages are just a socially acceptable way to eat a jar of mustard and you chose ketchup?
>>21712363That bread is just air and sugar, the sausages don't look filling either. I still refuse to believe kangaroofuckers eat sausages by folding a slice of white bread
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>>21712353Were the fucks the fried onion cunt?
>>21712353Undercooked and the bread isn't buttered.3/10
>>21712353>turning your wife into sausagesbrutal way to go
>>21712405>I still refuse to believe kangaroofuckers eat sausages by folding a slice of white breadThe bread has butter, fried onions and tomato sauce on it, faggot.
>>21712379post tummy, fattie
>>21712353Should’ve taken her to Bunnings, ya cheapskate cunt.
>>21712473> Americans eat sandwiches without butter.Why even bother......
>>21712473Well maybe you have invisible butter and onions over there
>>21712353You... made your wife sausages, why, you didn't like her as a human ?
>>21712353one of them looks like a dick with a genital wart
>>21712473Where?
>>21712473>The bread has butter, fried onions and tomato sauce on itDon't you feel even an ounce of guilt in lying to your /ck/ brethren?
>>21712360Not anymore, he made her sausages
>>21712555You sound very experienced in spotting penises with genital warts wart at a cursory glance..
>>21712353ya want more sauce, ya just askcuz there's heaps of fuckin sauce to go round
>>21712353Kek, I also made your wife a sausage for dinner if ya know what I mean
im going to rape your wife
>>21712353"Wife" is not the word we would use for the vagrant woman you abducted and imprisoned in your rape basement
>>21712854I am also going to grape their wife.
>>21712391>>21712412*ding ding din*medication reminder.
so whats the hotsauce? is it texas pete, crystal, or valentina? 100% not cholula.
>>21713356Its ketchup
>>21713389whys it so runny? is that an australian thing (this picture does not look american)?
>>21713394Ketchup a slice of bread and roll the dog over it it'll soak up, ketchup and white bread like that don't really mix
>>21713097