Truely the elixer of the sultans
>>21716598With Gatorade packaging for only $90. Seems legit to me!
>>21716636That's 90 rubles
>CoolcolaKek, I simply love shitty ESL brandnames
>>21716640Rubles is the Russian name for dollar so it's still $90 USD retard
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>>21716717>niggers like this one, what should we call it?>street
Russians have become mentally ill. Cruel combat in Ukraine really did a number on their collective psyche as a whole.
>>21716717>Made with real COK
>>21716872They were brutally oppressed by the Tzar until the revolution. Then they were brutally oppressed by Stalin until Stalin died. Then they were slightly less brutally oppressed by a revolving door of faceless bureaucrats and at least were citizens of a superpower until the Soviet Union collapsed. Then they were brutally oppressed by the weight of poverty and the knowledge that their country is no longer great until Putin took control. Now they're oppressed by a man obsessed with starting wars of territorial expansion.Would be enough to mind rape anyone in all honesty.
>>21716872Dubai chocolate wasn't invented in Russia though
>>21716936Nah, tsar Nicolas the second invented it before the revolution, only recently has the recipe been found
>>21716936You’re missing the point.
>>21716598I'm old enough to remember when you could find chocolate colas easily on store shelves. Sounds like a good idea, but in my experience it tastes horrible
>>21716598that sounds super gross.
>>21716636>>21716640And probably counterfeit.
>>21716876Americans can't into cok. Russia wins again!
>>21716598they really are running this "viral chocolate" into the ground huh? Even my local grocery store has that shit at the check out line
>>21717500People are buying it and love it.
>>21716598>not дoбpый кoлaThat's where the flavor is
