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Rate pls
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Why is there a box of tissues on your dining table?
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>>21729696
Why do you mean? How are you supposed to clean your lips?
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Is that slaw? Why is there only one bowl of it? Why is it so sloppy looking? Why are you brown? Why is the only carb on the plate a few pieces of lettuce? Is this food for a small animal? Doesn't seem like adequate calories for a normal person.
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>>21729693
Unironically 8/10 for elegant simplicity
Looks like I would feel comfy after eating
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>>21729693
good looking balls of meat, wheres the rest of the sides, is it a meal for 2 women?
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>>21729704
Not OP but to be fair, I would absolutely not post the actual portion I am about to eat of anything if I actually wanted to discuss the food and not the obesity epidemic kek
I just assumed he did a bit of presentation plating for the picture.
>Maybe some minced chives on the meat could add a nice touch as garnish but why bother when the meat and sauce look good on their own?
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>>21729693
Browning could be a bit more even on those meatballs and you could have added a bit more green to balance out three of them. What's the sauce?
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>>21729693
What's that green shit for
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>>21729693
Slaw with the undressed greens is redundant.
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>>21729991
No
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>>21729991
>undressed greens
I see a blob of oil on them
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>>21729693
You tried to hide it with that plain-ass gravy, but the meat is burned.
The salad is just sad and the coleslaw mix is drowning in dressing.

If you want actual advice, adhere to the MVP rule: meat, veggies and potatoes.
Your meatballs needed less time grilling and more time cooking: grill them until they're brown (not black) on every side, then add the butter+gravy mixture (get one with spices, not just the plain one), close the pan with a lid and let it cook on the second to lowest output your stove can manage.
Your salad can either be replaced by your coleslaw mix entirely, or remove the coleslaw and add cherry tomatoes, olives and feta cheese to the lettuce. Look up on how to make a Greek salad and you're golden.
The biggest mistake you made was not adding potatoes to your plate. Either cut them in small parts and boil them until you can prick them with a fork, or let them cook even further, drain them, and add milk and butter (+ herbs and spices) to create mashed potatoes.

My final advice: add salt and pepper container to your table when it's time to eat.
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>>21729693
what matters the most is what your boyfriend thought about your cramhole.
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>>21729693
Please don't tell me you call those sad leaves "salad".
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My drain pipe was clogged so water leaked all over the floor
I spent hours wiping it off
So only that "sad" salad I managed to get on the table
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>>21730131
Excuses don't help anyone, anon.
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>>21729697
You lick your lip clean after a big black bone spurts it's marrow all over them
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>>21729693
The fork goes on the left side of the plate.
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>>21730290
The black cock goes in your fucking arse bitch
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>2 plates to pretend you're not alone
>incorrect cutlery placement
>decorative quantity of lettuce
>slightly burned balls
>no potate
>cumrags at the ready
>table in corner so probably living in cuck shed
>not dressed up for dinner
>unpolished apples, not arranged
7/10 would eat
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>>21730434
It's a Russian twink and his tranny gf. He's posted his gfs (bf) hands and peeks of the gfs (bf) body before. They starve themselves on purpose. You can probably guess why.
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>>21730472
>You can probably guess why.
To stay cute and skinny? Based
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>>21730472
oh
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>>21729693
i always think you guys eat like italian runway models but then i remember most people eat more than once per day
looks okay, lacks bread. salad is kinda dire but if thats what it was gonna be, so it is, good to have green with your brown
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>>21730480
>>21730131
because this is what happens when they dont
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>>21730472
Prove it
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>>21729693
Nice snack?
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>>21730131
>>21730271
It tastsed so good
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>>21730588
Prove what?
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>>21730598
>He's posted his gfs (bf) hands and peeks of the gfs (bf) body before. They starve themselves on purpose.
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>>21729693
4/10
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>>21730472
post the "bottom guide for pride" webum
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>>21730609
They're in the archives. He's been posting the same format OC for a few years now and sometimes he includes his gf's (bf) bony hands or legs. Sorry I didn't save the pics of the slav twink and his gf (bf).
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>>21729693
A familiar face is always nice to see
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>>21730434
>unpolished apples, not arranged
Seriously? Do you polish apples? That's stupidest shit I read
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>>21729693
There's that fork again
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Needs more carbs
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>>21729693
>the incel second plate up for no one



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