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>What if we made a candy that tasted like shit and stabbed you in the roof of your mouth when you tried to eat it?
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>>21730664
WHAT IF they had flat tops in ancient rome
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>>21730664
>stabbed you in the roof of your mouth when you tried to eat it?
SORRY BUT FUCKING WHAT?
ARE YOU LITERALLY RETARDED?
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>>21730664
skill issue

perfect for cramming (up your peehole)
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>>21730668
Pop one in your mouth, it fucking stabs you
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>>21730664
lmao literal fucking baby mouth
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>>21730674
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS
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>>21730678
>>21730672
It's an aggressively shaped candy
It should just be round
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>>21730681
pussy boy, pussy pussy pussy boy
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>>21730667
Tomorrow I'll be on time, but you'll be stupid forever.
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>>21730664
I suck on them like nipples
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>>21730693
Maybe you'll like this.
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>>21730681
you're a aggressively shaped faggot so it works out
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You have to nibble on the tip like a tiny little rodent, it's dehumanizing. I shouldn't have to circumsize my chocolate with my teeth
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Yes it's a cruel world full of suffering and injustice and there's nothing you can do about it but bitch and moan on an anonymous internet forum.
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>>21731201
I liked doing the rat nibble when I was a kid.
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>>21730674
You're the reason they banned Kinder Suprise Eggs in America?
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>>21731224
I fucking wish Hershey kisses made me choke to death because then I wouldn't be eating them
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>>21731335
I'd rather choke on a plastic capsule then literal vomit
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>>21730664
Is that the infamous vomit chocolate?
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>>21731382
Tastes the same way going in as it does coming out
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>>21730664
You know that's not a living being, right? It can only stab you if you shove it in your mouth in a way which will allow it to stab you and even then only if you bite down on it like a fucking moron.
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>>21730664
I usually chew with my teeth rather than my gums and toungue but you do you anon!)
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>>21730668
OP has a soft pallet
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>>21730664
I'm sorry to hear that you did not have a comfy childhood, but I'm not going to let pity stop me from mocking you.
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>>21730664
I agree they taste like shit but if you're stabbing yourself with them you might be the softest man alive
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>>21730664
I love when foreigners post complete lies.



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