I went to my friend’s house today and he served me hot dogs. I ate it but I thought it was a little childish. Are there any foods grown adult men should avoid once they are of age?
>>21714175Have you told your mommy that you only like big boy food?
>>21714175I once heard someone describe some food as being "like chicken nuggets, but for adults".I was unaware you're supposed to stop eating nuggets at a certain age
>>21714183Yeah chicken nuggets are definitely childish.
>>21714184Why? Sure, children can eat them. But why are they exclusively for children? Is breaded chicken not a near universal for food any non-vegfag
>>21714175Was your friend American? They are a nation of manchildren.
>>21714187If you have to ask then you are not ready anon.
Went on a date to an expensive italian restaurant. Date put parmesen on his dish. Hello? Are you seven and having babbie's first spaghetti dish?
>>21714196This one is reaching, sisGo eat your cheap cheese on your chatucture board and drink your boxed wine.
>>21714210i'm a fag, actually
>>21714187You know exactly why. In some US you could technically be arrested for ordering off the kids' menu over the age of 18. Although ABDL advocacy groups have been challenging those laws recently. You should probably contact your local ABDL club to get their lawyer's number on speed dial anyway, since it sounds like you're a real sicko and it's just a matter of time until you get arrested for something.
>>21714187it’s seen as very low brow food. there’s levels to the breaded chicken hierarchy in terms of perceived sophistication. nuggets are at the bottom. tendies are above that, a lot of people would still look at you weird for ordering that outside of a fast food restaurant or a bar. then you’ve got chicken sandwiches and stand alone fried chicken, seen as particularly respectable if it’s some homestyle grandma’s recipe shit or Dave’s Hot Chicken meme restaurant tier. the most sophisticated is chicken parm, I guess because it’s italian, personally I’d eat some air fried Tyson slop before a chicken parmigiana
>>21714215wtf are you babbling about
>>21714175if it is a frequent kid's menu item that comes in child portions, it is for children, petite women, and retarded manchildren >plain hamburger/cheeseburger>grilled cheese>cheese/chicken quesedilla>corn dog>chicken nuggets/tenders>personal cheese/pepperoni pizza>mac n cheese (as the main)sides>fries (again, kids portion)>applesauce>apple slicesbev>milk>apple juiceAll of these are ok under different contexts, like tendies at fries at a bar, or a big ass walking corn dog at the county fair, but you know you're an embarrassment if you, a grown man, orders these at a restaurant
dont care if its childish i will never stop eating nuggies and mac n cheese
>>21714175>Are there any foods grown adult men should avoid once they are of age?I'll tell you when you're old enough
>>21714184This is why vegans are like children We make chicken nuggets to convince children to eat chicken. We make non meat look like meat to convince adult children to eat their fad diet.
I really hope OP gets raped by mature dogs
>>21714175Adult men should avoid doing what grifters tell them to do. Eat whatever you want. Are hot dogs childish if you grill them yourself? How about authentic German franks or Polska kielbasa?
>>21714212explains why you're so petty about something as stupid as parmesan. Can't tell between mean gays, Italians, and French who has their head the furthest up their ass.t. nice fag
avoid eating everything that makes you happy. once you turn 18 you're not allowed to have joy anymore.
>>21714175Those look like good dogs though>>21715069>a big ass walking corn dog at the county fairIs that a corn bread battered and fried bologna chub? If it isn’t could you coat a bologna chub in corn bread batter and fry it?
>>21715069Redditors order these
